I remember the god of war 2 promo party being all decked out like a greek orgy replete with decapitated goat heads, causing a fuss for middle england types. www.wired.com/2007/04/sony... Also I'm fond of the 'name your child Turok' promo from Acclaim. Acclaim were kings of wild coked up promo shit.

I'm not sure modern ubisoft could have done it justice tbh. Original pop-sot was an all timer. That whole trilogy was good tbh, and it sucks there's no modern way to play them without pc.

devastating news for Prince of Persia fans but all is not lost

I completed the resi 4 remake Ada Wong dlc tonight, it was really good. I was dead against re4 getting a remake but it turned out ok. Maybe re9 will be ok.

The last handheld Final Fantasy thing I bought was a copy of Advent Children on UMD that didn't work for 100 yen, I think I'll leave it there.

I wish I could have one day where I could wake up without that sundowning dickhead's constant shit being shoved in my face.

Me: I'm going to start eating healthier and try andlose the tummy. Also me...

Absolutely nuts that anyone could look at this and be like, yeah that's a series we should essentially let lie dead/dormant/fallow for 20 years and counting

Watching football live for the first time in ages. Diogo Dalot is the shits.

Some people were confused by my ICE post. This should clear it up.

How in God's name has it already been a year since the Switch 2 reveal

No

Sonic 06 20 year anniversary remaster on the way

My girlfriend (who is Taiwanese, so maybe it's cultural) asked me why I always watch old series/films and not new ones, and I found it really tricky to answer in a way that provided any kind of reason for her. She doesn't do that at all, I can't fathom it.

Oh yes, got this too. Hope the korn song is in it

Also are these good

Found a PAL copy of Clive Barker's Jericho by Clive Barker in Taiwan. HUSSSS

that's a shame

Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers

I could end my relationship with just a click of a button.

I often think about Jonathan Cooper's posts about TLOU2, that the studio ran out of seasoned game animators because its reputation was so bad and thus had to hire film folks who had to be taught how to put games together.

Yeah I don't get it.

I've started making a game called Small Town Simulator, where you move into a small town in britain somewhere and live a nicely mundane life for all eternity (until you get bored) very early access demo: accumulationofthings.com/twine/town/t... blog post: www.patreon.com/posts/small-...

I listened to 2 of his songs on youtube, this is the worst shit I've ever heard.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrmB... Easy peezy

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Nil By Mouth

Feel quite sorry for kids who want to like aggressive music now. I was super lucky growing up with gateway bands like Deftones, RATM, Korn etc. There was a community around it. All the kids have now are Yungblud and instagram deathcore dipsticks like Slaughter To Prevail.

Music people, who is Yungblud, is he basically Donny Tourettes for the children

He also broke up with Winona Ryder because, according to him, she wanted to have sex all the time and her breasts were too big. Guy’s not got a lot going on upstairs, clearly.

See the 2 balloons on that door with 'Greenwood Village' above it? It's taken me 28 fucking years to get that.

Update... Diddy Kong Racing still takes colossal shits from a great height on Mario Kart.

The level where you need a jetpack to fly across huge canyons and chasms to find and fight Bob Fett still holds up. People that say the Battle of Hoth is the only good are stoooopid.

Went on a little shopping excursion in Taipei, saw this and gf is probably going to kill me

0891 FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY

Forgot what an embuggerance having a popular tweet was. (They're still tweets to me)

Anthony Kiedis once sang that he was “living in and out of a big fat suitcase” but he should be living in the side of a big fat JAIL CELL

I love it. Romero is a soccer dad who shows up to conventions a couple times a year & tells funny stories about living on cold pizza & Jolt cola.

John Carmack continues to be a giant disappointment. Romero is King of Doom Johns.

I remember this every so often and I start cracking up

Important update... just bought Vagrant Story and Sonic Heroes. Just need some codeine and that's my weekend sorted

Because they like swords and can't read. Saved you a click

Mortimer and Whitehouse will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.

I'm Scottish, too many to choose from. Maybe the 98 world cup side. Heroes, all of them. Useless.

youtu.be/x4KCQWHeoQE I *think* YouTube is OK right now so here's Botchamania 523 online again.

Minoru Suzuku: I am going to destroy Yuji Nagata and drink his blood, and then freeze myself so I can periodically murder his descendants. Also Minoru Suzuki: (eyes lighting up as he finds a new fossil to add to his museum on Animal Crossing)

take your fucking pick