Interesting it's called a "manhunt" and not a "personhunt" which really makes you think.

I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"

We have got to increase the social cost for being a sellout.

31% of Democrats polled said being transgender is "morally wrong". Five years ago it would have been a fraction of that. The propaganda is working, the silence from Democrats is deafening, & all of this is why every step backward can't go ignored for even a moment. news.gallup.com/poll/710810/...

Tired: the ai bubble is gonna pop! Inspired: Larry Ellison destroys Oracle and his empire by betting everything on Sam Altman

Can’t have a union at amazon because Jeff Bezos needs enough money to do this

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Did Bosnia and Herzegovina, via band Dubioza Kolektiv, just win the World Cup with this banger? 🇧🇦

Who's this Belzon guy everybody keeps saying they're bringing but never shows up?

holy fucking shit speak of the Antichrist

Googlesearch has gone from a product that works fine to talking at me like a cult recruiter/MLM booster to just spewing completely arcane nonsense unrelated to my searches in a matter of a couple years. Excellent work silicon valley. You've built consulting the oracles from first principals.

Mark Rogondino is Max Bretos' wario

Okay, but was that makeout session more in like a platonic way or

they should make footlong hot pockets

At least part of my salary as an IT worker is for carrying the burden of knowing what all the wires look like behind the nice wall ports. I bear this cursed knowledge so the civilian can sleep at night.

Friend? Some of your foldin' money's come unstowed.

Jesus Christ

I would've named her Princess Live Anna, but nobody consults me on this shit and then look how that goes.

Roster limitations that hamstring this league lead to lots of injuries and the schedule compounds those problems. If you can't actually build a reliable squad and you can't actually practice what do you think is gonna' happen? Crashouts. That's what. Not just an LAFC problem. Seeing it everywhere

Everyone calling for Dos Santos' head after last night: you really think a coach is gonna' come in and fix everything? It seems beyond silly IMO. I'm not even arguing he's an amazing coach, but like…the persistent problems are with the roster. Who's he supposed to put at left back? #LAFC #MLS

the hardest emotional and technical support workers in our society

Drake? More like Wyrm amirite?

They keep inventing new kinds of fingernail clippers huh?

Can't get over how one of my followers on instagram said I looked like a dedicated secret service agent and I was like, "I would never take a bullet for a US president." This was somehow surprising to him. He tried arguing with me about the merits of good presidents like FDR (okay…) and Obama (🤦‍♂️).

It's gonna be insane to see how the Sonny stans out there blame everyone but their golden boy for this abysmal performance. It's obvious the dude is playing scared and it's nobody's fault but him. #lafc

Tafari for Captain. #lafc

This is how it feels to be a #LAFC fan as of late

I seriously hate Ryan Raposo. He is the new Yaw Yeboah. #lafc

This hits different as a guy living in the hinterlands of the LA/IE region, culturally dominated by conservatives. Every time I tell somebody about a recent trip to LA on the metro or something they look at me like I survived a war. It's literally fine and nice and good even.

"Deep Space Nine is basically an intergalactic truck stop" "Deep space Wall Drug"

We are, in this time and era, creating the most swagless aristocracy in history.

this website has to engage in a ridiculous discourse about whether or not it is good every 8 days. so i think we can clear it up. it is not good. it is largely annoying. many people on here are antisocial weirdos. but im posting with my pals on it. so net positive.

me after I sow:

So how many door dasher [luigi yahooo! sound effect] do you think we're gonna' have once the oil crisis fully hits?

Engaging in femme allyship today by forgoing breakfast and running off 4 hours of sleep and a giant iced coffee while my anemia goes into overdrive 💅✌️

I met you at a very anemic time in my life.

I love the British tv genre “swagless son goes traveling with cool dad”

It’s impossible to tell a knock-knock joke to a know-it-all because they just keep telling you, “actually, it’s ‘whose’”.

One of the funnier ways trolls in my comments show their own asses involves them trying to convince me everyone complimenting me is just a bot or something because they can't fathom normal people complimenting eachother 'cause it never happens to them since they're obviously isolated in their lives.

Punishing everyone at this karaoke bar who isn’t as depressed as me by singing “Brick” by Ben Folds.

He really should have been born into the victorian times. He is not made for this century. nypost.com/2026/04/15/u...

The civility-policing of liberals is amongst their worst affectation. You want to alienate all normal people? Tell them that their valid and appropriate anger is somehow equivalent to the violence of their oppressors. Complete loser shit.

Every year I wait until the last day to do my taxes and every year I get faster and faster at it and learn zero lessons.

Sup?

People who can look past all the bullshit to fanboy over ye’s washed and played out new music every time he drops something never cease to amaze me. These are the Harry Potter fans of hip hop.

Looking at a picture of an insanely beautiful and creative woman who talks to me on the internet: but do we have compatible lives? I just don’t think we have the same social battery.

I’m losing patience with people asking, “why isn’t somebody in the government stopping him?!” Because this is what our government is and leftists have been trying to get this through your thick noggins for decades. That is why filtering everything through electoralism is a dead-end.

Cool to actually be living in the sick country with demented leaders who have nuclear weapons.

Denis Buonga is the greatest soccer (football) player of all time. Maybe better than god even. #LAFC #MLS

Oui, oui, oui hon hon