California hospitals are conspiring together to ruin my life at work and I need them to stop before I lose it and go postal

Can’t stop thinking abt the Odelia comms I got recently……..my cringe fail perfect loser girlboyfriend…….

Freak?

They got Moofy. It's literally like a Poogie. They have Goocoo in reserve. There's Cohoots in Rise. You can find Sujas. There's even Moofahs. You can literally find a Hopguppy.

Hot new Odelia meme comm fresh off the presses from @porchcollapse.bsky.social !!!!!!!!

Odelia nation rise UP I’ve been wanting a recreation of them for this pic for like a year now and it’s finally real 🙏🙏💕💕 comm by @porchcollapse.bsky.social !!!

I know the world sucks rn and America is on the verge to returning to 2008 but I think we should all take a second to be thankful that at least sex on fire by kings of leon isn’t being played nonstop on the radio this time around

O nome dele é Little Monster

We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)

Her scuttles pt 2

pink punk pigeon (2023)

I neglect my houseplants a lot and I’m not proud of it #oc #art

When I first started T I was like man I sure hope I don’t get a bunch of acne on my face that would suck to deal with and a single finger on the monkey’s paw curled in and instead my neck has become a fucking war zone

🐀 #pokemonday #pokemon

The ADL is functionally a Nazi organization at this point

Having extremely normal feelings about the lighting and composition of this photo

omg bank i need to retire like SO much

If my 58 year old coworker doesn’t stop playing her shitty music and reality TV shows loudly on speaker in the office I’m gonna start playing the first two Tyler the creator albums on speaker and really test this speakers ok in a government office shit

Got all excited about this suggestion and then the music is just average pop I’m soooooooo disappointed man

I’ve once again become important at work and made it obvious I find a task the rest of my team is scared of easy so now I gotta train everyone else on it. Should have kept my mouth shut I absolutely played myself here.

butch lesbian hex maniac

I often don’t feel like I have a lot to be proud of or celebrate But I wanted to take a minute to be happy and grateful for my top surgery anniversary

templar was caught (dont worry she survived) (cw blood gore) | #dragonage |

"It is no exaggeration to say this will kill people—mainly people who are elderly, disabled and/or poor. Society’s most vulnerable sit in the crosshairs of our nation’s wealthiest people who have absolutely everything, but somehow always want more."

Thinking abt how I get to see clipping in like 2 weeks and throwing up from excitement

basically my blocking rule now is "if you can't speak normally to strangers I'm not interested in hearing anything you have to say"

sanrio stickers :•3

Got handed two edibles and now my friends are suggesting movies to watch I’ve been bamboozled. They put a can of tuna in the cat trap and I walked right onto the pressure plate.

Y'all gotta get comfortable talking about pornography and defending its right to exist and for people to look at it, even if you don't (but especially if you DO).

Real looney toons sound effect stuff.

Asked a cis Mexican man and trans black woman how many super sayian forms goku has and immediately saw my life flash before my eyes

Need a white guy to walk confidently into a federal building and delete all the student loans files

Heard my bf say “I love you” to one of his gamer friends the exact same way he does to me…..should I be concerned

every day I think about the comms strategy of the korean opposition party in the wake of the coup and I get so burningly resentful that other countries have legislators who are awake

Just in case people don't know the context, this is a policy called splitting the letters, developed by fundamentalist Christians to use feminist and queer language and culture to split the T off and then turn the others against each other. You can watch their 2017 conference planning it.

I love seeing animals trying to assess a situation.

A little art appropriate for the day

Incredible.

. Blue star ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ

Ever since Deadspin, I have kept a folder of all-time-great principled resignation letters. This may be the best one I've ever seen.

We won’t disappear just because you change a website.

NEW: A group known as the 'puppygirl hacker polycule' has leaked thousands of police training & policy manuals from departments across the country www.dailydot.com/debug/lexipo...

the one tiny silver lining of this nightmare is watching Mitch slowly realize that his ruthless pursuit of power at all costs has been eclipsed by an even more ruthless and less principled gang that laughs at the few beliefs he holds and it’s all his fault I hope it eats at him every day

eat your fiber, kupo

Do not ever correct me on here. I'm not wrong, and if I am then it's because it's fun for me

Someone drove down our street and tossed a lit firework out the window of their car that was so big it sounded like a bomb going off and launched a rock through someone’s window thanks jackasses