Used my HSA on smelling salts

Amazed watching Mariners fans figure out how the playoffs work

Remedy protein shake More macro bars

Mama's peppers Uncrustables Biotin Dave's killer bread

Macro bars. Dark chocolate almond Remedy chai and matcha protein Lime Astros sweep ice cream Milks Made good birthday cake bars

Dropped third strike is the worst rule in baseball

Chickpeas Bananas Lentil wrap Lentils Greens Dressing Apples Cashew yogurt

Sound on for this. Trust me. #AEWAllOut ➡️ allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv

Visiting Dugout Episode 107 — San Diego Padres @kirbydiem.bsky.social joined @chrystalok.bsky.social to chat about the Padres and their upcoming postseason, while also helping to preview the final White Sox home stand of 2025, on the @ffsn.bsky.social! www.ffsn.com/sox-populi/v...

10 in a row

most HRs by a switch-hitter in one MLB season ever!

MOVE OVER MICKEY MANTLE YOU DEAD ASS BITCH THERES A BIG DUMPER COMING THRU

GOMS

Study Shows Benefits Of Skin-To-Skin Contact Between New Players, Coaches

WILL THE MONDAY NIGHT LIGHTS SHINE TOO BRIGHT FOR THE BUCCANEERS THIS EVENING

8 in a row

Hoping some of the wrestling media go to Saudi Mania so Mohammed bin Salman can be like "Wow, this is too sycophantic even for me. That woman in the designated female question cage just keeps asking Undertaker if he had fun tonight."

I can't believe they made Cody Rhodes do white face in the new Naked Gun movie.

if this was 1999 Newgrounds would have like 20 "charlie kirk sniper" flash games by now

Happy holidays!

NFL FOOTBALL

Of course the Amerikan Gunz main evented of night one of BumberMania, and you know we immediately celebrated by seeing Weezer because that what you do at Bumbershoot. #wrestlesky

Who’s the idiot who wrote a hand-wringer about Colson earlier today? www.southsidesox.com/chicago-whit...

Has anyone asked Roger Maris Jr. what he thinks of Cal Raleigh's season?

No chance you had a better day than this kid 🍿😂

Impeccable.

EATIN A FUCKING BAAAAAAGEL

Small crackers Toilet paper

Inconceivable Duck Preposterously Unreal Goat Unfathomable Salmon Fundamentally Impossible Shrimp Completely Nonsensical Pork Paradoxical Tuna

We need more meat that claims to be outside the realm of human comprehension. Impossible Beef Unimaginable Chicken Unthinkable Pork Out-of-the-Question Fish Virtually Undoable Lamb Far From Attainable Bison

Mangos Berries. All of em Bananas Cucumbers Peppers Avocados Tomatoes Mushrooms Granola Dave's killer

Bryan Woo has now gone 6 or more innings and allowed 2 or fewer walks in all 24 starts this season That’s the 2nd-longest streak of 6+ IP starts with 2 or fewer walks to start a season since the mound was moved to its current distance (1893), behind: 1905 Cy Young: 30 @EliasSports

Forager yogurt pouches Just egg Brami beans Matcha thing Chelsea likes Chik'n salad sandwich? Not chick'n dino nugs Bale breaker? Treeline cheese Macro bars. Dark chocolate

Ethan got the best ass cheeks in the biz. 2/5 in one skeet baybay.

Here I am, debuting on South Side Sox. I am Lenyn Sosa’s strongest soldier. www.southsidesox.com/chicago-whit...

Just made myself laugh by imagining Tanahashi starting to climb the cage when the match begins, it taking him 25 minutes to get up it, and it ends with him doing his only move of the match: a high fly flow onto the other 9 people, pinning Matt Jackson.

Stroking my beanis until I gume

he Seattle Mariners have won eight straight games and are 10-1 since the trade deadline. If Houston loses tonight, the Mariners will be tied for first in the AL West. Their lineup is great, their rotation nasty, the back of their bullpen dominant. They are a scary October team.

I miss recipe videos that weren't made my dipshits who shovel the food in their mouth at the end and pretend like they're about to cum

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Trump Readjusts Golf Tee In JD Vance’s Mouth

🚨 NEW SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨 FJR (if you know, you know) A night of safe space pro-wrestling action, for the scene, by the scene that helped cultivate modern day Portland wrestling. Tickets are donation based (pay as much as you can to show your support) Tix: www.eventbrite.com/e/fjr-a-nigh...

AEW Dynamite is Wednesday nights on TBS

At 40 years & 253 days, Justin Turner is the 2nd-oldest player at the time of his first career regular-season walk-off home run, younger than only: 5/26/58 Murray Dickson: 41y, 278d Only other at 40+: 9/17/89 Rick Dempsey 40y, 4d h/t @EliasSports

Split fiction is a really great video game

PADRES MARINERS WORLD SERIES

🚨🚨TRADE DEADLINE RUMOR🚨🚨 Joe Start straight-up for Aaron Judge