so what are they doing, Smash 6 or Smash Ultimate: Switch 2 Edition?

My political stance:

lizards playing golf? absurd

*selects you from the menu*

fupa friday

no more clothes

a big fat birdo for the soul

any game that features "war" in the title can be easily mocked by replacing it with "bore", "chore", "snore", etc.

Movie I've seen more than 7 times with a gif

ASMR

really feeling this

oof ow my absolute head

Draw Mesprit With A Big Tummy

I'm fat and naked

what's the best Gundam series?

any good anime these days?

>lays down for a quick nap >sleeps for 4 hours

had a dream last night I was trying to assemble some bird puzzle, I already had most of the pieces but the clues to where the remaining pieces were hidden was in a rare book. The owner of the book was a young woman with sideburns who reacted to me like I was the most repulsive thing she'd ever seen

imagine Laylee voiced by Awkwafina 😩💦

my favorite part of halloween is artists drawing their hot furry OC eating candy until they're helplessly pinned down by the weight of their own distended stomach

my penis is yours for the taking, but you'll have to find it first 😈

fat fuck friday

sex with mesprit

squad goals

Pissed off this morning because the brand new fancy futuristic touch screen coffee maker in the break room will not dispense anything, even just hot water, until some technician can come in to refill the proprietary powdered milk cartridge. Have to microwave tap water like a god damn cave man

Brushing my cat is so satisfying but she hates it

Why do we use the comparison to Oedipus for people who want to fuck their mom? Oedipus absolutely did NOT want to fuck his mom

someone is eating pizza hut I can smell it

We should bring back killdozer, but mount one of these giant industrial shredders on the front

when I was a kid I loved writing stories, but I hated writing dialogue or naming characters, so it was all just describing people and what they're doing and talking about without ever directly including any specifics. It was quite challenging

this is what we've lost :( saved @hpalpha.bsky.social art i found in my old files, please draw again please please im begging you

Hm..... I want ham

NNNNGGGGGEEUUUUURRRGHH I'M SO HUNGRY

I remember watching The Hilarious House of Frightenstein a lot when I was a kid, maybe I should rewatch it.... it's long as hell though

I highly recommend going outside for a walk for like an hour, it pulls you out of your own head

I wish uncle fester was real

slosh slosh slosh slosh slosh

I would not be able to control myself

this baby can fit so much impotent rage

*greebles you*

this nintendo direct could have been an email

I need to stop staying up so late but I'm playing the yooka-laylee remake and it's too much fun

The internet ruined how we enjoy media. Used to be you could really talk about it with your friends, discuss what it means, speculate about the plot, really feel like you're exploring the setting. Now everything is laid out plainly, discussion and speculation has been replaced by "just google it"

slosh

why do people say rump instead of butt? is it because they think butt is vulgar?

man I love when I eat a good sandwich and then I feel alert and energized like YEAH! Fuck yeah! I am FUELED

strange villagers.. 🍃🍂 #animalcrossing

I was walking to the grocery store yesterday and I saw this lady flipping the fuck out by the side of the road, kicking and flailing and throwing her bike around. When she noticed me approaching she assured me, "I'm not on meth, I'm just a bit drunk and the blue jays are getting it done"

get naked or die trying