Stone Pony of South Side Sox
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SSS opinion and analysis. Trying to analyze granular data with an English degree.
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Here I am, debuting on South Side Sox. I am Lenyn Sosaâs strongest soldier.
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Sing it from the rooftops!
The Chicago White Sox (finally) have a second-sacker: Lenyn Sosa
https://www.southsidesox.com/chicago-white-sox-commentary-and-analysis/114180/sing-it-from-the-rooftops
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This third inning has been dangerous for those of us desperate to talk themselves into Luisangel AcuĂąa.
10 days ago
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Some people are saying the 2026 spring training White Sox bought some secret stuff from the 1927 Yankees estate sale but those people are also saying the results are purely psychosomatic (they drank pee.)
11 days ago
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Sandlin has now confirmed heâs working on a kick changeup, via James Fegan.
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15 days ago
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Others Frisch-era nepotism inductions that I would retract from the Hall: Jesse Haines George Kelly Chick Hafey Iâd want to take a closer look at Dave Bancroftâs case, as well. Ross Youngs was Frischâs broken clock.
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21 days ago
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Gotta give credit to the White Sox marketing team. I didnât like the new City Connects at first, but theyâve since checked off my single most important metric for determining whether or not a jersey is cool: âHas it become a regular template for Mexican sandlot league knockoffs?â
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I feel very bad for all these well-meaning Japanese baseball fans who come online and say âIâd like to know more about the Chicago White Sox!â just to get met by a buzz saw of trauma-dumping.
2 months ago
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Murakami post from a few days ago. A lot of good writing from the SSS team in the immediate aftermath.
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2 months ago
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This account supports any effort to re-sign Yoan Moncada. Yoan Moncada redemption tour. I dream of Gold Glove and Latin Grammys.
2 months ago
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Renisdorf can sense the Music Row-to-MLB pipeline of the 2050s.
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5 months ago
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reposted by
Stone Pony of South Side Sox
Shane McNichol
5 months ago
New meme format
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Zombie runner rules. Itâs the only time bunting makes sense. Shut up, dorks.
5 months ago
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I pledge my eternal loyalty to whichever team who drafts Scrappy Hopkins.
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5 months ago
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Cooper Manning looks like a policy wonk that Elizabeth Warren is grooming for state senate.
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5 months ago
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Not sure why Mike Vasil and his 2.9 WAR doesnât qualify but go off.
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5 months ago
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Yeah man I dunno, if your OPS+ is 215 then that should make you the MVP.
5 months ago
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SIX INNINGS OF ONE-HIT BALL, YOU SAY?
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5 months ago
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I really want to have a Shane Smith conversation. This dude is an ace.
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5 months ago
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I have to question the wisdom of listing âwhoever has the most PA at a positionâ when it bumps Kyle Teel and his 2.0 fWAR in favor of Edgar Quero, whose only advantage was being called up earlier.
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5 months ago
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Dug into 7-year peak WAR numbers hoping to easily disprove this thesis but Kershaw actually has a good case there: Jackie Robinson: 51.5 Kershaw: 49.7 Duke Snider: 49.5 Sandy Koufax: 46.0 (retired after a 10.3 WAR season in â66) Don Drysdale: 44.7
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5 months ago
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Trying to remember the last guy before Martin Perez who actually wanted to be here.
6 months ago
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Analysts are going to be preparing their 2026 season previews in February and itâs going to be the first time a majority of them realize what has happened with the White Sox since mid-July.
6 months ago
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Having a super utility guy like Brooks Baldwin who switch hits and slugs .400 is pretty useful, imo.
6 months ago
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Batters taking their timeout in a 3-2 count is gonna hit like crack in the playoffs.
6 months ago
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My one NFL take is that they should be really aggressive with regular season byes. Like, keep 18 games but every team has five bye weeks.
6 months ago
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Taylor forced that throwing error by running in on the baseline and making the first baseman throw around him.
6 months ago
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That curveball Martin threw against Goldschmidt is only the fourth one heâs thrown against a righty all year. The first three were earlier this month.
6 months ago
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Uncle Steve explains the kick change during tonightâs first inning. Itâs the middle finger, fyi.
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6 months ago
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If Martin hangs that cutter against the Yankees, itâs going to be a bad night. Thatâs the pitch teams have banged in the heart of the zone.
6 months ago
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Ooo baby Davis Martin has the 96 mph wipeout 4-seamer tonight.
6 months ago
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If you are friends with Davis Martin, please get him in touch with me because I have a billion questions about his sinker mechanics and my wife can tell when Iâm thinking about it instead of listening to her.
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6 months ago
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The 2025 White Sox are all about taking three steps forward and two steps back, which is still better than last year when they moonwalked off a cliff before the end of May.
6 months ago
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Whoâs the idiot who wrote a hand-wringer about Colson earlier today?
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Colson Montgomery has 40-homer potential â and an outrageous 4-seamer problem
History shows that you canât achieve one without fixing the other
https://www.southsidesox.com/chicago-white-sox-commentary-and-analysis/114928/colson-montgomery-has-40-homer-potential-and-an-outrageous-4-seamer-problem
6 months ago
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The Sox have a +26 run differential in the second half.
6 months ago
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It is coming apparent that the games Colson does not homer in are aberrations. Dongers are merely him progressing to the mean.
6 months ago
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BREAKING NEWS: Ozzie hates Colsonâs haircut
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6 months ago
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Colson was slugging .706 against sinkers entering tonight and then he got one chest high with the wind blowing out.
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6 months ago
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You gotta be fucking kidding me!?
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6 months ago
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Robert Jr has to be approaching some kind of record for bats broken in a season.
6 months ago
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FYI the ball was as lively as itâs ever been in 1930. This is like passing a home run record set in 1999.
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6 months ago
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Just a reminder that Buehrle had a 49 start streak of 6 innings or more that only ended because an umpire ejected him from a game after 5.2 innings without issuing a warning.
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6 months ago
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Nothing worse than watching your team lose on an extremely cool play.
7 months ago
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8/19: đ¨YESđ¨ (.200) 2025: .231/.307/.397
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7 months ago
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I also want to plug one of my favorite SABR articles ever written: John McCormack wrote about a 32-team regional realignment BACK IN 1985!
sabr.org/journal/arti...
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7 months ago
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New article at South Side Sox â Ya boy is 100% on board with regional realignment and tradition is stupid.
www.southsidesox.com/mlb-news/114...
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Embrace the Future of Regional Realignment
Your best source for quality Chicago White Sox news, rumors, analysis, stats and scores from the fan perspective.
https://www.southsidesox.com/mlb-news/114510/embrace-the-future-of-regional-realignment#comments
7 months ago
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They have to keep finding a place for Sosa, man. I think his bat is special.
7 months ago
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Me *in tears*: doctor, will I live long enough to see the Sox win at Kaufman Stadium again? Doctor: Youâre 28. Me: Damnit doc, quit telling me things I already know!
7 months ago
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Fuck, man. Maybe Sosa actually could slug well enough to play first.
7 months ago
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Sat on two pitches near his hands, then got a third one and the same area and he banged it. More elite bat-to-ball and timing skills on display on that dinger.
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7 months ago
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IS MIGUEL VARGAS BATTING OVER .200 FOR HIS CAREER? 8/14: NO (.197) 2025: .226/.304/.396
7 months ago
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I am genuinely curious if adapting the satyrical bend of a lefty shitposter will be good for this greasy used car salesman. If you hate this tweet, then I was quoting my close personal friend Joyce Carol Oates.
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7 months ago
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