It’s so cold

syphilismaxxing

I just think we should eroticise venereal diseases more… cuz u literally them them from fucking…

🐞 🏃 💨

It would be funny as fuck if Ilya gave Shane like gonorrhea

There are way too many time skips in episode 1 of heated rivalry it’s actually irritating me

Oh yall weren’t kidding when you said heated rivalry was a softcore porno lollll

New pic of Uranus just dropped

My nose is so itchy … weed is funny

u can kiss your sister at any time and no one can stop u

I’m gods most prototypical soldier (chronically couch-surfing mentally ill overachiever who has gay sex and does drugs)

In the study but NOT included in the article: “However, reverse causation cannot be ruled out, as some individuals may begin to use cannabis to self-medicate prodromal symptoms of psychiatric disorders even before a diagnosis is made.”

Ig this is basically a study (like I didn’t trace or color pick or anything lol)… anyway my g looking hot as hell #OCsky

Sports commentator just said “it’s an overcast afternoon but the sun is shining if you’re an Irish person” 😂😂😂

If popping pimples is bad why’s it so fun

anyways, you don't have to know for certain that you're a man/woman/nonbinary to start taking cross-sex hormones. you can just try them out and see how your brain reacts. do you feel kinda shitty and bad right now? that's as good a reason as any to try something new.

they should invent a woman who wants me. and while they’re at it they could invent a fish who fears me but I don’t care much about that second one, it’s just an option for the inventing people

Friday chungus life!!!!!!!!!!!!

Had a really intense really involved sex dream that included full scale world building

Lowkey I feel like it would be fun to poop on someone for money

You had been a family, sharing spit and cooties and blood and coughs and colds and flus and soup and bread and warmth and shelter

Blood no longer constitutes such an empty slate. You’re going to have to find something else to make meaning with. Some other organ, some other process.

See it turned out that you could make someone into your blood family, it turned out that was an option all along, you just had to be suicidal-homicidal enough to want to do it.

I gotta read that one book…

Serum

I may be in shambles but at least I’m not pregnant and don’t have HIV #WentToTheSexualHealthRapidScreeningPlaceToday

I was in her space but I was in nobody’s space. She was in my space but she was in her space. It’s unclear. It’s confusing.

It is hard to… understand… the limits of public and private space… when and why one is one and not the other…. When one person’s hallway is another person’s apartment…

when I’m president everyone will be required to go through puberty at least twice. More if desired

Act normal for 1 second

fucking cant stand reppers sometimes bro

I hope the doctor did the T labs I asked for… I bet she didn’t but i FUCKIN HOPE

Me in a good mood: I love Irish people 😃 Me in a bad mood: i cant stand the Irish 😭

What movie will I watch… I’m thinking poor things but idk

Movie……

Ig this is basically a study (like I didn’t trace or color pick or anything lol)… anyway my g looking hot as hell #OCsky

Not me. I’m booksmaxing but I need to be looksmaxxing

I could have been so fucking sexy if I’d just dropped out of engineering school bro like I fucked up my whole life when I was 20 years old and I’m still paying the price for it

The worst part of being mid is not being able to fuck hot people 🫩🫩🫩🫩 (unless ur really lucky in which case do NOT email me, do NOT interact)

1) get a job 2) powerlifting 3) have sex with men who are actually hot

I’m gonna be so cool when I’m a 60 year old transsexual leather queen but I need to build that for myself like 😭

I can’t keep being poor bro I cant handle this I cant emotionally handle seeing people who are my age and went to school with me making 7383949272662920373$ and owning houses while I suffer and struggle and go insane

Please God let me get a job

I’m getting more and more convinced I have bipolar

Oh I’m DEPRESSED depressed

Why won’t they give me like. Xanax and adderall or whatever

Convinced I’m being rejected from jobs for having an uncharismatic name or a bad vibe or something because my technical and employment backgrounds are both literally excellent