Sabrina carpenter stuck in my head

our country tis of thee sweet land of the glizzy of the i sing

Swiss cheese should have a different kind of cheese in the holes. It ages differently and the pressure builds up and if you don’t eat it in time it starts to rupture out like little cheeseworms

Lowk I need another labubu

Not the cleavage pimple omfg

Am I allowed to make these tweets on main?????

In my fantasies of the past I am your mother. I can nurture you and I can save you from her and I can fuck you. And you well, at least, wouldn’t know how not to want it, if you didn’t actually want it yourself anyway. Woah

Am I myself next to you or myself in their place? 😌 🎧 🎶

Wait this song is by a Black artist???????

Okay actually music streaming is the best thing to ever happen because now if ur high and you want to hear a song you can just hear it. No searching through your record collection. It’s just there. Like it’s so good

Sorry those previous two tweets are fucking terrifying don’t worry about it I pkrmkse 😭😭😂😂😂

I wish I could have… participated…

If you are reading this… which is possible… I think about you sometimes… I wish I had listened to you back then… I wish I could have heard what you’d said

Oh… new name dropped…

and since so few of us live very long, and since we have so few resources, and since we are so scattered, there is very little by way of infrastructure to actually scaffold and enable this development. we are hungry for it, we seek it out, by whatever means we can. but the cupboard is bare

they should do another charlie kirk. im bored

some of u

Why am I craving plain spaghetti 😶

unfortunately “it's all corrupt girl” will be entering the lexicon

you will never guess what this is a response to

Dudes hate when you point out things that are clearly visible to the naked eye

I can even fly in the sky. お空も飛べちゃいますっ☆

Bord Gáis has an “oh my gosh” jingle??????? 💀 Irish advertising man

It’s crazy to me that Kevin is a name from Irish lmfaooo it sounds so… idk 😂 I think it’s kinda like kweeveen in its original form

Brother Kevin.. you have breasts??

I’m tired of sunglasses monk it’s time for a new guy

😣

My comms are open once more, with newer pricing!

it is never too late for 2026 resolutions #onepiece

Me signing up for the phalloplasty waitlist

i would suggest sister summer but siscon is all year round baybeeeeess

Every day I get more Irish

I need a man to drive me into a brick wall at 80 mph

the only thing that could save me tonight: filthy and degrading intoxicated t4t sex

date idea: we get really high and grope each other until we forget about our day

Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink

all you really need to be happy is a sleepy girlfriend with big squishy thighs

Ester Bunny England and Wales, Census, 1861

Just got jumpscared by Swedish rap

Canon event: finally started growing a mustache like 5 yrs into testosterone

Writing is a lot like working construction in that I’m constantly high on drugs & getting railed by men i barely know in random bathroom stalls

Like when you take that type of detrans posture, what I feel like people don't think about is that you're telling the people in your life not to support your choices and agency in general going forward

BENOIT BLANC, GENUINELY INQUISITIVE: whose pussy is this?

BENOIT BLANC, GENUINELY INQUISITIVE: Now, I understand the concept of course, but it does lead me to wonder, how much Glory has this Hole accumulated, for it to be named so?

PRO TIP: if you’re fuckin someone and they start going “I’m sorry my pussy is so pathetic and awful and doesn’t work right” you’re supposed to agree

dating apps are goated when feeling fundamentally undesirable is the vibe

“Driving lessons” more like elaborate fucking humiliation and financial domination ritual

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller March 28,1953