I know nobody is going to see this post but on the off chance someone does: I want to read a history of naval life during the so-called golden age of piracy piracy that is solidly researched, had some kind of Marxist/leftist analysis, and is also titillating does anyone have any recommendations

holy fuck shit fag what

#whitepersonmoment just tried Vicks vaporub for the first time… it’s weird… idk if i like it tbh but it does seem to be working

They should invent a my doctor that sends me my test results within 2 weeks of me getting my blood drawn

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I’m cold:(

Samurai and fax machines may have existed at the same time but you can sleep tight knowing that the kingdom of Prussia dissolved well before Ska music was invented

Saw a baby cow today 🐄

I hope I get to stick my dick in a beautiful woman again before I die

its bring your tits to work day

It’s been so long since I’ve fucked a beautiful woman I think they should re-seal my virginity

Spuds for dinner spuds for lunch

Wait it’s STILL 2025???

theres this desire to diminish trans masculinity in order to be seen as safe and feminist for women and i cannot be bothered dude like i truly cannot keep living as if i were still beholden to womanhood. if my detransition impacted the patriarchy id maybe consider it. but it wouldnt.

my 2026 new year's resolution is that no one is allowed to confuse personally not being a man with manhood being inherently evil anymore. we've had a good run of a whole bunch of people loudly doing this but now it's time to stop 😌

What do u know about REAL music 😤

I am declaring that from now on I will only appear in unsafer spaces

It’s actually really wild that there’s no way to un-cook something

Do you think fish get the flu and then start overproducing their skin slime and get too slimy and it’s like ooh ow too much slime

I hope you are all reading my tweets in like a WeHo fagccent

fish be like 🐟

I moved to Ireland bro

I had to do it myself. Fuck my stupid culchie life

Cock pocket

happy self suck sunday to all, even the haters and losers

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

My #ValAngel standee, #Huskerdust & #Verosika keychain that I commissioned back in October have finally arrived! ✨💖 Haven’t been feeling too 🤧 but I needed to share because they’re too gorgeous to keep to self. 😮‍💨 Thank you, YaztheAngel 😇 Absolutely incredible work as always, truly stunning! 🤩

Transgender is like Ferrari

fml lowkey for this second lol

Who will shave my face for me thank you…

Everybody likes that you draw pictures… but nobody likes the pictures that you draw…. 💔 #relatable #sosad #1like1pray

It is a BEAUTIFUL time to get high and listen to ska. Free your mind. Leave the discourse behind you. Concentrate on a jaunty beat and a beautiful brass section instead

I want this it sounds kind of peak

This weed rocks

I want to go to Poland

Potatoes tomorrow‼️

“Would you fuck your clone” - boring, overdone, doesn’t require much self-reflection. This Christmas, try asking your friends: “would you fuck you dad’s clone?”

Irish extremely confusing language the spoken does not look anything like the written TO ME. I need to learn this it’s driving me feckin crazy

Sorry Ireland is breaking my brain

I hope I get pints for Christmas!!!!

Lovely lovely pints!!

Carol Sturka sucks so much

remember to leave out condoms and lube for when ebeneezer scrooge and the grinch have life-changing transformative gay sex tonight to discover the true meaning of christmas

#Tiger&Bunny my tiger & bunny secret santa for Enderianmalfoy on tumblr!

if u want to give urself a late Xmas present my favorite thing I've put out so far is free, digitally. if ur gonna be alone tomorrow and want to have an awful time consider reading this. 🖤

I remember my cousin going on a whole rant to me about how Times New Roman was Catholic and Helvetica was Protestant. But I couldn’t find *anything* about this online so I guess it was completely made up??? 😭😭