Another decade, another far-right Christian doomsday cult.

Sweet Jeezus, the Piss Tank™ on the ISS is almost empty! Won't someone send desperately needed piss to the ISS?!

"...we have to take into account biological factors such as muscle mass..." What are you even talking about, Harris?! I can barely open my jar of pickles in the morning and I get winded going up the half-flight of stairs in my house 🤣

This is, obviously, blatantly illegal and a clear violation of the 1st Amendment. However, I would also like to just say that the culture of "access" that has completely permeated The Press™ is totally in line with a move like this. You can just *report* on what the Pentagon is doing, you know?

Testing a theory: reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote

lol, I just realized that the initials "BW" could refer to at least two different problematic trans women 🤣

reskeet with your mental state

Remember when the internet felt like an adventure and not just...ads and algorithms? i miss that. I wrote a lil thing about bringing back that style, ditching corporate feeds, and exploring weird, random corners of the web again. #web #blog #internet

Finally, a version of the Wendy's Girl that represents how I feel as a trans woman!

Nobody: Nobody at all: Literally not a single person in the world: Me: "🎵 PU-MA-MAN, HE FLIES LIKE A MORON!!! 🎶"

If saying no to Trump is saying no to God, then I will face Trump and walk backwards into Hell.

Slightly diminish a book My acquaintance Flicka

As a relatively small and often misunderstood demographic, trans individuals present a politically expedient "testing ground" for policies and rhetoric designed to roll back fundamental human rights.

slightly diminish a book To Injure A Mockingbird

The regime now consists of a dictator, a nine member high council that very occasionally can tell the dictator "no", and a 535-person-strong cheer/jeer squad.

Me: "You can have my Freedom temperature scale when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!" Them: "You... you do know that the "F" stands for Fahren..." Me: "FREEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!"

This thread 🧵⬇️ No one who's willing to vote for fascism is going to vote for diet fascism when they can get full flavor, and no one who wants to vote against fascism is going to be willing to vote for diet fascism. Triangulation™ literally gains the Democrats nothing.

Let Baby Capybara bring healing to you today ❤️

Michael Bay's 'To Kill A Mockingbird' Come to think of it, that one actually got done, and it's this 🤣 youtu.be/fo45o69HaKI?...

Charlie Chaplin's 'IT'

I'm too lazy and untalented at jokes to come up with any right now, but I'm envisioning a kind of Reverse Chuck Norris joke featuring Graham Linehan 🤣 Something like "Graham Linehan's tears cause cancer. Too bad he is always crying."

Oh boy, several. Both 'Jack' and 'What Dreams May Come' have stuck with me over the years, even though I only saw them each once. And of course, who can forget 'One Hour Photo' 😬

Slab Bulkhead! Buff Drinklots! Rip Steakface! Hack Blowfist! Bob Johnson! no wait...

Repost with a character that would make an excellent Shitposter.

It is absolutely *impossible* to overstate just how much of our current sociopolitical situation is the result of an already-slipping-down-the-continental-shelf rich dude completely losing his shit and tumbling into the abyssal plain over his kid coming out as trans and publicly disowning him.

Talking to people in 2025

"human error is often more lethal"

It’s Saturday 📺 Post a cartoon TV series you love.

I still think many Americans have no idea how bad this is going to get. I saw President Obama reposting a tepid, mealy-mouthed analysis by Ezra Klein—who's never seen a phenomenon he couldn't be 5 years late in incompetently circumscribing—and I felt like we don't have what it takes to survive this.

#NIH is hanging by a thread. The #CDC has been decimated. #RFK Jr. and Russell #Vought are psychopaths--I don't say this frivolously--they are cold, calculating, inflicting violence on millions through public policy. It is where we are right now. These men are not normal. 1/

Lady Gaga absolutely crushing it in 2011

I've been saying for a few months now that a lot of middle-class Americans may not notice the impacts of the tariffs until Christmas is a lot sparser than it was last year.

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

"Whenever somebody says they're doin' 'one last post', it usually means their heart's not innit. Probably never was. But for me, well... ... I do this shitpostin' for the love of the game."

Just to be perfectly clear: THIS *IS* THE COMPROMISE POSITION THAT WE ARE OFFERING!

I'd like to hope that if *anything* galvanized normies into action against fascism it'd be something like this. Americans fucking love their firefighters... in theory. That said, knowing how incarcerated people are used as fire fodder, and that normies don't care... I'm not gonna hold my breath.

the complete embrace of nihilism and the rejection of being genuine is the greatest danger to humanity right now

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My trans community, this is not a time for us to go into a defensive crouch. When they come after us for this, we go on the attack. Demand to know: 95% of all shooters are men, and 84% of them are white. What restrictions are you proposing for the White Male community?

Just gonna post this here, for no particular reason.

Ruin any book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title Tom Clancy’s The Black Stallion

Ruin a story by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title? Tom Clancy's The Boxcar Children

A gentle reminder that what "compromise" looks like to trans people right now is one party that wants to take all our rights away quickly, and another party that wants to take most of our rights away less quickly. If the DNC wants trans votes*, they're gonna have to do better than that.

So I think a lot about the whole “we/they didn’t vote for THIS” thing. Because some people who voted for Trump will say they didn’t vote for whatever Horror is going on, and then the natural response is “but you fucking did, what are you talking about” And I think we may be framing this wrong

When I got my first (non babysitting) job as a teen (cashier at a grocery store) my video training un ironically told me that “needs anticipation is when you anticipate the customer’s needs”