My hot take on the Coldplay Canoodlers? There shouldn’t be kiss cams at concerts. This ain’t baseball, how much downtime is there at a concert. I paid a fortune in surcharges, ONLY THE BAND ON ANY SCREEN

Mike Mitchell Collaboration: “Miss Belinda Mae Pearl is dressed and ready…let the flirting commence!” #photography #photographynature #photographyislife #photographyisart #photooftheday #natureshots #naturephoto #art2art #trollsthemovie #kungfupanda4 #thebarbarianandthetroll

Classmates dot com keeps sending me emails

Every caps lock I’ve ever had on every computer I’ve ever had…sticks

Thank you past me for leaving tissues in all my pockets

When I was 9 I got a UTI and I thought maybe a bug had gotten into my pee hole and died and that was what was wrong. That 9 year old knew more about the human body than RFK

Bad guys do sometimes kick the bucket!

All tomato sauce does is explode in the microwave

Mar 28, Guillotine’s Funeral!

"Stick to comedy" they say, as an unelected emerald mine trust fund baby guts the entire infrastructure of the United States and whatnot.

I call dibs on the horror movie based on this!

Mar 25, Wendy’s and Shirtwaist Fires!

this middle-aged Arab guy's instagram has the absolute best aphorisms. "Why would you stop in Hell?"

Mar 21, The first tweet!

Today is the Ides of March. Here is Julius Caesar stabbed in the back (in fact he was stabbed in the front). He defended himself with his stylus (I talk about pens as a key attribute of emperors in my recent emperor book).

Happy Ides of March!

My favorite film genres 5. A terrible person is murdered. Which terrible person did it? 4. Meryl Streep 3. Long in a fun way 2. Generational lady bonding 1. Bottle episode but a movie

Mar 9, Barbie becomes!

I think I found my next career!

TOMORROW- Friday, February 28th is BLACKOUT FRIDAY! If you believe we are in danger of losing our Democracy forever, FIGHT BACK! Let's make our voices heard in numbers too big to ignore. JOIN US if you've had it with Comrade Krasnov. 🤬 🇷🇺 #24HourEconomicBlackout

Gene Hackman in everything but Gene Hackman in Unforgiven and Superman and The Royal Tenenbaums and The Birdcage

Feb 26, Grand Canyon becomes National Park!

Feb 25th, Pope excommunicates Queen Elizabeth I! #history #tudors #catholics

They don't want to teach history so they can repeat it.

In the classical world, to claim power over the sea was a clear sign of the ABUSE of power: Xerxes having the sea whipped, Roman plutocrats building over it. I think I know what they would have thought about RE-NAMING it!

Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand. #resist

Happy birthday @peggerpoo2.bsky.social

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

So do we all need to get the measles vaccine now?

Feb 12, Dior Launches the “New Look” #dior #fashion #ww2

Feb 7, An earthquake causes a river to reverse!

I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons

Feb 5, It’s never too late to send somebody to prison!

Feb 4, Facebook is Launched #facebook

Feb 3, Holly, Valens & Bopper’s plane crashes!

Feb 3, Holly, Valens & Bopper’s plane crashes!

Feb 2, On this day in History! Ice Cream Scoop!

Feb 1, On This Day in History!

Jan 31, McDonald’s in Russia! #mcdonalds #russia

"The buck stops here"- Harry Truman "I don't take any responsibility at all."- DJT

Jan 30, On This Day in History!

The campaign against trans rights is also about stripping away everyone’s protections against discrimination, reviving, as Douglass put it “the moral blindness” of those who “persuade themselves that they are safe, though the rights of others may be struck down.” www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

i smell a pulitzer

@pftompkins.bsky.social I wanted to comment on your berry scientist post! I had things to say.

Sometimes I have a memory of watching Murder She Wrote and it washes over me in a happy shiver.

On this day in history! Jan 27!