"You consume our pain all the time but you don't understand it" phew

Ahh yes the Sheepfucker Corollary

A trial jury soon will have the chance to do the funniest* possible thing

ROOOOOOOSEEEEEEEEEE

@mikegolicjr.bsky.social !!!

@838carlisle.bsky.social we need a rose idk gif

lol baseball you are so stupid ilysm

Surely at some point somebody has called him Dirk Dingler, right?

"votied for the dick kicker and not gonna lie, just feels like i'm being kicked in the dick a lot these days" -tim, 34 years old, independent from ohio

attn @goldman.blue !!!!!!

The thing that is hard to communicate is that that specific flavor of “brainrotted 4chan slug with incoherent beliefs” is also downstream of the right wing politics factories dumping glowing nuclear sludge into the river there’s a reason nihilism has risen and it wears Rush Limbaugh’s face

The Panama Playlists is a collection of the Spotify accounts of celebrities, politicians, and journalists (JD Vance, Pam Bondi, Marc Andreessen, etc). “The Panama Papers revealed hidden bank accounts. This reveals hidden tastes.” [panamaplaylists.com]

“you come up with a mean nickname to call this guy on TV?” “sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked”

honestly this is a masterwork of a statement. like the *degree* to which it throws Cuomo under the bus by implying that they were all just paying protection money because YOU KNOW HOW THAT GUY IS RIGHT? DON'T WE ALL HATE HIM OVER HERE ON THE WINNING SIDE I WAS TOTALLY ALWAYS ON?

lol. lmao.

lol neither did stringer

spencer is one of my most cherished friends but damn i'm tired of posting praise about him being correct

I wrote a sonnet about Jonathan Chait's hypothetical vote.

Tell him, he knows everything he needs to know and feels everything he needs to feel. And when the day comes, and those two pull together, he will be an unstoppable force for good.

I like to think this is @pablo.show's way of doing penance for the, uh, unnatural curvature last week's show added to my Youtube algorithm. The arc of the PFTO universe is long, but it ben---you know what, nevermind.

"They have no shame, do they? They don't even bother to lie badly anymore. I suppose that's the final humiliation."

The imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural.

GODDAMMIT @pablo.show THIS IS YOUR FAULT

the cavatelli from frankie's slowwwwwwwly rotating in the background like a culinary yule log

get this motherfucker out of here

Jedha. Kyber. Erso.

Thibs realizing he needs to play his bench might turn out to be like Happy Gilmore learning to putt

Sports are so stupid I hate it.

AYFKM

Striding into Monday like

Chicago Pope's here

Congratulations on your nuptials

i'm not religious but i believe in the holy trinity

Obama’s single greatest failing was not even trying to put us in a position to do this

lol he's doing GOB's "still where did the lighter fluid come from" except after somehow managing to blow up his own house and shoot his own dick off

"They'll use the same rope to hang you whether it's for a plasma coil or 20 million credits."

This is what I loved so much about the all too brief “They’re Weird” thing. Like seriously who gives a fuck what these fuckin weirdos think????

we still doing stonks? bc oh no my stonks