Big Tammy Faye vibes… but TF was able to squeeze out actual tears and realistic sadness. Someone needed way more acting classes before trying to pull off a convincing performance.

Man alive. I have studied Right Wing authoritarianism for years and have watched some truly fucked up shit and today’s memorial service is maybe the most concentrated example of how messed up and disturbing that sector truly is.

That is some Nazi shit right there.

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

Why are we being forced to go to work in an occupied police state? If DC is that dangerous either give me hazard pay or let me telework. #freeDC

I promise y’all: marching in step is quite easy. Nothing difficult about it. That bad marching was intentional. I guarantee it.

They told us Kamala Harris was dumb, meanwhile President Convict just typed out that his "perade" will be rain or shine.

Sigh

Cry more

Atomic level gaslighting

Jake Tapper: “Do you think Senate Democrats should replace Chuck Schumer?” Jasmine Crocket: “I think Senate Democrats have to sit down and take a look and decide whether or not Chuck Schumer is the one to lead in this moment.” @schumer.senate.gov , step down as Leader. It’s time!

We can get them lower, let’s go!!!

I find it hilarious that most of my ex’s that did me wrong want to connect on social media…. Boy bye

I would feel bad for Elon and the Tesla dealers, but I hear empathy is a weakness.

Fuck Chuck Schumer

Slept for 2 hours and now been awake since 2:30am

He was always a used car salesman at heart.

Be a real shame if someone called the DC Fire Marshal to report this since the occupancy permit for the building does not allow for lodging.

WTF

JFC the news media is so fucking awful on all their coverage of the doge job cuts… it’s not JUST federal workers being put out of work, it’s thousands and thousands of contractors and vendors too. DO BETTER MY GOD!

Every time I read a story like this I recommit to be louder and more defiant.

One day he’s telling us that tariffs are amazing because they will bring lots of new jobs to the US and raise so much money we won’t have to pay income tax, then the next day he’s telling us we aren’t doing them because people were nice to him on the phone.

JFC

The people voted for suffering and they're getting it.

Any politician talking about "balancing the budget" without raising taxes on billionaires is lying to you and counting on your blind obedience.

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."

Since Congress’s allotted funds have already been improperly unallocated, U.S. citizens are questioning whether they are legally required to continue paying federal taxes.

Trump is describing a policy in which the US government will take billions of taxpayer dollars and hand them directly to his billionaire allies in exchange for fake digital tokens. Stealing our money and paying it to his friends in exchange for nothing.

I got laid off today, with the rest of 18F. 18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it. We made this website to tell our story: 18f.org

Oh great, it’s windy… I wonder how many branches and trees will come down and will any of them take out my roof?

HEY EVERYONE REMEMBER WHEN TRUMP WAS IMPEACHED FOR DENYING AID TO UKRAINE BECAUSE HE WANTED ZELENSKY TO LIE AND SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT BIDEN AND ZELENKSY WOULDN’T DO IT? Maybe literally one fucking American newspapers could mention this in their, “think pieces,” about what happened yesterday.

Late yesterday, we received award termination notices for three of our primary USAID agreements. Read our full statement. pedaids.org/press-releas...

Who will rid me of this meddlesome techbro by stuffing him in a locker