If you have a dictionary that you don't show love Oh, yes, son, we're talking to you.

This question was so contentious and also incorrect.

I feeeeeeeel like I need to really buckle down and work and maybe do some stuff after 5pm to like get my shit together and I love not working and don’t believe in going above or beyond so a real rock and a hard place here

Feeling like a big dumbass working on my taxes right now. Who am I sending this money to

Oh this episode is stupid okay that is what’s happening like what the fuck is this elim ugh this is why im like bring back the flagship rivals #thechallengeallstarsrivals

No but how is Adam out here talking about how Shane talked to Davonne when frank literally SCREAMED at Sam up a mountain to the point that I was like production needs to interfere???? Shane yelled a strategy? It wasn’t personal attacks???? What have we become!!!!! #challengeallstarsrivals

A Republican congressperson photo shoot

We don’t talk enough about how people on survivor cannot brush their teeth for the entire time they’re on survivor

Do I read one of the two books I’m in the middle of that I’m really enjoying or do I start one of two new shows that have been recommended to me?

Every time I see a cybertruck in the wild it's like sorry I don't believe a real person bought one of these with their own money. These are paid actors

Top gear gives real housewives in a way? Like you know most of them are horrible people and their politics are atrocious and you never want to actually talk to them but they really make you laugh.

It’s truly devastating that Jeremy clarkson has such horrible politics and assaulted a producer because genuinely top gear is a show that always makes me laugh and I can’t watch it without feeling bad now. Like that show is so good and fun and also they keep finding new ways to be funny. And ugh

And AGAIN Daniel Ricardo deserved so much more from Red Bull. He deserved to retire with his head held high and to have the retrospectives and donuts and say goodbye. He did so much for the team and the brand and the sport and they chucked him out like day old coffee. It’s disgraceful.

I don’t think Danny Ric is a bad or mean person but if Lawson did leak that he was replacing Danny before it was told to Danny and now Lawson is out after two races, I imagine he did a good belly laugh at the karma

Helmut Marko and Christian Horner should both be fired.

Democrats Huddle To Decide How Best To Let Massive Republican Fuck-Up Slip Through Fingers

The group chat would never ever hang me out to dry like this

Red Bull has failed all of their second drivers and like if max gets hurt or sick or moves teams they are so fucked. So like they haven’t future proofed and they’re ruining lives for no reason.

Are people having success getting their student loans discharged for privacy violations? Help a girl keep her money!!!!! #studentloans #money #millennialproblems

Every day I have to leave my bed and that is a crime

I just think a Cesar salad and French fries for dinner will cure my depression

The way formula 1 has come back for me and my emotional stability in my time of need. These 20 men driving in circles is what I have bringing me back to life.

Getting food from chipotle is wild because the ratio of the fillings is always unique and different despite the spoons always being the same. It is a constant (my order) but always a surprise (how much food you’re going to get and also how it tastes)

Luigi is truly a BLESSING. They keep trying to release details they think will undermine him, but it ain’t working.

The thing about Stacey and TJ is that even if he’s lying about being paid to embarrass her (which tbh I don’t think he is), claiming he’s a shitty person and liar just means Stacey organically dated a person who sucks and absolutely was and is not attracted to her. It’s not a good defense. #rhop

No but who was Karen’s lawyer that let her go to trial after seeing that body cam footage because you should never ever hire them #rhop

Imagine being the greatest driver of all time and also being the only black driver ever. The amount of extra work Lewis has, and continues to, put in is awe inspiring

Listen I try not to post about politics here because my brain is already overwhelmed with the state of it but if you voted for this you actually don’t get to be upset about the results. You can take your bullshit and go fucking SCREAM at your politicians but I have no fucking sympathy for you

Okay did everyone else know Jesenia was deaf??? Was me assuming she signed as a scribe because scribes didn’t talk as the archives were sacred stupid??? Plz help me because whew I’m feeling dumb #onyxstorm

I have laundry in the basement of my building, maybe 12 steps away from my bedroom, and it is free but I’m still like man it’s such a hassle to have to put pants on to get my laundry. In unit has ruined me and honestly I need it back.

I just miss formula 1 from my weekends so much

Where does @samreich.bsky.social get his pinstripe suits? And also how many of them does he have? The commitment to the outfit is so good

This is Chewy. He is a skater boy. She said see you later boy. He was way too good for her. All of her friends, stuck pup their nose. They had a pawblem with his doggy clothes. 12/10

S/o to the time my Italian professor in college asked us to write the story of how our families came to America and I had to look up the Italian words for slavery and kidnapping. She was unprepared for me handing in my assignment lmao

time to dig up the @adamkotsko.bsky.social tweet

Slutty little glasses is not race specific!!!! Men of color can also be slutty in glasses and have slutty glasses. Like the dei gods dreamed of

“There’s nothing you can teach me about this or hip hop as a whole” is so funny to me

If we bond over watching the same show please know I will be sending you live text reactions if I know you have already watched that episode! Doesn’t matter if it aired years ago or last night! I need to live text my opinions!!

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

Dogs are amazing because we treat them (correctly) like they are a delicate perfect creature we are lucky to have and in response they eat actual garbage and we love them more for that

millennials will be like yeah i have a favorite opera and it's just The Black Parade (2006) by my chemical romance

Also this guy I worked with for approx 3 weeks keeps messaging me on LI and like why my dude???? I was professionally courteous to you when you were let go, let me liveeeeeeee

I need to go back to my reality tv bubble because the more I think about how tepid and useless and limpdick the democrats are the more rage boils in my body BE A FUCKING OPPOSITION PARTY YOU ABSOLUTE COWARDS!!! FUCKING DO SOMETHING!!! GO TO WORK FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE AND STAND IN THE GAP YOU SHITS

my large adult son has discovered the cruel trick at the heart of human existence

This is the energy we needed!!!!!!! Primary Every Democrat newrepublic.com/article/1909... via @newrepublic.com

Has a housewife flopped as hard in their first season as britani? Like be honest. These women hate her, they are not her friend and they do not care about her. They couldn’t give half of a fuck about Jared or her daughters or her family or her life. Absolutely disaster of a housewife #rhoslc

Have we proved that the ai music they use in selling sunset/selling the oc/selling the city are using up all the water in California yet? Because it’s gotta be connected