Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character, wrong answers only

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Lucy: put your hand in the box, Charlie Brown! Chuck: No. It'll give me pain and when I pull away you'll kill me! Lucy: not this time, Charlie. This is the Thanksgiving box, it's a tradition! Chuck: Well ok...AAUGH Lucy: I hold at your neck the gom jabbar, Charlie Brown

My favorite superhero

GDT would get to finish the Hellboy trilogy with Perlman

"you'll be visited by three spirits" The three spirits:

Young folk learn to cook, I'm not joking.

This feels like @raeconteur.bsky.social relevant content 😂

House! On Haunted Hill

So I got a food dehydrator for my birthday, and I turned a large red onion into like 1/4 cup of onion powder. It only took 18 hours. I was laughing about this but y'all this is the best onion powder I've EVER used. It smells and tastes amazing

Legacy system at work uses crons and queues with no observability at all. So when you are developing this, you can unit test your individual methods, but then you commit, push, and deploy to a staging environment (20 minutes), trigger something, and wait and see if it works or not.

Never actually used blender but I did download it for the 12yo after she watched that movie with the cat and said she wanted to be an animator so I kicked them 5 bucks, why not 🤣

Larry the loaf enjoying a few blissful moments, unaware that this was to be the last day of his relatively short life.

Stranger Things has been such a gift for me on these memes

"Hopper, explain how you figured this out"

I need to be able to type code with my mind while I lay on the couch under a blanket

Pentagon Blames Venezuela For Flow Of Drugs Into Kash Patel https://theonion.com/pentagon-blames-venezuela-for-flow-of-drugs-into-kash-patel/

Live your life in such a way that Rexor would target you specifically

There's a two week holiday code freeze, and my coworkers said "should we just all go on vacation?!" Gather round, and listen: WORK ON THE DAMN DOCS AND TESTING THAT YOU ALWAYS CLAIM THERE IS NO TIME TO DO.

If my descendants decide to create a horrible digital homunculus out of me I hope they'll have the decency to send it to the infinite beach with a tweaker girlfriend instead of having it floating in this gray featureless void

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

It's the weekend, baby

[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison] 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵Walking down the street 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵House with chicken feet 🎵Baba Yaga

*Norman Rockwell painting* soy chorizo is better than traditional

the "return to the office" thing was very instructive. A whole class of people had a chance to make bank by getting better employees at lower pay while saving a fortune in rent and they chose "bring them to me so I can control them" pretty much every single time

Fighting the intrusive thoughts every time we come here

They're moving my favorite product manager to another team 😭 He was so good at communicating with engineers, I spent so much time chatting with him with him making sure product and the eng team were in sync, just a gem to work with.

Oh to swim around with no face. Meet the Faceless Cusk Eel. #LetsChangeThat

Raul Julia was the best to ever do whatever that was. I also don't think there's ever been more perfect casting than those two Addams Family movies

This is insulting to those of us who don't go in for the AI junk but would willingly follow an alluring voice into the forest. "Oh no, please don't magic me away into another realm, I must get back to my spreadsheet" c'mon.

I have discovered that the air fryer can make garlic confit without me having to pay attention to it

I saw a random reddit comment where someone theorized that Pennywise and Mary Poppins were the same species of primordial psychic entity, but Pennywise feeds on fear while Poppins feeds on joy. both of them eat kid emotions because fear and joy are more intense in kids. This is Canon for me now.

The absolute delight of turning on what should be an absolutely terrible movie for background noise and seeing Shannyn Sossamon's name pop up

MY NAME IS JOHN CRICHTON AN ASTRONAUT

Bang

Good morning, I am now 42 and I have just taken the ibuprofen 😂

Look, a not terrible thing we were involved with!

Mississippi mentioned in #GarWeek 🤌🏻

I am (finally) listening to the whole Everybody Scream album ( I was waiting to play the vinyl I paid too much for) and WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME FLORENCE (positive comment)

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

It's the weekend, baby

I should be in charge of how bright headlights can be, and I should be able to enforce this via telekinesis. Also every truck made in the US after 1999 should be chopped up and made into jewelry

Thing 2: Them Thangs Thanging

Well, it exists but not the way you think. youtu.be/wrZ7PnolbQ4?...

back to the profit taker mines i go

Not a gar! (I kid) 🤣