So excited to speak at the first-ever Gleam conference! And then I get to nerd out about vdoms and performance too! Thank you to @crowdhailer.bsky.social for organizing this amazing event 💕

My first advice to junior contributors is to STOP using vibe coding for PRs. OSS is always about people more than about code. We don't need more code generated by LLM, we need more people who care.

A bunch of talks yesterday name-dropped Lustre which is so surreal, super wild for folks to just be talking about Your Thing ™️ in the middle of a talk. We're only 18 stars off of 1.9k and I'm desperately trying to get 2k before the end of the year. 🥺👉👈 github.com/lustre-labs/...

And if you're not a Gleam user yet but want to become one come to my talk ^.^

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

It makes me UNREASONABLY happy to hear that Team Cherry has just been taking their time and enjoying making something that they can all be proud of. This is what we want. This is what we should ALL want for game developers everywhere.

in TWO WEEKS??? in fucking TWO WEEKS team cherry? you motherfuckers i had WORK to do!!!

👏🏽Two BEAM languages made it to the top 3 most admired! The 2025 @stackoverflow.com.web.brid.gy Developer Survey gathered insights from 49,000+ developers across 177 countries covering 314 technologies in 62 questions. See the full results: survey.stackoverflow.co/2025 @gleam.run @elixir-lang.org

There's 10 Gleam talks at CodeBEAM Europe this year!!!! Ahh!!! codebeameurope.com

Let’s hear from people that use Gleam in production! @markholmes.bsky.social of Williams & Holmes, LLC: “What’s so great about Gleam isn’t how fast and simple it is to build things –although that is true– but how easy it is to come back later and refactor!”

It's amazing how often flixbus has saved me after DB just gave up

My train had 120 minutes delay, I got thrown out of alternative connections twice, had my stop cancelled on me, and been stalked at the polish border, but I think there's a good chance now that I will actually make it to Lambda Days! If you're there say hi tomorrow!

VSCode can offer JavaScript refactorings which take additional input from the user (see the first gif, it takes a new name). We want to have similar for Gleam, but we can't work out a way to do this with language server protocol. Is it possible? Help! 💜 code.visualstudio.com/docs/typescr...

the @gleam.run community is made up of some of the most incredible trans folks i know. even when it feels like the rest of the world is stacking up against us, gleam will always be a safe space. come join us! 💕

I'm sooo incredibly excited to see people build things with this!! Thank you so much to @hayleigh.dev, I've never had so much fun and I think we built something really special here 💕

my work windows decided to update overnight and its now asked me if I want to share my location 5 times in the last 10 minutes how are people not fed up with this

Hey look who featured in ThoughtWorks’ tech radar! www.thoughtworks.com/radar/langua...

Why do I have to disable like 3 different ad blockers, and my firewall IP blocklist, and unblock CORS requests for the Code BEAM ticket website to work??

Someone has taken my array library and used it as a memory buffer for an (in-progress) NES emulator If that isn't the coolest thing ever i don't know what is

PSA: Mozilla released new Firefox ToS terms yesterday, which claim they have the rights to all data you upload to any website using Firefox (presumably to train AI slop). www.mozilla.org/en-US/about/...

*incredibly* hyped that i'll be heading back to krakow this june to speak at @lambdadays.bsky.social it was by far my favourite conference last year 💕 i've fooled them into letting me talk about *testing*, so come hang if you wanna learn about how fp and ui tests can be best buds (:

@joshi.monster has been putting in some serious work this week getting Lustre’s vdom up to snuff. Dare I say in v5 we might graduate from “good enough” to “wait this is actually good?” territory???

Sometimes the Spotify algorithm is absolutely cooking with its Discover Weekly playlists

ive been crying over a github issue for over an hour now maybe i should take a break

v1 was a mistake

I've spent the last few days improving performance a bunch, so iv is now the second fastest or fastest sequential data structure for Gleam you can use in almost all situations! I also made the benchmarks prettier so I can show off more 💜 hexdocs.pm/iv/benchmark...

Linked lists aren’t real.

🌱 I've made a persistent array based on rrb-vectors in Gleam! It's as fast or faster than Erlangs sparse arrays, supports "effictively constant" time slicing and concatentations, and comes with tons of utility functions! hexdocs.pm/iv/index.html

Also guy at the gov office was so sweet copying my passport, looking at me, looking down... So miss, if you want to change your name in the future make sure you tell us :3

Officially a founder now wooooow

@giacomocavalieri.me spreading the truth

My phone doesn't even get official security patches since like 2022 but I just got a notification that it now has Gemini? I deliberately chose the old tech to not have to deal with this!? Literally so angry rn

#genuary26 Prompt: Symmetry The Newton Fractal of f(z)=(z^n+c)/(z^n+t) has (n-1)-fold rotational Symmetry. #genuary2025 #GENUARY

So since it's "biological reality at conception" do you think they'll go with pre-natal DNA checks or everyone being female

Last time I made the huge mistake to believe the next 4 years wouldn't be all that bad. I absolutely don't believe that anymore, but I really really hope I'm wrong again.

confluence really has a wrapped feature? I promise I'll try to do better next year and hit that triple 0 😎

you may joke that tiktok users won't adapt to bluesky because they can't read but that doesn't seem to stop bluesky's native userbase

It's been 2 weeks now and I'm still so excited and hopeful for this year ☺️

Arena allocation is when you make your data structures fight over how much memory they get. It has its place but lacks the elegance of battle royale allocation

why does my skin hate me so much 😭😭😭

voice is hard but i feel like i'm slowly beginning to figure things out

On this day 12 years ago, @kcg.bsky.social posted the “This is Fine” comic.

you are important, valid and pretty <3

my favorite character in all of Naruto being Haku despite only appearing in like a single episode should have been a sign tbh

Gleam v1.7.0 is out now!! ✨ gleam.run/news/improve...

Jak not only has added countless new features and bug fixes to the Gleam toolchain over the past year, squirrel and birdie are also some of the highest quality libraries in any ecosystem full stop

The best thing just happened to me So we usually don't add "sir" or "mam" in german But an older woman just asked their friend to move to the side such that the young lady could walk past Young lady!! Aaaaahfusjddhesh

I finally got my hrt this year after ignoring that wanted to for another 2 years; it's ridiculous how much it improved just about everything in my life while I'm still extremely scared the tiny baby steps I took to socially transition felt absolutely amazing too so this is the plan then for 2025~💜

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should i write in this years report for my uni that one of the most important things I did was making sure we ordered something in time for lunch