For the record, im available any time to go eat moss in a cave wirh anyone

Me - What if we all just sat in a cave and ate moss. @abbyyssal.bsky.social - "But thats not sexy" Kobolds, please prove this fool wrong

Caught eating the party's gold (again) #art #animation #kobold #coalthekobold #mcbht

Kobold facts: the adorable common rock wallaby’s pouch was inspiration for the kobold fanny pack craze from early 1991 to late 1991.

Hey everyone thanks for 200 followers, here’s a raffle to celebrate! I’ll be picking at random 5 winners to kobold-ify and put into KoboldQuest(a small game I’m working on)! Follow + repost to enter! Raffle ends next Monday, Jan 5th! #furry #furryart

Kobold lawn darts should be recognised as an olympic sport. Ever since i was a little kobold, i always wanted to grow up to be a lawn dart at the olympics.

He's pretending it was his idea but it's called the naughty corner for a reason

Despite the common conception that kobolds are social creatures, it is a good idea to put your kobold in a corner for at least 3 hours a day.

Look, all im saying is i would give me headpats... I'm not saying you should.... but i would if i had the opportunity.

I just found out that clothing is not gender locked in Pokemon Legends Z-A and THAT is what has made me want to actually buy the game.

Kobold: Oh no, I tripped and fell in your maw! Dragon: For the last time, I'm not eating you Kobold: This is so unfair; you ate that random knight yesterday! Dragon: Yes, but I bet he didn't want to be eaten Kobold: He totally did! *Muffled voice from the dragon's belly* Knight: I totally did

Have you ever considered...? That's all... have you, tho?

It's that time of year again

only $3.39!

It should be illegal for mums to work when im feeling sick and want snuggles and breakfast in bed.

if you are seeing this message within a few hours, im live on twitch. #CatchEmSMP if not... plz follow me anyway. Im funny occasionally www.twitch.tv/sneebles_the...

@abbyyssal.bsky.social Have you seen all the towels in the house? There are none left when i looked?

Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day . Give a kobold a fish, and he will love his new friend for the rest of its days.

I just wanted to make a silly magikarp aquarium for #catchemSMP How am i up to 9 pages in my notes app at 2am, and somehow finding ways to use this stupid idea to educate and inform people about actual real world things!

Establishing shot: the high court of australia building Balif: all rise for the honourable judge doobie *a judge wearing a dishevelled wig and red eyes enters frame, holding a bong and a 10 pack of mc nuggets* And scene.

It’s trans awareness week?? Thank fucking god, I usually have no clue what’s going on

Wouldn't it be nice if there was kobold? One with a snoot that is so long And wouldn't it be nice to have a kobold? In the kind of hole where he belongs?

I upload my #CatchEmSMP stuff up on youtube now, and im making shorts for the actual good bits. So, ya know.... thats there if you want to see a handsome kobold get up to mischeif.

youtu.be/dGbBfYRTj8s?... The Catch Em SMP launch. Here is the opening hour that i recorded. I will start uploading stream vods tonight. #CatchEmSMP

I was informed that this stands for Super Magikarp Party. So i will be there to catch some fishies #CatchEmSMP x.com/CatchEmSMP/s...

Just a kobold with a sore tum tum

Ending of Deltarune chapter 5: Rudy and Asgore share a beer. Asgore: sorry carol is going ahead with the divorce buddy. Rudy: its ok, at least now she can go back to her maiden name Asgore: oh, what was that Rudy, looking directly at the camera as it zooms in: "Carol Knight"

Look I know I don’t know shit about pokemon but Eevee is clearly a dog but some of the things eevees turn into are clearly cats and I don’t think that’s ok

And here's my daily drawing. I now have a larger notebook to use for bigger ideas! 😄 So, @koboldworkshop.bsky.social talked about a kobold who's randomly 892 times denser than regular kobolds, and I said in response that they had a successful career as a wrecking ball. Here's them at work! 😄

kobold treats

Everything is finally happening. Its almost time for me to start doing streams. Excited :D Watch this space

if you love the process, you don't have to win big

Kobold dinner: 8 kobold miners, some rocks with shinies, and the finest moss we had.

if your kobold is vibrating, there are 3 possible causes 1: they were smooched within the past 12 hours 2: they drank an energy drink 3: they are about to explode

Supportive sharks are all you need #art #sharks #comic

Me regarding costco after thinking about exchange rates - "It is cheaper to fly to Australia to get a $1.50 hot dog than it is to buy one in america."

Remember that when you buy energy drinks that are on sale, make sure you buy a second one and leave it out for your local kobolds. It's kind of like the milk and cookies thing for santa, except it's for kobolds. Signed - definitely not a kobold who has an energy drink problem

there's a light inside your bold that's still shining in the cold

*bites you* yip *bites you* yip *bites you* yip *bites you* yip *bites you* yip *bites you* yip

I have been informed that owls neither have telekenesis, nor are they all fluent in spanish. Check your textbooks, fellow kobolds. They may need updating.

4 more you say? Okay! I say, a little too enthusiastically

chomp

Fun fact: Dragons can make their kobolds do jobs and tasks that the dragon would rather not do themself. It's a benefit of having kobolds! 😄 However, this comes with a lot of responsibility, since lack of kobold supervision led to Boston's Great Molasses Flood of 1919. 😅

New pin idea because every good party has at least one of these...

You can't spell kobold without old. My back hurts. You also can't spell kobold without blood, but im please to announce that it does NOT currently hurt.

That sure was a week that just happened. At least im safe, and my dragon is safe. I missed all the silly pictures on this app. I missed interacting with all my new friends. Sending sneebles snugs to everyone. Stay safe out there.