Had my first panic attack in ages. Turns out I do still care about my bodily integrity. Just only when it comes to accidental injuries. In related news, I now have three stitches in my knee and am up to date for tetanus.

My first taught me that love can survive after the end. My second taught me that love doesn't always need to be reciprocal to be true. My third taught me that love can smoulder for years. My fourth taught me that love can burn out in second. My fifth taught me that love can be shared.

I can kinda understand the guys I used to think were weird for obessing over their measurements. Like, yeah, if I eas measuring every part of my body daily/weekly instead of monthly I'd probably develop a complex about it too. Also what do you mean my legs swapped which one is bigger.

The bottomy side of me wishes there were more women bigger than me. I will accept anyone stronger than me though. The toppy side of me welcomes any and all that are interested in being pinned down. Scratch, kick and bite if you want, unless you explicitly tap I'll keep going until you do.

a "girl" is a type of weighted blanket that makes noises when you bite it

Fuck it, posting here as well, if peeps are interested I'm looking at running some TTRPG stuff in the new year. At least one of the sessions will be an online one. I'm hoping to have at least one in-person one as well. docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Why is parenthood so hard sometimes. Like actually having a kid of my own. Local adoption lists are long and tedious. Overseas adoptiln is unethical. Surrogacy requires a lot of prep and expense. Heck, even knocking someone up would require me to like the person. Theres seems tk be no easy ways

POV: cute elf poorly attempts at flirting with you

Fuck it bored at work, might as well engagement bait. Ask anything you want, no questions are off the table. Read me like a book or something.

Fuck anything thay tries to be fancy and reformat your entries. Or at ceased fuck the ones that don't let you turn it off. I'd rather something break because I fucked up and not the system. Because I can workaround my own idiocy, I cant fix shitty parsing on the bacl end.

You're right, I should boof a whole box of prog and go out clubbing this weekend.

So uh yeah. I Finally and definitely broke the 115kg barrier. Without even doing anything crazy. Still a lot to go but over a 1/3rd of the way there. I peaked at 130-something kg in july/august. On my slow march to being a lean(ish I'm still a tall bitch ans want some bulk) mean, muscle mummy.

I have come to the conclusion from what happened yesterday that exercise makes me a bottom. I am not sure how that will work with my desires to become a muscle mommy but like, I guess I'll find out.

I wanna get fucked but my body is rekt. Ima just hang my head over the edge of the bed and hope someone takes advantage. (Mostly joking, though, it does sound like fun rn)

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever decive you're using without explanation

I can squat my boywife. They weigh 80kg. So, new plan. I need a partner that weighs around 60kg and another around 100kg. With a 20kg variable dumbbell that a full range of weights for the various exercises I would like to do. The partners get the benefit of getting lifted by a muscle mommy.

More women should suck on my tits.

Transbians are hilarious because they spent decades of their life Cishet until they realized they were the queerest mfers in any room.

Before my current job - Bulldoze the nimby's homes, build denser, tax cars during peak, improve public transport. Me in my first year - There's actually an intricate network of needs that we have to worry about, doing it wrong will cause problems. Me now - Nah, I was right, fuck cars, fuck nimby's

Still thinking about this. Kinda wild that the exploration of my more unhinged side somehow went full circle.

They passed out during our session tonight. Probably the cutest thing ever. First time I've made someone lose consciousness with kindness and comfort.

Confirmed old and haggard by facial recognition.

Fun fact about inducing lactation. If you get far enough along your milkers start tingling when it's time to express again.

My back is wrecked but I am now confident with operating the overlocker I inherited. I also finally understand why yandere characters are regularly depicted with scissors. Old dressmakers shears might be the most satisfying bladed item I've ever touched. Feels like I could slice through anything.

sloppy head from a girl who loves you

trans women are so beautiful i cannot stay normal about it

They're so cute when they're all relaxed. Apparently they almost fell asleep in tonight's session.

The couple of times I've been on either side of this live rent free in my head. Definitely takes a certain kind of person to make me act like a deer in headlights though.

Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (wars or treks), LOTR or Marvel. Ez answer, Howls Moving Castle. I absolutely loved the story as a kid, who wouldn't? A woman goes on an adventure after being cursed, finds love, family and herself in the journey. Sounds nice.

Maternity Bras are great, comfy, stretchy, supportive but not tight, quick access to my tits. What's not to love?

Today has been so mixed. Lots of hope for the future, I've seen so many little things snap into place when it comes to who I want to be. But then that's counterbalanced by yet another cycle of spite appearing on the horizon. It's curious how some people seek out unhappiness and spread it to others.

To steal a thing from someone I follow on here. LRP - Me in a nutshell. Outside actions vs Inside thoughts.

Just helped a friend with her garden, it was really nice to just be out and doing a physical activity. it's apparently time for dyke arc take 2 for Abby. If anyone needs handiwork done around their house I'm down to help. (You have to have an option to deal with any rubbish though, I'm lazy)

Took a gardening selfie today. My friend said it was "dating profile worthy" Not going back to the apps ever again though so might as well post it here.

Anyone got plans for Saturday night? Cus I know where some really nice dumpsters are.

Weirdly feeling actual subby/bottom energy got the first time in a while, ofc it's right as my gut decides to play up.

Ok, not saying I'd be down to be like a full time cowgirl but if there was like a weekend ranch getaway option where all I had to do was graze and get milked, I'd be down.

help

Crowd DJ is a perfect example of the adverserial relationship between shitposting users and site operators. In other news I have queued all star for the second time. You will not stop me, I'll do it a third time if I can.

I keep on having buff women come across my feed. Pretty sure this is a sign to go back to the gym. I need to find a motivation other than a gym buddy because socialising is scary.

Tested out the new pumps, 10/10 convenience, 6/10 noise, 7/10 usability, 3/10 app, 10/10 will make anyone under like a H cup look like they're really poorly stuffing their bra. Overall would recommend if you can afford it on sale, wouldn't buy them at full price.

All the fun milk stuff is arriving today. Going to be such a great meme to just like, put the pumps into my bra mid convo with someone and hit the go button. "Sorry, gotta stick to the schedule, the milk waits for no one, want a bit?" Maintaining way too much eye contact the whole time.

Ok, so we all know I'm not a fan of my nether regions and would yeet it if I had the cash. At the same time there's something quite satisfying about them getting upset that they can't fit it all in their mouth.

Reason number #2245 I should never be allowed to have fuck you money (as well as reason #9448 that my autism diagnosis might be correct) ELISA protocols look like fun, if I had the cash and time to learn them I'd love to learn how to run my own blood tests, like just for my own blood. it'd be cool.

I should get a succubus tattoo at some point, give them something to look at while they're down there.

Poor little dummy. They tried to whip me with a towel in the shower. They've not stopped complaining about the solitary retaliatory whip I gave them.

"It's calorie equivalent of going for an hour long run but without having to leave home or jump on a treadmill" - Me trying to convince someone that lactation is a viable weight loss strategy.