I don't wanna work, I just wanna play the 1996 point-and-click adventure game with FMV and Jeff Goldblum, "Goosebumps: Escape from Horrorland" all day www.youtube.com/watch?v=IS34...

Now that I'v got a new phone waiting for me in NJ, the cost of which fully depends on this old phone being in good working order to trade in, I'm constantly finding new and spectacular ways to drop my phone.

Going to physical therapy for chronic back and hip pain is a great way to find out all the various new ways in which you have "a very weak butt"--the medical term, I believe.

We're having a moving sale! We're selling physical items like vintage MFD gifts but we're also selling weird stuff like compliments. If you'd like an overly specific compliment from a MaxFun staff member go to maximumfun.org/movingday and get one for $10. Thanks to Imogen, who bought the first one!

Just thinking about how bonkers it is that medical offices still want stuff faxed. As if calling up a machine on a phone & telling it to just shoot out 30 pages of medical info into the room like that bouncing cards screen when you win solitaire is more secure than just uploading a PDF to a portal.

she's done it again boys! it = buying a mildly special food that she thinks is so special that she just never eats it because it is not a special enough time so then it expires and she has to throw it away

rihanna is smurfette is the new zendaya is meechee

when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet

Tonight I saw a comedy show and ate a piece of pie for dinner, so yes, living in NYC again is basically just like it was ten years ago. Only I need twice as much sleep as I did then. (Also I've become a big fan of And Scene at @caveatnyc.bsky.social and tonight @ifycomedy.com was in it! Hi Ify!)

With yesterday's disheartening Colbert news and today's deeply cruel gutting of our beloved PBS & NPR, maybe consider killing your Paramount+ subscription in favor of PBS Passport? www.pbs.org/passport/lea...

We have now twice driven past a sign in NJ with a lady silhouette on it that reads "Satin Dolls- Home of the Original Bada Bing!" an incredible landmark that you don't see in any of the travel blogs.

Now here's a sign I can respect. He does what he believes in--no exceptions.

Some places will have to start rationing water - to enable AI slop. "A data center like Meta’s, which was completed last year, typically guzzles around 500,000 gallons of water a day. New data centers [will] require millions of gallons of water a day" Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/07/14/t...

Over 120 mRNA cancer trials are now at risk as the Trump admin cuts funding & tells researchers to scrub “mRNA” from grant proposals. What started as COVID fearmongering is now derailing life-saving cancer research. Hope remains - but scientists say time is running out. zurl.co/YBGNy

I wonder how many times in my life I've said "I love potatoes" out loud while eating potatoes. I think enough that it would make the cut for the molski pull string doll.

I just called working out "muscle practice" and jacob is making fun of me but at least agrees that I am not wrong.

This is the least cool thing I've ever done and I was once in a choir that went on Blue Peter. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bleC...

NYC folks, what airline do you like best? I'm a big fan of Alaska and have always flown them, but Newark is less convenient now (and I'm trying to avoid EWR for a while since things there have been a mess there). Do people still like JetBlue? Delta? Should I just go to Newark and do Alaska?

Who do I still know in London? And do you want to hang out with me in early October? I'll be there for a weekend before meeting up with a friend elsewhere. (That is, if people still allow Americans into their country by then hahaha 😭💀🫠)

I very much enjoyed the new dinosaur movie.

I took the mirror off my bathroom cabinet, and now murderers have no idea when to appear behind me.

I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE. This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined. It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.

Cool cool cool cool cool in the first-grade classroom of the future "Everyone Is Welcome Here" is not allowed but "Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Wife" is mandatory

It's been two years of employee ownership as of yesterday, so happy belated co-op-iversary to us! Thanks to Project Equity, to Jesse, and to every MaxFun worker-owner past, present, and future -- and thanks as always to our Maximum Fun members, without whom none of this would be anything at all.

Overheard, a kid in the coffee shop I'm working in right now: "Some people like what other people don't. Not everyone has to like the same things." This kid gets it.

I regret to inform you that my newfound proximity to new jersey is directly correlating with a very sharp increase in the dynamic podcast ads I'm getting for tanning salons.

I'm so good at almost immediately identifying what has made the loud noise in the middle of the night and that skill directly correlates to an inability to fall back asleep after. Sorry my nervous system is always READY. I'd have been so good at sensing there was a sabertooth by the cave or whatever

Look if I wanted to constantly get a "storage full" message when trying to take a picture, I wouldn't be using my camera in Zelda TOTK, i'd just use any smartphone I've ever owned.

Right now I'm just repeatedly asking Jacob to take me to Jurassic Park. I just want to go to Jurassic Park!!! Why don't we build it? It is time. You think dinosaurs are gonna mess anything more up in 2025? No way. Bring on the dinos.

Jurassic World is a Christmas movie. (We are rewatching before the new one and just made this discovery. Get outta here Die Hard is a Christmas movie. Christmas dinos!)

Time to go sniff some bread, everyone. I just bought a ciabatta loaf and sniffed it most of the way home. It improved my mood and probably made me look very intimidating. Life's better when you're sniffing bread.

Does anyone in NYC have a doctor they like that they could recommend? Figure I should start there but I also may be looking for an orthopedist type person who can help find out what's up with my back/butt/hip that's hurt to varying degrees for two years.

If you ever hear someone talk about their "machine" watch out buddy. No one doing good has ever talked about their "machine." You hear someone yell "my machine!"--get outta there, that's a Certified Bad Boy and that machine is gonna get ya.

Shout out to my body for surviving playing softball in 100 degrees yesterday (and to Jacob who brought ice, water, powerade and put ice in a bandana to go around my neck). I complain about my body not working the way bodies are supposed to sometimes, but it's really trying and I am proud of it.

In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done. My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it. I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.

I need more of this in my life please now that we have moved from LA to NYC after being in LA for 10 yrs. I luckily still have some fantastic people in the area but it's been a long time since I last was in the NY area! Tell your friends to be friends with us (especially if they live near Ridgewood)

On Friday night, we walked the length of Manhattan, from Inwood Hill to Battery Park. New Yorkers deserve a Mayor they can see, hear, even yell at. The city is in the streets.

I found the movie Her to be so deeply horribly unsettling and it messed me up in a lasting way and that's probably all you need to know to understand my stance on AI

I’m going to make a thread about how the feds have changed their tactics here in Los Angeles because the community has forced them to adapt.

I think I officially live in NY now that I've started haunting those Broadway lottery ticket sites.

Look I don't know about you but I think a guy impersonating a federal agent so he can ruin lives and rough people up should, at the very least, turn his backwards hat around.

If you wanted to make super sure I ranked Brad Lander with Zohran, well ya did it, ya fake ICE dingalings.

What ICE is doing is so massively cruel and immoral, and standing up against it is one of the most important things our politicians (and regular people) can do right now!!!

The only problem with people who clip their keys to their belt loops is that I think they are a dog jingle jangling their collar tags and I am disappointed when there is no dog to pet.

Whoops whoops I read social media before bed again and things are somehow worse than when I did that the day before.

You're probably thinking: It's been 3 months, I bet old Molski really knows which light switch does what in her apartment. I bet she knows it so good. NO. Not only do I consistently hit the wrong switch, I also discovered a new switch 2 weeks ago that I didn't even know I could be hitting wrong!

Good luck out there in the world today, pals. Take care of each other!

If that’s what they do to a United States Senator with a question, imagine what they can do to any American that dares to speak up. We will hold this administration accountable.