Not enough people have changed their handles to something Halloween themed and I am disappointed

at a party discussing La Croix and this guy just said Pamplemousse is the worst one

Sorry I missed your text, 60% of my messages are phishing scams or companies that I bought something from once

me after saying the most unhinged shit of my life

people really out here thinking that antifa is an actual organization

When I was a kid, I saw diversity all over the media I consumed because we all understood it was a good thing. Now suddenly any display of diversity is considered dangerous. Wonder why.

Over 2 million people across Italy have rallied in more than 100 cities for a one-day general strike.

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

AI is the lead in our paint. AI is the asbestos in our walls.

Wow I love to see all the comments are calling the democrats feckless cunts (they are)

Please do not send your business strategy if it was written by ai. Just don’t do business if you cannot think for yourself. Ai does not know what you’re planning to do next year. Just stop.

Eric Adams really held out for his number

rfk jr has the aura of “guy trying to conceal his bite wound in a zombie movie”

this post will be evergreen

gutting education has really paid dividends to the bad guys, has it not?

oh we are REACHING for a distraction now

What might not occur to you upon reading this headline is that, in other words, ICE is targeting gay men of color Every queer press org should be picking up this story

I love watching the government fall apart, democrats doing nothing to stop it, and then getting fundraiser emails with literally no purposed tied to it. Six paragraphs and not one damn specific issue or accomplishment, then ‘hey I’m not even running right now but maybe give me money.’ No??

nice

if only there were a book, broadway show, 2 movies about how the people calling an end to “wickedness” are actually the bad guys

don’t ever call me on instagram like what is wrong with you

Bringing your Black friend on camera and asking her repeatedly to tell everyone that you’re not racists is… what’s a stronger would for cringe? #rhom

Hal’s Jalapeño chip bag

Stand for nothing, ignore constituents, build you’re persona to be “but at least I’m not him,” wonder why approval ratings are negative

in light of the kimmel news, just a reminder that a few days ago a prominent fox news host literally called for killing homeless people. right afterward, someone shot up a couple homeless encampments. that fox news host still has his job.

I really wanted Flashes to pop off but sadly I am still on instagram

if you wear the meta ai glasses i hope they show you visions of your ancestors looking down on you in disgust

The Dept of Education is now accepting comments on a proposed rule that would overhaul Public Service Loan Forgiveness, and make it too expensive for students to go into work that threatens the Trump administration Folks have til *Sept. 17* to oppose the changes ballsandstrikes.org/legal-cultur...

Actually surprised this hasn’t gotten more circulation on the TL Looks like this was the event: www.casino.org/news/atlanti...

It’s happened. I’ve turned on Beyoncé. In fairness she turned on me (and all of us) first

Sad to see an Irish person with a large following never talk about Palestine

is the response “good job” or?

From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board:

They should invent a cat that doesn’t shed

Not to be a hatin ass bitch but why share a reel from the kardashians on your close friends story?

Not me thinking the Andrew Cuomo subway ad was AI at first

My former landlord emailed me to tell me the blinds were damaged and they would be invoicing me. Like, no they were not and even if they were wouldn’t that be a regular maintenance request if I were living there? I have a video the day I left, all blinds intact

To every author: I believe in you. Do it. File a claim.

fun fact I have never shaken to reveal

Sabrina Carpenter being unrelentingly horny is the only thing getting me through this trying time

since Bluesky is chock full of Newsom-stan-bots insisting that "Dems should compromise on trans issues", I will re-up my November essay about why this is not only immoral & unempirical, but BAD POLITICS. Dems WILL LOSE if they do this, here's why (no paywall): juliaserano.medium.com/should-democ...

Jfc

oh, to be a cat in a sunbeam

We are in hell

Sincerely, it is time to leave the US behind

That’s two reported ChatGPT suicides in one week, plus the grandpa who died trying to meet Meta’s chatbot which had arranged an in-person meeting All going really well

What a weekend to be in LA I would have loved this

I refuse to get any kind of cleaning service and instead spend hours cleaning my own house, moving the furniture, getting into every last corner, and yet I will always pay for the car wash where they vacuum the inside for me

Three of these and it’s not even noon

Leading global experts just confirmed what we’ve long known: Gaza is in famine. At least half a million Palestinians are facing starvation, acute malnutrition and death. And it’s likely to spread. The U.S. government is not a bystander to this genocide. We can end it today.