@markhamillofficial.bsky.social It's REAL STILL after all these years for us tween girl fans from the 70's happy for you & wife kids😍

The most corrupt president in the history of the world and it’s not close.

this is a masterpiece

Meet my newest fabric art creature: Dorble Dorble the Semi-Magnificent. I designed him, hand-sewed his eyelids and mouth, and I machine-sewed his outer edges. Dorble Dorble strives to become semi-magnificent in all things. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

Mamdani: I cannot help but think of the words of our 40th president, Ronald Reagan. He famously said, “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are 'I'm from the govt & I'm here to help'" I think nine more terrifying words are actually, "I worked all day and can't feed my family"

They're stealing billions of your money to pay off violent right-wing psychos while doing everything in their power to spike gas up to $5 a gallon, make groceries into a luxury and hand the country over to the oligarchs who want to permanently replace you.

The Confederacy is doing a damn good job showing us they never stopped fighting.

I wonder if they told her to lose weight, too.

No, Epstein didn't leave a suicide note #EpsteinFiles ellieleonard.substack.com/p/no-epstein...

According to the police Matthew Mitchell murdered his wife and children before taking his own life. The way our media use passive language to soften the violence of family annihilators "found dead" is a disservice to the actual victims.

This one is low key one of the craziest pictures I've ever seen. Unreal.

Here are the creatures I currently have available at my Big Cartel shop. Each one is designed and hand-sewed by me and takes many hours to create. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

Playing Graveyard Keeper, listening to Two Girls, One Ghost podcast, and sipping rum and Diet Coke. Not a bad way to spend an evening. 😜🧛🦇🖤🖤

Meanwhile, at Tumblr... (www.tumblr.com/dduane/81542...)

Yeah. That was fake AF.

What the fully-painted Athena statue ma have looked like.

Many of us are socialized that ever being proud of our achievements makes us bad people, or arrogant, or full of ourselves. Well, fuck that. You are AMAZING. You are on the MOTHERFUCKING HUGO BALLOT. Do you know how many people want to wear you like a fucking coat right now?

The world is on fire, but I vowed to find things to look forward to. Practical Magic 2 is my reason to look forward to the future!

My Buffy's philosophy. I am her favorite parent and she bites me so HARD.

Same.

#minterland I hope this link to Instagram works. This touched my heart and made me cry. I can’t say enough how much I love our dear @shannonminter5.bsky.social and appreciate him publicly sharing his journey. @hibbardvark.bsky.social www.instagram.com/reel/DXP1aga...

Well, 62 million men attended a rape class online in one month. My brain can't even compute that...I'm just sitting here disassociating.

Reads headline. *Stares at theology degrees on wall* Re-reads headline. *Stares at theology bookshelves* Re-re-reads headline. *Pinches-self.... Confirms he's awake* Burst out laughing and scares cat off top of bookshelf.

Hi #PortfolioDay I'm Jeremy Creature, your friendly neighborhood horror writer and fabric artist. I design and hand-sew weird little guys. For most of my life I thought a pony was a baby horse. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

I usually don't drink during the week. Tonight I am 3 margaritas in. Seriously, this was the most frightened I have been since the 80s when we were hiding under our desks during drills.

Yeah, I'm fine.

I know that Artemis 2 made it safely out of orbit, but every time I see the replay, my stomach clenches. #GenXtrauma

I don't do April Fool's Day. I find the majority of the pranks cruel and extremely not funny.

The 27th was the first anniversary of the flood that changed our lives. We escaped that night with my 87-year-old mother, the cats (ours and our roomie's), and at one point, we were overtaken by floodwaters and had to push our car 3 miles through waist-high water. We never lived in our home again.

To whoever did this at the #NoKings in Boston: Thank you.❤️ It made me tear up. And we must to be reminded of needless damage to humanity that results directly from the careless, bellicose bluster coming from the Pentagon and White House.

Iran Insists Talks Are Not Taking Place in Mocking Message to Trump: ‘You Are Negotiating with Yourselves.’ Hard to say who is the bigger liars: Trump or the Iranian leadership. The fact we can't tell who is lying tells you everything about Trump www.mediaite.com/media/news/i...

Want a cute pet portrait like this one of ME? @x-03.bsky.social has pet drawing commissions open. They need help paying rent for April. It's due before April. Please help him out!!!! They DM's are open! vgen.co/x-03 ko-fi.com/x__03

Haha, it's great that we're all waiting to see if the sitting President of the United States destroys the global economy tomorrow for no reason, right? This is fun. Love the suspense of all our lives hanging in the balance on the whims of an unstable, raging narcissist.

R.I.P. Sam Keith

I have definitely entered my "no fucks given" period of my life. Damn, this is awesome. Why did I spend so much time when I was younger worrying about what others thought of me? Especially people who weren't worth my time?

Meet my newest creations: the Gloom-Wilders. I designed and hand-sewed them, and I hand-embroidered all their flowers, stars, and markings. They're a family of spirits who live in a haunted woodland (haunted because they live there). jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

And the lie detector determined that was a lie.

😂😂😅

can't argue....

And I got champagne chilling in my fridge to celebrate that child *aping piece of s**t finally taking a one way voyage to hell. Fuck the Epstein Class!

Oh. Stage an assassination attempt, you say? Interesting.

As an ex-evangelical, I have to say one of the things I'm most angry/bitter about is the amount of fear I dealt with as a kid because of rapture theology, which has only been around since the 1800s. Talk about religious trauma.

There is a tiny group of elites who conspire behind the scenes to control society, manipulate the media, and hoard the fruits of our labor. They abuse us and our children without a hint of justice. They are incredibly powerful and couldn't care less about us. They're called "capitalists."

*laughs nervously in GenX*