Josh still wants to have his picture taken with the Cradle of Love girl. Thirty-six years and counting...

I'm nervous. Tomorrow morning at 8:30 sharp, I have a nerve conduction study, on my hands. I've had one on my legs, so I know it hurts. I am not a masochist. But I need to have as much use of my hands as possible because the situation is already driving me insane. They always hurt anyway. So, yeah.

I really feel the need to say this to my fellow authors. If one of your primary, or even strong secondary, marketing plans is to promote your work in author groups, you might want to rethink the strategy. Authors don't often buy other authors' books based on group sharing or reshare them. Sorry.

If they made a remake of ALIEN with The Fonz in the Ripley role and Potsie in a really bad Xenomorph costume, I'd watch the hell out of it.

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Such a seriously unknown and underrated gem of a show. It definitely needs to be reintegrated into the MCU, along with Agents of SHEILD.

We've done great things, and many of us have aspired to be great, but the nation has never been great.

We need more Car Talk With Martok.

We rewatched Idiocracy tonight, and it was hysterical (as always) and horrifying. Damn, we need a Not Sure right about now.

"You see, a pimps love is very different from that of a square." - Idiocracy

Automatic, automatic for the people, kids!

I miss Leonard Nimoy's laugh. 😢

(1/2) - It's all madness. All I did was open the news tab on my browser, and I was inundated with the darkness, cowardice, evil, and cruelty of our nation and our world. It leaves me bereft. I'm a boiling cauldron of pain, fear, rage, and impotence.

In tonight's attempt to relax and enjoy the evening, we are watching RIFFTRAX: AMITYVILLE - THE EVIL ESCAPES!

Every couple of years, I feel compelled to point this out. While the Nightmare On Elm Street remake (2010) was the dictionary definition of a flat tire, Jackie Earle Haley was amazing.

I feel like I've gone 15 rounds with a particularly aggressive baby goat, and he scored a TKO.

The more I think about it, the more I'm convinced that Flubber must be classified as a weapon of mass destruction.

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I am "washed and refilled the OG plastic ketchup bottle, and refilled it from the glass bottle," years old.

(1/2) - I have spent the last 3 months moving all of my books over to Draft 2 Digital so that I can be cross-platformed. Now they have a new policy where they're going to start charging you to have your books on their service.

I'm sitting in the parking lot of my mom's doctor's office waiting for her to get done. There's a preschool next door and I'm afraid that they're going to call the cops and report me of being some sort of creepy lurker. If I disappear pray for me!

I just spent the last hour increasing the font sizes and displays to 150% across all my devices. JKFC, I feel so old today.

If you have to loudly proclaim that you're an adult, you probably aren't. And that's one to grow on.

Namr, the movie this is from. "And I eschew you! And I say screw you! And I hope you're blue, too!"

In which our hero hit rock bottom, and I do mean rock bottom. joshhilden.com/uuj-essays/2...

But those MAHA jackasses know better. I'm sure the dead babies are worth it to own all us libtards. Right? www.rawstory.com/anti-vaxxers...

From a Trekkie who loves The Force too...

We're no better than the people we're fighting.

Ms. Rachel could lift Mjölnir.

My youngest boy made me pad thai for lupper. He's a good man who takes care of his decrepit old man. ❤️

Why has Josh been so silent? Rest assured, it isn't wholly due to depression. I've been dealing with an extreme amount of liquid in my eyes, especially my only good eye. Why is it always my good eye?!?! But today I'm a wee bit better, hence an actual written post rather than memes.

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I try really hard to be a pacifist in my daily life, but it's hard not to advocate for meeting Nazi's with proportional force.

*taps microphone* I'm still here *microphone squelch*

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