17 seconds? What must the front-row ticket holders be thinking? #RouseyVsCarano

I'm in a weird place right now. That is to say I'm playing both DEATH STRANDING and HOGWARTS LEGACY. ...Weird.

Now available for all. youtu.be/oPo6uPBrTg0

Now up on Patreon.

Strange how anytime Donald is in danger of being embarrassed a crazed gunman shows up.

Kairi Sane being released in the middle of her storyline with Iyo vs Asuka is crazy.

Post-Wrestlemania. Time to fire some people. Be interested to see if Alestair Black does an Andrade and returns to AEW. This time taking Zelina with him. Entire Wyatt Sicks gone. But WWE never had a clue as how to use them. Good luck to everyone released.

Was there a lunar eclipse? Just got an ad payment from YouTube.

Now on YouTube for all to see. youtu.be/29NwJf121dQ?...

Remember when there was only one set of footprints? Thats from when I tripped you and ran away laughing at you. Because you're a loser.

So, the BOOK OF THE MONTH club is now 100 years old and they're offering a book for $1. (They have six new books to choose from) Use my referral code if you want to check it out. www.mybotm.com/xpm7gguipfb

At last...up on Patreon.

Finished LIFE IS STRANGE: Reunion. A quick play (feels like it was mean to be DLC for LiS: Double Exposure.) but good. Very well written. Captures the emotions of reuniting the two leads from the original game. Could have made better use of the time-rewind mechanic. Solid "B" game.

Comic Artist Tom Tenney needs help. www.gofundme.com/f/urgent-sur...

PREACH, GIRL! www.instagram.com/reel/DU6OtpN...

Confronting fear is the destiny of a Jedi.

R.I.P. Sam Keith

8+ minutes done on my review of FANTASTIC FOUR - UNTHINKABLE. Hoping it's up on Patreon by the end of the month.

6 and a half minutes done on the FANTASTIC FOUR UNTHINKABLE review. My apologies that this is taking so long.

Very excited to hear that the BBC has recovered ep 1 and 3 of THE DALEK MASTER PLAN. Always exciting to find lost episodes of #DoctorWho have been recovered. bbc.com/news/article...

Shout out to @jimmypalmiotti.bsky.social and #amandaconner for the throwback page in HARLEY QUINN X ELVIRA 5 showing Power Girl and Atlee still do movie nights together. I've said many times my favorite part of their POWER GIRL series was the Big sister/Little sister dynamic those two had.

I think DC'S best title right now is HALEY & IVY by Erica Henderson. A fun roller coaster adventure showing how they went from separate lives, as an eco-terrorist and the Joker's girlfriend, to a romantic couple.

Not really thrilled with the booking decisions going into Mania. The only match that has a modicum of heat to it is Punk vs Reigns.

Got my first ever colonoscopy. Not as much fun as I'd been led to believe.

Okay. The first 2 and a half minutes are done on the FANTASTIC FOUR review.

Just learned that I have to re-record the opening of my FATASTIC FOUR review. Two weeks and a haircut later. Christ...

Watched Predator: Badlands. Better title - Predator: Makes friends with a person with a physical disability and adopts a puppy while learning a valuable lesson. Wanted to like this more. Dakota Fanning tries to carry this film but runs out of charisma about halfway through. PREY is still better

Disappointed with Elimination Chamber results. Pretty much all the predictions came through. Where's the fun in that?

NGL part of me wants to see Trump find a way for Presidents to run for a 3rd term. Only because I want to see Obama come back and DESTROY him at the polls. He would never recover from that.

Well SCRUBS is back. LOL'd several times. But Cox isn't going to be a regular?

Saw WAKE UP, DEAD MAN. Thought I had it figured out but they threw me off at the last minute. Liked it better than GLASS ONION, but I stand by the fact that long-haired Daniel Craig is indistinguishable from Mads Mikkelson.

Playing DEATH STRANDING, my first Kojima game. (10 minutes later) So this is what being on drugs feels like.

$5 says he uses the State of the Union to shamelessly mock someone. Any takers? Anyone? Hello?

Comic books I'm currently reading via TPB release: -Wonder Woman by Tom King -Ultimate Spider-man by John Hickman -Poison Ivy by G. Willow Wilson -The Power Fantasy by Keiron Gillen

Kent Brockman - President Trump, what do you say to the citizens who are saying ICE is causing more crimes than it prevents. Trump - (laughing) Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if i said ICE weren't committing crimes. Kent Brockman - ...well, touché.

I haven't been working hard enough on my videos. Will push to get the review of FANTASTIC FOUR - Unthinkable done by month's end.

Read Trump's statement on the death of the Rev. Jesse Jackson. To summarize: "Black Americans, remember when there was only one set of footprints? That's when I was carrying you!"

Criterion is finally releasing Kurosawa's STRAY DOG on Blu-Ray (and 4k). I've wanted to see this film for a while and to see what Kurosawa is capable of outside the samurai genre.

If I had one wish? I'd keep it simple. Whole Foods brings back their breakfast burritos. They were gloriously unhealthy but so damn tasty. I'm sorry, but the "wraps" and "hand pies" aren't cutting n it.

We've been looking forward to sharing this news for a long time. We're making a graphic novel! The Owl House: The Long-Lived King Written by me and the amazing @mikkicrisostomo.bsky.social Illustrated by the incomparable @dindu99.bsky.social We're so excited to tell a brand new story.

Jake Paul is a p***y.

Finally finished my review of The FANTASTIC FOUR - UNTHINKABLE. Hope to film this Friday.

Mixed feelings about Rifftrax taking over MST. I know without a doubt the episodes will be hilarious and retain that old 90's era MST charm.

RIP Catherine O'Hara Schitt's Creek, Home Alone & SCTV

Finally played UNTIL DAWN. Saved all but 2 of the kids. Only felt bad about 1 of those deaths at that.

Still writing the review of FANTASTIC FOUR - Unthinkable. Hope to have it done by the end of the week.

Has anyone ever had one of these that reached the end of its natural life cycle? NO! They inevitably jam up and get thrown out by 1/3 use. But we keep buying g a defective product.

Hearing that Joel Hodgson has sold the rights to MST3K to the company that was created when SHOUT! was in a merger. He'll remain as a consultant. I suppose this marks the end of the 2nd Joel era. Not taking this as a bad thing. Let's see where it goes from here.

Scott Adams died. Never cared for the comic strip but I did like the cartoon. Though I attribute that more to Larry David. I can forgive the Trump-patriotism. Lots of people make that mistake. The Racism and Sexism? Nah. F' that. He had talent. He didn't have perspective or humility.