I miss my isopods....

I have pretty deep, new stretch marks near my armpits and I like to pretend they're gills and I'm a fish ☺️

god... being exhausted does turn me into a real nightmare bitch

Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair

this has become a very important video to me

2025 was the year I started keeping a diary. 2026 is the year I start bullet journaling.

me at 6 am: I am SUCH a genius! I'll walk a mile so I can leave an hour later AND I'll get a little exercise on the way to work :) this is great! I deserve a Nobel prize! a Pulitzer! keys to the city! my feet at 8 am: *you stupid fucking bitch we'll kill you*

Been workin’ on some little kitties this month!!

can I be real? idk what GLP-1 face is. someone commented on a pic of an internet famous guy, saying "the Wegovy face is real" but he just looked like Internet Guy except skinnier. what did that mean

bad news: my cholesterol is so bad my blood might be sludge good news: it's genetics lol 🫰

#hourly #yeen https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/Yeens/AgADAQADg6kxG8SQEUau60Ok96zmrHN7a1MXAAuaeQACAg.jpg

Very hungry caterpillar

I got a big ol scratch on my chest that only kinda-sorta scarred, but when I rub over the skin, the lines show like I'm doing a charcoal rubbing of a gravestone

TODAY IS NOT LOOKING GOOD EITHER

today was not a very good Monday. I'm tempted to sleep on the couch but the resulting back and hip pain tomorrow would pull today down into Worse Monday territory

heartbreaking: your boyfriend ranks Brian Eno's Music for Airports among his favorite albums

everyone shut the fuck up look at this cupcake my partner made me

warned Gnu as they were leaving that the potato soup was going to look a little like scrambled eggs. they came back to the bedroom to tell me "yeah looks like egg salad." what did I say!!!!!!

American Kappa whose head is full of diet coke instead of spring water.

Pyaari is so decent 🥺

watching Psycho for the first time and so far the spookiest part is how LONG NORMAN LEFT THE SHOWER GOING

amazing thread

being able to clean up extremely icky messes feels like a superpower I love being useful

I left to go play dnd for several hours and just logged back in to see some kind of shipping nuke hit the Hazbins so I hope you guys are ok over there

blue heron

"ICBA said agency efforts on climate risk are an emerging threat to community banks and their customers." what if I took just a big fat shit on your desk

Biblically accurate fairy cat wood burning✨🐈🪽🌈 #pyrography #woodburning #catart #cat #painting #fairy

this little jelly toe spacer is doing more for my old man foot than the orthopedic shoes that cost a fortune

Remember it is important to not only take care of yourself but your plushies too!

saw very small food today + partner snagged me an extremely small leaf (you can't see the leaf it's in my diary)

Iridescent black🖤 #bird #raven #birdart #animalart #digitalart #illustration #birdwatching #crow #original #colorful #avian #feather

There's fucking yaoi art on a train by my house I'm fucking losing my mind, this rules so much

every once in awhile I have to keep Mom humble by telling her she needs to stop bein a shit. it doesn't work but I try it.

Goochland Restaurant Goochland, VA

girl I see in the elevator at work said "we should get drinks sometime!" what a fool I was, thinking this was just a platitude. now she has my number and we are going to get drinks for real!

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I'm firmly on the side of autism in this war on autism.

just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias

you guys, we did it! we saved something

checked out an account I had muted for a long time only to find out she's of the opinion that we shouldn't be dancing on Mr. Kirk's grave because that just makes our side as bad as his. ma'am he was a hateful piece of shit. anyway I'm looking for a new icon, toootally unrelated teehee 🫰

I want the overenthusiastic Aquasox fan and the overenthusiastic Ems fan to fight

sometimes when I can't focus or I'm having too many thoughts, I turn on David Wynn Miller and then suddenly everything slides right off my brain like it's a ceramic pan. the alternative to this is yoga, but Colon David Hyphen Wynn Colon Miller is portable.

this is unrelated to whatever happened to Charlie Kirk, shots and prayers or w/e 🫶