me: man, today is rough. it sucks!!!! coho salmons:

I am fighting for my life at work and it's hard and I'm dying but I love it actually (not sarcams)

I wish I could go back in time and tell 16 y/o me "hey that massive fic you love? you can have that toxic guy you like from it on a pin now." cheers @zarla.bsky.social!

A Busy streamer

11 Apr 2026

H&R BLO Aliceville, AL

"so what we'll do is, take some time to think-" LOUD CRINKLING CRUNCH NOISES "is everything okay?" yeah sorry my cat found a hair tie

Early vamp design

The self and the cyberself in quiet introspection

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Cowabunga Collection (Multiplatform, 2022)

shout out to that time my manager (who is no longer with the company) broke our entire auditing software system because she couldn't spell "archive"

sometimes when I feel love I feel it like a glass bottle full of fizz so if you were to touch me or look at me or even breathe near me the power of that love would implode me other times I feel love and it's something like. well. you know

im feeling bad about my body bc I dont know what I look like but I know it isnt what I want. you would think seeing people perform tonight in all kinds of bodies would make me feel better but no no. it's the opposite, as a matter of fact.

my first week of work was so good aughggghhghh I love my manager so much

"Lummukem" for @joabaldwin.com #NossSaga

It’s Uni’s 6th birthday today! 🎉 Say “happy birthday Uni!”

“Put it back in the rock, Barbara—you couldn’t even slice a tomato with that old thing.”

YCH commission for @spreadsheeps.bsky.social ! #commsopen #fantasy #digitalart

I don't get to start work on Monday, I start on Tuesday :(

I already don't love getting the kinds of texts from mom that I would expect from my high school bf but today is not the day, demon

mom: sending me her daily 🤗 good morning 🙏 🌄 🌞 text me, who feels like I got put in the dishwasher last night:

#hourly #yeen https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/Yeens/42617061184_09367e9332_c.jpg

Seraph in the Headlights

Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi https://theonion.com/exhausted-nation-lacks-strength-to-form-opinion-on-donald-glover-being-voice-of-yoshi/

theres no fucking way thats what theyre called in france

started rereading homestuck... bought tickets to an anime con... planning another cosplay... hello again 20 y/o Lee......

many are saying: woims

happy international women's day to all my international women

Love more Saguache, CO

that tweet about how you ask a guy for a paperclip and he tells you he has one next to the left foot of his desk was about me, actually

Lick Up the Butter, You Dog! (3)

JOB GET aAAAAAAAAAAA EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS ALL IM GONNA TALK ABOUT FOR THE NEXT SIX WEEKS AAAAAAAAAAAA

My weirdest creation is almost old enough to drink.

me anytime I complete the most basic dad task: I AM THE MOST MAGNIFICENT MAN TO EXIST (I have cleared a clog in the vacuum and it functions again)

what they don't tell you when you start testosterone is that after a certain amount of goop you become a schweaty man enjoyer

Nice golden retriever boyfriend did you buy him from a breeder

better things are coming better things are coming better things are coming better things aAAAUAUHHHHHHGHHHHGHH

for the first time since Friday, sitting up doesn't feel like a herculean effort! but emotionally. oh, emotionally...

my whole day so far has just been me doing tasks while going "UGH with THIS shit again..." like my job is some bitch eating crackers

whenever someone's way of speaking starts to rub off on me, I get so annoyed. I can feel myself sitting on my own shoulder like a gargoyle going "lmao no personality of your own???? bitch???" it's just unnecessarily mean lol