aw hey my spouse built this guy www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeC7...

Yes, of course God and exists, and no, he will not use his infinite power to end famine, or poverty, or war. what he WILL use it for is speaking to me while I’m in a wine haze and telling me that I need to recruit four friends into the NutriSystem family so that I may one day lease a pre-owned Tesla

I loved loved loved @realgdt.bsky.social’s Frankenstein. If you can, see it in theaters. It deserves the big screen

more than one review of Frankenstein has basically been all, "It starts so slow, gets exciting, but Oscar Isaac is being a bit of a cliché mad scientists innhe?" ...my dudes. Did...did you forget that uh...Victor Frankenstein was um...

Always tip your waiter 20%, even if the service was meh and they weren’t particularly charming. Unless they were downright horrible, don’t go below that. If they were great, consider more than 20%.

#criticalrole Laura Bailey is playing the Navi you buy drugs from behind the CVS

Man I didn't know how well I'd be able to keep track of this many characters, but sure enough, I love them all ;_; #criticalrole

Grandma Gaslight Gatekeep GirlPreacher #CriticalRole #CriticalRoleSpoilers #CriticalRolefanart

"I cast Xanax." #CriticalRoleSpoilers

Very well-said. 👇👇👇

I don't know if I'm allowed to share this but you really need to pre-order #RickAndMorty: THE END from me and Jarrett Williams and the whole @oni-press.bsky.social team. Get it from a local comic shop near you or digitally/delivered here: www.simonandschuster.com/books/Rick-a...

maybe the problem with today’s youths is not that they are spending too much time online, but they are not spending enough time online in bjork forums talking about bjork

D'Angelo dropped 3 of the best R&B albums you'll ever hear but I'll never forget that part of Red Dead Redemption 2 where Arthur returns from Guarma and rides back to camp while D'Angelo's "Unshaken" played in the background. I was legit was like "No way that's who I think it is." 51 is too young

On our latest episode, @joshgondelman.bsky.social joins us to pitch a surprisingly earnest and powerful contemporary remake of M. Night Shyamalan’s The Happening. The final product will NOT involve Ted, the teddy bear from the movie Ted. Watch the ep: youtu.be/Him2_1n-JGI?...

Capricorn: Use the upcoming time change to reflect on the passing of years, or to pretend you're in a really ponderous, low-budget sci-fi movie.

We put our faith in Son Blast Hardcheese

This is your weekly reminder that gen AI should make you feel sad and if it doesn't you suck and you're the problem.

Low key pumped that we’re taking back frogs Frogs are a 90s ecology symbol frogs are woke as hell

#criticalrolespoilers How most stories end when the revolution is won. They don’t linger on the work of building what comes next. How that hope and promise turns into jockeying for power and who decides the future to come.

YES YES YES BISEXUAL DISASTER! BISEXUAL DISASTER!! MATT, MORE OF THIS GREMLIN MAN, PLEASE I'M LIVING FOR EVERY SECOND OF HIS MESSY, MESSY LIFE XD #CriticalRole #CriticalRoleSpoilers #CriticalRolefanart

Love that some of the #CriticalRole cast drop now and then to chat in the Beacon Discord community. Maybe paywalling and moderation isn't that bad...

Laura Bailey basically playing a Navi who's lost her Link is breaking my gd heart omg. #CriticalRoleSpoilers

you don't even have to join locked livejournal communities anymore people are posting whole serieses and films on twitter for free these days also you can do BitTorrent in a web browser

Not to be That Guy but my god, the number of people younger than me with paid subs to every little thing, like. That's Little Treat money get some good ad blockers and FreeTube, kids.

every autistic person i’ve ever met drinks water makes you think

Remixed like, I'll play a Demon Hunter but keep that green away from me.

A kind and thoughtful video essay about MOON from Ken. Sharing it for those who might be interested, and because it occurred to me that more people have watched this wonderful essay than probably got to see the film when it was at the cinema! 😅 youtu.be/QnSUJErY-1c?...

Curmudgeon update: Tron has joined Wicked in the "I'd like to stop hearing about this all the time in all my various nerd spaces plz" club.

"human centipede of content" is such a good and accurate banger.

My first Campaign 4 art, and as is tradition, I came up with my own takes on the characters going mostly from the in-game descriptions & vibes during the first episode as a fun character design challenge that I do each campaign #CriticalRole #CriticalRoleArt #CriticalRolefanart #fanart #bskyart

Check out the Tales of Dread Kickstarter!

4. Laura I think Laura deserves to kill everyone with rocks.

My dracthyr warlock! I'm really happy with how this guy turned out. The fel fire makes me especially happy! #fantasy #art #warcraft #fanart #dracthyr

Look there's gonna be a million really well-done fandom edits of famous cartoon lesbian enemies to lovers to Almost Romantic made soon. And they'll be great, until you remember that the song was written by an adult human woman over 30 about another adult human woman over 30 lol.

WAIT OMG YOU GUYS WEREN'T JOKING that's a dick song.

Well the good news is, my imposter syndrome is gone for at least the next week. gdi why is this slop so catchy, though.

*wipes all the Critical Role dust off my nose* right, cool, time to rip into this album

Ahahaha LIAM how many babymamas does your character have #CriticalRoleSpoilers

Oh, a moment of...levity???? XD (ohhh they're gonna be fun XD) #CriticalRole #CriticalRoleSpoilers #CriticalRolefanart

Had some feelings watching this. Time for a Voyager rewatch?

sometimes a horror movie promises that it’s gonna show me the origin of evil and I’m like idk I think sometimes people are just jerks

As someone who had opsec drilled into her head from childhood as an Army brat, to ten years as a Navy spouse: even just the simple fact that they pulled what they pulled today is BLOWING MY MIND at the pure stupidity.

I just called Chuck Schumer’s office and, for the first time EVER, a person answered, who then politely entered my complaints into their call log. This tells me two things: 1) They’re not getting enough calls over there, and 2) If you want to yell at Schumer, today’s the day. (212) 486-4430

who actually watches Ser Beast? Cause like. I don't know anyone who does, or who lets their kids. I have many gaming, youtubey interest, yet even the algo rarely sends him across my vision. His eyes look distressingly soulless. How did he happen.

In college my friends and I once put on “Encounter at Farpoint” and we each took a drink every time we would have shut it off if it wasn’t a show we had a pre-investment in. Fun night.

Inktober sets completely unrealistic expectations regarding output. Making a complete inked drawing in one day EVERY day for a month is insane and a recipe for burnout. Don’t tie your worth to something that even professionals believe is unrealistic.

I think one thing missing from the “Charlie Kirk was a champion of free thought” discussion is the fact that Charlie Kirk was never interested in changing his own mind. I’ve seen lawn darts with more intellectual curiosity.

heartbreaking: Ponds Dry Skin Cream, my facial moisturizer since I was 19, is getting prohibitively expensive to buy here in Canada, at the rate I go through tubs (morning and night, damnit). Do I have Canadian skincare girlies here? My new salon has me set for haircare, tell me about YOUR SKIN.