smdh musk can't even make a robot that folds clothes.

lmao *glances at my SP500 portfolio* gee, glad i be diversified but... uhoh.

fuckin legend in all the ways. 🔥🔥🔥

Let's do this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9...

not having a plan in the first place was the first problem. the follow-on problems only get worse. fucking clown show.

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

Spot-fucking-on. 🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯👇

Today has been a very rough day. But it‘s important to share Alex’s parents message.

motherfucker has noticed our collective memory lasts like a goodish so giving 10 year promises was leaving time on the table for his vapor ware.

damn, but the price of eggs, man, they were just too high. 🤷‍♂️

queen.

damn. 🚨🚨🚨

inflation trauma is real. my 1970s era self remembers.

‘Poet, writer, wife, mom’: Who was Renee Nicole Good, the woman killed by an Ice agent?

People are slamming Walz for this, but he's not wrong. If the state doesn't have access to the physical evidence or witnesses, if would "be very difficult if not impossible" to conduct an investigation. 1/

a few thoughts youtu.be/lERS4kJIQR8

Using imagery online of the shooting by an ICE agent in Minneapolis, we’ve created an animated sequence which highlights the approximate positioning of officers and vehicles at the scene. The red dot represents the agent who fired the shots. Yellow dots are other agents who arrived at the scene.

For those of us not in the cult, this is what we hear when anyone from the Trump administration speaks. For the people in the back, this is satire and so well done…

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

A scepter snatch’d with an unruly hand Must be as boisterously maintain’d as gain’d; And he that stands upon a slipp’ry place Makes nice of no vild hold to stay him up

“Well, we must face a new reality. No more carefree days of chasing squirrels, running through the park, or howling at the moon. On the other hand, no more ‘Fetch the stick, boy, fetch the stick.’”

Congress could, and should, impeach, remove, and convict by the end of the day.

I am begging you, as an American, to boycott the Olympics, boycott the World Cup and sanction us

oh, you mean this gate key?

truly enjoyed F1: the movie but feel a little dirty filling out my expense report for some reason. now I'm buying aramco stock and booking a vacation to abu dhabi? wtf? #F1TheMovie

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The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.

No idea why an Afghan refugee shot National Guard soldiers within walking distance of the White House, but this new USCIS directive was revealed on Monday. Worth noting.

unfortunately, #Evergreen

yeah, phuck phil. www.opb.org/article/2025...

evil is as evil does.

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huge respect for my senator. 🏆🏆🏆

pour one out for those chatgpt jockeys when their hero was unable to help them in their hour of greatest need.

when Charlie Kirk's 15 minutes of fame got to be too much for cotton candy brain

age verification i crushed my sister on pong

sometimes you just gotta…

there are so many good reasons we voted this twit out of office last year. www.opb.org/article/2025...

not sure which is more fun - watching a linguist wonder "words, what do they even mean?" or watching ed go insane witnessing and describing it in real time. 😎

JFC they are just letting it be said without pushback that the tariffs are being paid by foreign countries. we're taxing ourselves. fucking hell.

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michael wolff books sales booster 😏

catching up on my podcast backlog and was not expecting a @mmasnick.bsky.social murder mystery sidequest in a bagel shop. 😎

every fucking day i struggle to remember the 30 very disturbing and dangerous things this administration did just the day before let alone this week or the weeks prior.

was going to say Nixon resignation but we didn't have broadcast TV where i lived at the time so going to have to skip ahead to my college days:

tay quietly snickers in her dusty old data center