I only freak when froken to.

another scintillating FK from NICO!!!!

gooning to yassified jokers in balatro and other phrases that will keep me out of heaven

as a crossover theatre and football nerd, i'm more used to seeing marius put in a shift for a plucky band of student rebels, ultimately scoring with cosette

just one more imperial war bro. just one more imperial war i swear. One more imperial war will fix it and display our inherent superiority over lesser peoples once and for all bsky.app/profile/mfor...

the headline wrote itself

this oxygen-breathing leftist sleeps daily and eats meals!!!!

last time i was at SXSW there were dueling parties between Foursquare and Gowalla lol

as per your previous e-mail,

triangles are so important in football

GOAL! 22' — @newyorkcityfc.com. @newyorkcityfc.com 1–0 @orlandocitysc.com. Major League Soccer #nycfc #mls #MLS

she just literally said "since i've been homeland security secretary" lol

scorpion vs hippopotamus is a pretty interesting matchup off the football pitch as well

What every election probably feels like if you're a conservative

i'm not usually one to cop to a really bad mondegreen, but i'm willing to admit i always thought that in this part of Feist's "My Moon My Man," she was saying, "my chemically body i know"

performing the assumption of bad faith on the part of someone acting in good faith may be the ultimate act of bad faith

aaaaaand we're off #NYCFC

mike tyson's full name is mike thank you son

gotta catch 'em all #pokemon

[to the cameras in the locker room]: "it's just locker room talk"

LFG!!!!!!!!!!!!

mls is officially back open for business

Totino’s Gender Roles

[kiss from a rose] piss from an ass

if Czechia has a player in the penalty box but remains aggressive about pressuring their opponents with the puck, they call that the four Czech forecheck

the left is excited about a technology that's lowkey fire

Barbisol tastes so good when you don’t got a barber in your ear going my liquid my liquid

failing to 100% Stray because i couldn't find this collectible

welcome to bluesky, where the Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo really do buffalo Buffalo buffalo

@bencollins.bsky.social this is your fault

i got on AOL at 2.5. the buddy list dropped in 3.0.

oh god what have i done

@blueballspod.bsky.social so is talles gonna like, play for us this year? or is this just a photo op

We are pleased to announce the signing of Tommy McNamara! A New York native, Tommy brings more than a decade of top-flight professional experience and a track record of production as a two-way midfielder. Welcome to Brooklyn!

guess i'm a @brooklynfc.bsky.social supporter now 🩵

content filters wince as scunthorpe take on clitheroe

so if you like two parties in legislative bodies

the city has an anthem now and it's Piazza, New York Catcher

missed opportunity to temporarily change the avatar to

(on my computer, typing to another guy who's also on the computer) Go outside nerd. Get off the computer

i've been trying to frame this all in terms of something many new yorkers can understand, which is that some of your bros just get this desire to move to LA and then do it and it sucks but you kinda get it

i'm Rob Manfred, that's Robman Fred, we are definitely two diferent guys

A single line of text on the last page reads: ‘… The Aristocrats!’

do not ever let uncreative people tell you, a creative person, what you should like, love or use

text-based reality show