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jokes still range from below lemon to sublime
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мɑгκ
about 12 hours ago
I only freak when froken to.
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another scintillating FK from NICO!!!!
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2 days ago
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arcadus ☭
8 days ago
gooning to yassified jokers in balatro and other phrases that will keep me out of heaven
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as a crossover theatre and football nerd, i'm more used to seeing marius put in a shift for a plucky band of student rebels, ultimately scoring with cosette
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12 days ago
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Adam Serwer
14 days ago
just one more imperial war bro. just one more imperial war i swear. One more imperial war will fix it and display our inherent superiority over lesser peoples once and for all
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the headline wrote itself
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14 days ago
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this oxygen-breathing leftist sleeps daily and eats meals!!!!
14 days ago
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last time i was at SXSW there were dueling parties between Foursquare and Gowalla lol
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14 days ago
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as per your previous e-mail,
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15 days ago
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triangles are so important in football
17 days ago
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Goalbot MLS
17 days ago
GOAL! 22' —
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#nycfc
#mls
#MLS
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she just literally said "since i've been homeland security secretary" lol
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19 days ago
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20 days ago
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scorpion vs hippopotamus is a pretty interesting matchup off the football pitch as well
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Velodus✨
21 days ago
What every election probably feels like if you're a conservative
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i'm not usually one to cop to a really bad mondegreen, but i'm willing to admit i always thought that in this part of Feist's "My Moon My Man," she was saying, "my chemically body i know"
21 days ago
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performing the assumption of bad faith on the part of someone acting in good faith may be the ultimate act of bad faith
21 days ago
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23 days ago
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aaaaaand we're off
#NYCFC
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FROVO
25 days ago
mike tyson's full name is mike thank you son
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gotta catch 'em all
#pokemon
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[to the cameras in the locker room]: "it's just locker room talk"
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LFG!!!!!!!!!!!!
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about 1 month ago
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mls is officially back open for business
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about 1 month ago
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Totino’s Gender Roles
about 1 month ago
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bonjela fitzgerald
about 1 month ago
[kiss from a rose] piss from an ass
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Rodger Sherman
about 1 month ago
if Czechia has a player in the penalty box but remains aggressive about pressuring their opponents with the puck, they call that the four Czech forecheck
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the left is excited about a technology that's lowkey fire
about 1 month ago
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little lamb
about 1 month ago
Barbisol tastes so good when you don’t got a barber in your ear going my liquid my liquid
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DC Pierson
about 1 month ago
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failing to 100% Stray because i couldn't find this collectible
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about 1 month ago
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welcome to bluesky, where the Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo really do buffalo Buffalo buffalo
about 1 month ago
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@bencollins.bsky.social
this is your fault
about 1 month ago
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i got on AOL at 2.5. the buddy list dropped in 3.0.
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about 1 month ago
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oh god what have i done
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2 months ago
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@blueballspod.bsky.social
so is talles gonna like, play for us this year? or is this just a photo op
2 months ago
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Brooklyn FC
2 months ago
We are pleased to announce the signing of Tommy McNamara! A New York native, Tommy brings more than a decade of top-flight professional experience and a track record of production as a two-way midfielder. Welcome to Brooklyn!
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guess i'm a
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2 months ago
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content filters wince as scunthorpe take on clitheroe
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so if you like two parties in legislative bodies
3 months ago
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the city has an anthem now and it's Piazza, New York Catcher
3 months ago
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missed opportunity to temporarily change the avatar to
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Better Things Are Possible
about 1 year ago
(on my computer, typing to another guy who's also on the computer) Go outside nerd. Get off the computer
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i've been trying to frame this all in terms of something many new yorkers can understand, which is that some of your bros just get this desire to move to LA and then do it and it sucks but you kinda get it
3 months ago
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i'm Rob Manfred, that's Robman Fred, we are definitely two diferent guys
3 months ago
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Jeremy Noel-Tod
3 months ago
A single line of text on the last page reads: ‘… The Aristocrats!’
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jenn schiffer 🕷️🕯️
3 months ago
do not ever let uncreative people tell you, a creative person, what you should like, love or use
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text-based reality show
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4 months ago
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