Shout out to the 2 guys who pulled up blasting/singing Wayne Wonder - No Letting Go at the light. Yall made my day 🥹😂

Stan’s did what it needed to do last night….put me on my ass.

I want to both be outside and be in my bed. Like I looked really good today and I don’t feel like enough people saw it, but also I’m sleepy and a hot shower and fresh sheets sounds amazing.

I’m sorry….what do you mean Pooh Shiesty kidnapped Gucci Mane and robbed him???? TF yall got going on out here?!?!

See my problem is that I’d very much rather get 5 appetizers than 1 appetizer and an entree.

The day before your vacation starts is one of the best days ever. Phone about to be on DND for the next 5 days.

I’ll be having a great day getting work done and then 5 minutes on a call with my boss will destroy all productivity.

Beyoncé and her husband gonna run my pockets every fucking time, my God 😭

I vowed to never go back to Roots Picnic and yet look at me….going 😭

Lmfaaaaaaaoooooo

Maybe it’s time to put the Reaper on a PIP

You should not have to convince anyone that you're worthy of love or care. Because, let's say you succeed. Cool. You sung and danced and gifted your way to love. You're okay with that? You don't think it'll haunt you? You don't think you'll always question their feelings?

It feels too good so I don’t wanna talk about it because I’m afraid to jinx it.

Joe told them folks on All the Things (Your Man Won’t Do) but they wasn’t listening.

My brother brought a girl home to meet the family for the first time 🥹

2026 started with good news, my heart is so full 🥹

Richard Smallwood, a gospel giant and songwriter known for classics like “Center of My Joy” and “Total Praise,” has died. He was 77

I know it smells amazing in there

I’m gonna start sneaking into 35+ events more often. They play better music and I’m guaranteed a seat.

Started my morning by busting my ass in the middle of K. Street. So today is gonna be a great day.

Nobody died in my dream last night but I was fighting….I need someone to interpret these for me because wtf?

Being able to afford myself>>>> Funding myself<<<<<

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I stopped smoking and my dreams have become full cinematic experiences ever since. I’m actually a bit terrified by what my brain comes up with because why did a random White man die at a Diwali party in my dream last night???

Is it possible to be turned off by someone’s music taste?

My loved ones have already been informed, just sign the NDA when my lawyer shows up and don’t ask no questions. I’ll handle the rest 🙂‍↕️

Solange Knowles’ Saint Heron has launched a free digital archival library of literature by Black and brown authors, poets, and artists. Readers can borrow rare and out-of-print books for up to 45 days

I get pressure migraines and accidentally discovered that spicy foods help to alleviate them. This is unfortunate for me because I have a delicate stomach and get horrible acid reflux and heart burn from spicy foods 😭

I bought him the shoes and then walked out of his life…but I wore the pants in that relationship so maybe there’s some validity to it 🤔

Nine crew members from India and Sri Lanka who sailed aboard the container shipped that crashed into Francis Scott Key Bridge in March 2024 are *still* in Baltimore — and they aren’t allowed to leave “They’re struggling emotionally”

I need a new car, a new home, and $20K in savings by this time next year. Claiming it.

Tomorrow is the day! Nov 18! My first comedy special will be available for rent/purchase Cerrome Russell:Son of Sumter

You look like you have a very particular set of skills, skills you have acquired over a long career that make you a nightmare for people.

My friends put on Terrifier 2 tonight and now I pray my dreams are peaceful 😭

I feel like I fly under the radar here and I like det.

Okay so y’all know as your long time HR rep from the bird 🐦 app days to the skyline I tell y’all the truth. YES humans have always reviewed your resumes AND now that’s changing. This new tool is rolling out & yeah humans will still do it but the AI can rank if it’s on. 👇🏾 youtu.be/YccdF6MVA1w?...

This is another year where I didn’t bitch slap several people who deserved it. Very proud of that.

I’m so glad to know it wasn’t just me going through this. Microsoft set the spellcheck language to Spanish without me knowing, had me over here raging because it told me I spelled “table” wrong like I’m some fucking idiot 😒

Family is hilarious, why did my cousin create a group chat called “Beef Soup” just to tell me and my dad that our grandmother made some beef stew…

Don’t be asking for pics and you ain’t willing to take that hammer out and squirt for the camera.

Shoutout to the men who let me practice my pick up lines on them. I know they’re horrendous, you’re doing the Lord’s work 💕

There’s gonna be a meteor shower tonight, catch me outside in a field staring at the stars.

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I love that the overwhelming response is, “and??? MOVE!”

I'm starting a petition to end driving for all Virginians. Yall are a menace to society and a danger on the road.

We heard the phrase “driving like a bat out of hell” and took it literally.