I’m gonna start sneaking into 35+ events more often. They play better music and I’m guaranteed a seat.

Started my morning by busting my ass in the middle of K. Street. So today is gonna be a great day.

Nobody died in my dream last night but I was fighting….I need someone to interpret these for me because wtf?

Being able to afford myself>>>> Funding myself<<<<<

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I stopped smoking and my dreams have become full cinematic experiences ever since. I’m actually a bit terrified by what my brain comes up with because why did a random White man die at a Diwali party in my dream last night???

Is it possible to be turned off by someone’s music taste?

My loved ones have already been informed, just sign the NDA when my lawyer shows up and don’t ask no questions. I’ll handle the rest 🙂‍↕️

Solange Knowles’ Saint Heron has launched a free digital archival library of literature by Black and brown authors, poets, and artists. Readers can borrow rare and out-of-print books for up to 45 days

I get pressure migraines and accidentally discovered that spicy foods help to alleviate them. This is unfortunate for me because I have a delicate stomach and get horrible acid reflux and heart burn from spicy foods 😭

I bought him the shoes and then walked out of his life…but I wore the pants in that relationship so maybe there’s some validity to it 🤔

Nine crew members from India and Sri Lanka who sailed aboard the container shipped that crashed into Francis Scott Key Bridge in March 2024 are *still* in Baltimore — and they aren’t allowed to leave “They’re struggling emotionally”

I need a new car, a new home, and $20K in savings by this time next year. Claiming it.

Tomorrow is the day! Nov 18! My first comedy special will be available for rent/purchase Cerrome Russell:Son of Sumter

You look like you have a very particular set of skills, skills you have acquired over a long career that make you a nightmare for people.

My friends put on Terrifier 2 tonight and now I pray my dreams are peaceful 😭

I feel like I fly under the radar here and I like det.

Okay so y’all know as your long time HR rep from the bird 🐦 app days to the skyline I tell y’all the truth. YES humans have always reviewed your resumes AND now that’s changing. This new tool is rolling out & yeah humans will still do it but the AI can rank if it’s on. 👇🏾 youtu.be/YccdF6MVA1w?...

This is another year where I didn’t bitch slap several people who deserved it. Very proud of that.

I’m so glad to know it wasn’t just me going through this. Microsoft set the spellcheck language to Spanish without me knowing, had me over here raging because it told me I spelled “table” wrong like I’m some fucking idiot 😒

Family is hilarious, why did my cousin create a group chat called “Beef Soup” just to tell me and my dad that our grandmother made some beef stew…

Don’t be asking for pics and you ain’t willing to take that hammer out and squirt for the camera.

Shoutout to the men who let me practice my pick up lines on them. I know they’re horrendous, you’re doing the Lord’s work 💕

There’s gonna be a meteor shower tonight, catch me outside in a field staring at the stars.

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I love that the overwhelming response is, “and??? MOVE!”

I'm starting a petition to end driving for all Virginians. Yall are a menace to society and a danger on the road.

We heard the phrase “driving like a bat out of hell” and took it literally.

Whole DMV has obnoxiously annoying drivers with different elements of ridiculous attached to them.

When Black Messiah dropped, me & @lontier.blacksky.app stayed up for the release. I walked to the store at 11:45 to grab a bottle of brown because i just KNEW. D'Angelo does not have a bad album. Nor a bad song. And i will be speaking of him in the present tense for awhile because this fucking sucks

He deserved to grow old. He deserved the space to be more creative and share more art w/ the world. He deserved to be adorned in praise while he was still able to receive it in the physical. Luckily, music and spirit is eternal. RIP Michael Eugene Archer aka D'ANGELO. 🕊️

3 classic albums. No skips. Love songs. Liberation songs. Sensual songs. Fun songs. Black ass music. 51 is too young. D'Angelo can't be gone.

Baby I’m not flirting… I’m just southern

To be in good health really is a blessing that we take for granted. I just want to feel energized and healthy without any major ailments

For the first time in my life I experienced someone crossing the street to avoid walking towards me. I know that’s what happened because the woman made eye contact with me, stutter stepped, and damn near bust her ass crossing the street. And when I looked behind me, she was crossing back 😒

Nope…..except for that time I prayed to God for that man to leave me alone. I was begging then because the alternative was to send that man back to his Heavenly Father. God answered that prayer too 🙂‍↕️

Miss Major, one of the mothers of the trans liberation movement, has been in the hospital for 10 days with sepsis and a blood clot. She has looked out for us for generations, now it’s time to look out for her. Donate if you can: fundly.com/missmajor

Eldest daughters beware, his birth order matters too! Life has taught me that oldest daughters struggle in relationships with youngest sons (and only children as well honestly). Especially if he’s the baby of the family. You will instinctually do everything and he will let you.

Yes, I sit outside my house in my car after work to decompress. But also, my playlists be fire and I be jammin.

All of his videos have me dying. He visited Bowie, MD and said he felt like he was in Beverly Hills 😭😭😭

Let their bald heads be moisturized.. Looking like buttered Hawaiian rolls.

One of the funniest things about the weather change is when the baldies heads start steaming. Head look like piping hot meatballs straight out the oven.

You look like you know how to guide a woman through a crowded room

Of course that shit ended in a tie. Fucking Cowboys man….

I’m ashamed to say it didn’t occur to me that the electrical components in my car run off software, and that software needs to be updated on occasion. Imagine my surprise when the mechanic told me the power steering system software was 3 updates behind and that’s probably why it sounds like that 😭

cutwaters got me wanting to to kiss somebody in the mouf smh

I got 12 hours of sleep last night and guess what? I’m still sleepy 😭

78, 72, and great grandma is 93