Pritzker should dispatch the Illinois National Guard to Texas to take Greg Abbott into custody for treason.

You know who takes a cognitive test? People whose family members suspect their loved one is suffering from dementia. If he kept getting “perfect” scores…they wouldn’t keep administering them. My take? He blew the first one he ever took. Now, they’re tracking the decline. I’d bet my hot coffee on it.

Guess we know who’s gonna win the Nobel Whine Like a Bitch Prize.

PRO TIP: If you want the Nobel Peace Prize, you might not wanna kidnap fathers, zip-tie kids, shoot priests, rip moms from carpool lines, and terrorize entire otherwise peaceful cities. 🖕 Oh yeah, and release the Epstein files.

It's been over two weeks since #AZ07 decisively elected @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social to represent them in Congress. And yet, Speaker Johnson continues to deliberately delay swearing her in. JOIN US in demanding Johnson swear her in without further delay 👇

If you rename the Department of Defense the Department of War, then bomb fishing boats in the Caribbean, and shoot an unarmed priest in the head with a pepper bullet, you should automatically be barred from receiving the Nobel Peace Prize for the rest of your life.

The random people who called into this C-SPAN session had better questions for Mike Johnson than most corporate media outlets

Megan Thee Stallion, bisexual Grammy-winning rapper was announced as this year's recipient of the Trevor Project's Mental Health Champion Award. The award "recognizes influential public figures who use their platform to advocate for mental health awareness and issues impacting LGBTQ+ young people."

here's today's post: "let’s laugh at the sad loser who didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize" — and let’s congratulate the woman who did. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

Today my daughter's preschool is holding a farewell assembly for one of her classmates whose mother has no choice but to self deport. The school is hoping it will be joyful in tone, so we might make this less upsetting for this 3 year old. There's just no words for the uselessness of this cruelty.

Yes, so embarrassing.

Is there a better indication of how superficial and unhelpful mainstream media has become than that they are cutely musing about whether the domestic terrorist who changed "The Department of Defense" to "The Department of War" will get a Nobel Peace Prize—instead of reporting the fascism/terrorism.

The Peruvian Congress just impeached and removed their president, which their constitution allows for on grounds of “permanent moral incapacity.” The same thing happened to her predecessor, who was impeached and removed for attempting to seize control of Congress and the judiciary.

And the lawsuits will follow promptly. Government shutdowns give presidents no additional authority to dismiss federal workers. We’ll fight these outrageous assaults on civil servants and public services.

“I’m worried about my community… I’m out here in a frog costume to show how ridiculous the notion that we’re violent terrorists is, and showcase how that narrative is wrong…” Serious Q: is it too late to give this dude the Nobel Peace Prize? 🐸 🏆

The actual enemies from within

"After a few moments of laughter..." The No Kings organizers with a fun, tidy response to Mike Johnson's shenanigans.

The inconsistency on back pay is insane. GEFTA clearly requires back pay. But Congress will need to explicitly provide back pay to all furloughed employees because the administration is doing everything in its power not to comply with existing personnel law. federalnewsnetwork.com/government-s...

A restraining order was issued YESTERDAY by a federal judge barring detention of journalists in this district unless they refuse to reposition themselves and are given adequate time to do so, or there’s probable cause they’ve committed a crime.

We've all heard that there is no free lunch. Well, guess what? There is no free 747 either.

A Christianity that is known for its cruelty is a Christianity that no longer knows Christ. "By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another." -Jesus

Amazing what happens when you give the guy a plane

The campaign against “antifa” is about establishing a beachhead for further attacks on speech and assembly rights. We see that today in the effort to preemptively label No Kings protesters as “terrorists.”

Oh yeah. Almost forgot… Release the #EpsteinFiles!

The FCC has no business targeting independent media companies. Protect the First Amendment. Follow the law.

"Trump and members of his cabinet describe “antifa” as a single group, but have presented no evidence of any network responsible for coordinating left-wing violence exists." www.rawstory.com/raw-investig...

Oh, sure, let's have Qatar set up its military bases on American soil--because we're all about America First, amirite?

It is embarassing not to see the BBC pulling up Reform leaders claiming that Nathan Gill was just some fan who got photos taken with Farage - he was an MEP for them & their leader in Wales while taking cash from Russia to act against the UK! Literally the very basics of your job to point this out

Three key points: 1) The admin has been planning mass firings to begin in October since February 2) The work necessary to carry out mass firings is illegal during a shutdown, violating the Antideficiency Act, which carries a criminal penalty 3) This harms America, ridding us of talent and expertise

✊🏾 #ONEV1 #Pinks 🌸 #Voices4Victory

Not sure who needs to hear this but your “physical” isn’t “annual” if you need it twice in six months.

They say Benny Johnson—the fake-journalist face of the Trump administration—is no longer taking cash from the war criminals at the Kremlin via an intermediary as he previously was found to have done, but am I the only one who still has some nagging doubts? Certainly no background check has been done

The secret door.

Still not going away...

EL PASO — a family says ICE showed up at their house looking for migrants and shot and KILLED THEIR DOG, then didn’t help them as the agent ran away and was not identified. kfoxtv.com/news/local/e...

Fed Governor Christopher Waller: "Job growth has probably been negative the last few months. it doesn't look like it's doing much better. I don't hear anybody with big hiring plans."

Roberts Is Just As Responsible For Chump As Chump Is ! Both Have Failed This Country.......

It really feels like they’re trolling our autocrat.

Klobuchar on Trump's failed DM to Bondi: "How many other secret messages are there out there where he told her to do things?

It’s not always easy to spot a hypocrite. Fortunately, Saudi Arabia offers a premium service.

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“The defense secretary underwent a round of cosmetic injections last month.” One insider: “He’s always been full of himself, but lately his ego has been off the charts.”

⚡️ UNCONSTITUTIONAL: Rep. Justin J. Pearson & Rep. Gabby Salinas send letter putting Gov. Bill Lee on notice that his deployment of the National Guard to Memphis violates the TN Constitution. Lawmakers ask Governor for community investments to eradicate poverty instead of military occupation.

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This is the way www.nytimes.com/2025/10/10/u...

live your life in such a way that the entire world doesn't laugh its ass off when you don't get the Nobel Peace Prize

THIS!! 👇👇