this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier

Daemons of the Shadow Realm Ep. 12: Days of our daemon lives When we last left off, we added yet another new face to the cast: Dera's half-brother. So now what?

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The Hundred Line gives you a buttload of characters to use, but I feel like only a handful of them are needed to win every fight. I go fights without touching some of them.

An Observation Log of My Fiancée Who Calls Herself a Villainess Ep. 12: A second denouement After last week's episode, I asked, "What's left?" I guess we gotta have a wedding. Sort of a victory lap for the story, I suppose.

I dropped this game 'cause it was kinda boring, but I guess I might try it again now that it runs properly at 60fps

The Ramparts of Ice Ep. 12: Sadly lacking in ice Ready for another overly dramatic episode about high school life? Boy, I can't wait!

Every time I watch a Silent Hill 2 remake playthrough, if they keep complaining about Maria's new outfit, I instantly lose all interest. It's fine if they dislike it, but just whining over and over about the change is too much for me. I really got no clue why it bothers them so much.

Everything Else: Spring 2026, Week 11 Finally, the power of God and anime are on my side!

Some streams are truly an ADHD induced mess. This vtuber has five animated gifs on her screen ON TOP of her model. It's insane.

FFT patched in some stuff that should've been there at launch. Would I take a NG+ stab at the game? Eh, there are just too many new games to try.

if he's going to keep peddling this bullshit i think he needs to pick a less autistic sport than baseball

I Made Friends with the Second Prettiest Girl in My Class Ep. 11: High fever Like with a lot of other shows this season, I keep asking myself, "Well, what's left?" Maki and Umi are together. Maki unburdened himself to his parents. So now what? Yeah, the couple can start dating, but with two or so…

If Microsoft had found a way to acquire Nintendo, they'd still end up closing them too somehow. Shutting down a studio just a week after showcasing their latest game should be a comedy skit, but it's a depressing reality instead.

you don’t have to wait til a company does layoffs to have an adversarial relationship with it. it is weird to see games journalism do this Lucy and football routine when we all know how these companies work

ppl say politics are getting too ugly, but one of the Texas senate candidates just asked the other candidate out on a date and I think that's kind of cute

Witch Hat Atelier Ep. 12: Perilous spelunking When we last left off, Agott, Richeh and some poor boy are taking an exam where they must guide a bunch of birds through a cave. But of course, it is never as simple as it sounds. And to compound matters, we already know that the Brimmed Caps are…

Five of the kids have strong reasons for not wanting to fight. Oh, I wonder what they are. Turns out one of them just pukes in high pressure situations. And how are we planning on solving that? By making her a FASHIONABLE puke bag. What the hell, man?

The Hundred Line's start has been very slow. I'm stuck in those days where the kids are waiting for Sirei to show up. You have free time, but none of the free time segments are actually interesting.

The Hundred Line making you select your attack first before moving is tripping me up a bit. I feel like every other tactical JRPG game does this in reverse, so my muscle memory is getting in the way.

Every so often, some washed up sitcom dude do this sort of thing where they pretend that they made some truly edgy and controversial comedy that couldn't be made today, and it's just like... you're saying this about THE OFFICE?

And of course, the commanding officer looks like Shinigami from Master Detective Rain Code.

Jesus, The Hundred Line has so many visual and auditory cues from Danganronpa that it feels like I'm just playing some distant sequel.

The Knicks victory is generating so much passion and excitement that if it ran in a primary election, Establishment Democrats would not support it.

peak journalism

Hi, we saw you from across the bar, and we'd like to give you health care.

i created this meme like 4 years ago on twitter and it went super viral and i think i got like 20 death threats. that's how you know i was cooking with this one

I don't like the chamber dungeons. I don't like the crane game. But if I want to get all the heart pieces and seashells, I feel like I have to grapple with them. Ugh.

Compared to Link to the Past, Link's Awakening's map feels somewhat claustrophobic. Very tight corridors like everywhere.

Link's Awakening is so weird. Why are there goombas?

Nothing says ‘freedom’ like burning taxpayer money on dirt bikes at the White House for a billionaire’s birthday party. Bread’s expensive, rent’s worse, but sure, let’s fund a midlife crisis with fireworks and motocross. Peak empire decay. America is not a serious country.

Ah well.

Today, I see a bunch of grown ass adults believe in jinxes.

Someone pointed out that the last three hierophant social link In Persona has had a loved one dying to a car. Damn, it's true...

Daemons of the Shadow Realm Ep. 11: Yap session Alright, we just had one big fight, so you know what that means: an entire episode to talk about what just happened.

I know racism isn't rational, but why do people always do that eyes thing around East Asians? Do they actually think it's funny? "Haha, your eyes are different!" Okay...?

Immediately, I hate the crane game in Link's Awakening. Such a scam.

Just under 7 hours to 100% A Link to the Past going off of my own memory. Now I gotta see how they do it in just 1:22 mins or whatever the speedrun record is.

Yup, got up to Ganon's Tower, so I could conceivably finish in half an hour, then restart the remake of Link's Awakening. Never finished it for whatever reason.

Might even beat Link to the Past in one night.

I've forgotten how brisk Link to the Past is. Have only been playing for a couple of hours, but I've already gotten to the Dark Realm and beaten the Dark Palace there.

*bravely* I might do my job now

Hm, the batteries in my joycons are puffing up. I guess replacement batteries are kinda cheap, but still annoying. Guess I can't just leave them charging in the dock indefinitely.

An Observation Log of My Fiancée Who Calls Herself a Villainess Ep. 11: The heroine finally sees the light We finally find out what happened to Heronia. They had her locked up in a pretty cushy room, but for what exactly? Ah well, let's go through the episode note by note.

The one thing that kills Zelda II for me is how long it takes to talk to anyone. The dialogue crawl is so slow. Talking to NPCs isn't even in the top five things you gotta do in the game, but I can't stand it. I don't wanna sit through it.

Uh, sure...

The one night I have a lot of free time, FFXIV has an emergency maint. Cool.

So tired of blacking out every full moon when I really want to stay up and help the townsfolk hunt for the werewolf

The Ramparts of Ice Ep. 11: The wheels of drama never stop turning When we last left off, Akine introduces herself to Koyuki. Why is this important? She's related to a girl that our MC had had issues with in middle school. I know, I know, middle school is even less of a big deal than high school,…