Toffee + a blanket from the dryer = the comfiest pup ever

That embarrassing moment where a system fault in the transporter buffer mislabels your Uniform Pants as "Unknown Pathogen" and quarantines them during the rematerialisation process..... 🎨 by @danogambler.bsky.social

Oh you're having kinky gay sex? That's cool. I guess. It's definitely not as cool as the chicken parmesan I made.

It started with Toffee demanding some of my caprese salad, but quickly turned into him being snuggly while still demanding belly rubs

This is Boomer. He's deaf so his bark is a little different than most dogs. Still 14/10 (TT: faith_sheer)

I can't believe no one has ever ripped the puppy sprites from Dogz 2005 for the Game Boy Advance Siiigh I have to do everything around here

fucking sobbing over this new channel in the dalamud discord

Would anyone like a burrito?

Got the chance to see the Drag Race Season 18 top 4 live last night in Denver with @rowdyhyena.gay. All of the queens were amazing but getting to see Nini Coco perform in her hometown for the first time since the season and see her finale performance live was truly incredible 😍

Made @rowdyhyena.gay a key lime pie from scratch for his birthday

like ships in the night

HERE IT IS IRREFUTABLE SCIENTIFIC PROOF OF SCRUNK LIP

A Tale of Two Toffees

@shyish.dog and I saw the @dropout.tv Live Improv tour last night and it was incredible. Everyone on the cast was hilarious, we saw Jeremy Colhane without pants, and Vic Michaelis was there! Seriously can't put into words how great it was. Go see it if you can!

Mia Starr showering Mandy Mango with singles is the most group hug play possible and I love her for it

Thank you for 1,900 follows ♥ 🌊 'Brazen Voyage' painted in oil on 24x36" wood panel. ⛵ After an extensive wait, I present my largest painting to date! Thank you for your patience!! From the start, this piece presented near endless challenges, too, many lessons I'll not soon forget.

this one goes out to all my early 2000s no cable tv girlies

Love that SCOTUS issued it's ruling in the conversion therapy case on Trans Day of Visibility Deeply deeply sick people and I hope they never know a second of peace for the rest of their miserable lives #scotus

fuck you roberts fuck you thomas fuck you alito fuck you gorsuch fuck you kavanaugh fuck you barret an extra special fuck you to sotomayor and kagan Ketanji Brown Jackson is the only good justice, the rest deserve nothing but contempt

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i’m a dog

As someone who considers code their form of art, I don't find this line of argument compelling. I've found myself increasingly concerned that AI will destroy my craft in the way it will everyone else's, but this statement assumes that generating code is morally more acceptable (which it's not)

It's a Doggy Dog Bed

Sometimes it's kinda hard to determine exactly what Toffee wants because he yells at you for doing either option

it fucken WIMDY

Toffee Teefs: The Next Generation

While I'm glad I'm no longer on Twitter, I do kinda miss the birthday balloons. Anyways here's some pictures from my incredible birthday dinner

Sometimes I can't resist the urge to jiggle @rowdyhyena.gay's tummy and what better way to do so than via an anime reference? An incredible YCH by @racesolar.bsky.social ❤️

@rowdyhyena.gay made me a heart shaped pizza for Valentine's Day. Definitely our most successful culinary collaboration

I'm not entirely certain what he wants but he certainly wants it a lot

Toffee has claimed the coffee table as his new den, though I don't think he realized that it isn't very private when we can lift the table surface whenever we want

Don’t know who needs to hear this but one of the puppies on the Puppy Bowl this year is named Chappell Bone

@rowdyhyena.gay and I were served an innocent bnuuy instead of the coconut milk pudding we ordered

I love that the new Tomodachi Life includes gender and attraction options. I'm going to populate an island populated solely by gay bears and watch it devolve into madness within minutes x3

The four stages of Feline Starship Captain tolerance. Acceptance Irritation Annoyance Dismemberment Always remember to bring him tea for Acceptance, it's safer :3 🎨 by @hufnaararts.bsky.social

Genuine question. Why are people still censoring words like Patreon on here? I know the hell formerly known as Twitter punished people for it, but I'm not aware of anything like that on Bluesky

Toffee, like all top athletes, knows the importance of proper stretching before and after exercise. Here he is after a grueling bone chewing session getting in his big streches

The new Black Mirror episode was pretty weird

Made cinnamon rolls for Christmas morning. I'm really happy with how they turned out

Finished building the Lego Enterprise-D today! It was a fun build though I now have to figure out where I'm putting this massive thing x3

Our new heat pump isn't working quite right so Mr. Toffee requested and since maintained maximum bundling

They're printing really well so far 🤩

Found out G'raha's VA also plays Fiyero in Wicked and I needed to do a lil doodle of him dancing through life~ #G'raha #FFXIV #Fanart

If you aren't playing Kirby Air Riders like this, you're playing it wrong x3

This magical girl transformation brought to you by Butterfinger Great art of my character by @manlyster.bsky.social!!

With the exception of King of Drag, I have little positive to say about drag competition shows this year. Drag Race especially needs to rethink their current approach

I didn't realize that Fitbit now assigns you a sleep fursona each month if you use the sleep tracking

What do you mean that's me in the corner? That's me in the spotlight, losing my religion?

Happy Halloween from Lt. Cmdr. Cooper Pupperson