Sometimes it's kinda hard to determine exactly what Toffee wants because he yells at you for doing either option

it fucken WIMDY

Toffee Teefs: The Next Generation

While I'm glad I'm no longer on Twitter, I do kinda miss the birthday balloons. Anyways here's some pictures from my incredible birthday dinner

Sometimes I can't resist the urge to jiggle @rowdyhyena.gay's tummy and what better way to do so than via an anime reference? An incredible YCH by @racesolar.bsky.social ❤️

@rowdyhyena.gay made me a heart shaped pizza for Valentine's Day. Definitely our most successful culinary collaboration

I'm not entirely certain what he wants but he certainly wants it a lot

Toffee has claimed the coffee table as his new den, though I don't think he realized that it isn't very private when we can lift the table surface whenever we want

Don’t know who needs to hear this but one of the puppies on the Puppy Bowl this year is named Chappell Bone

@rowdyhyena.gay and I were served an innocent bnuuy instead of the coconut milk pudding we ordered

I love that the new Tomodachi Life includes gender and attraction options. I'm going to populate an island populated solely by gay bears and watch it devolve into madness within minutes x3

The four stages of Feline Starship Captain tolerance. Acceptance Irritation Annoyance Dismemberment Always remember to bring him tea for Acceptance, it's safer :3 🎨 by @hufnaararts.bsky.social

Genuine question. Why are people still censoring words like Patreon on here? I know the hell formerly known as Twitter punished people for it, but I'm not aware of anything like that on Bluesky

Toffee, like all top athletes, knows the importance of proper stretching before and after exercise. Here he is after a grueling bone chewing session getting in his big streches

The new Black Mirror episode was pretty weird

Made cinnamon rolls for Christmas morning. I'm really happy with how they turned out

Finished building the Lego Enterprise-D today! It was a fun build though I now have to figure out where I'm putting this massive thing x3

Our new heat pump isn't working quite right so Mr. Toffee requested and since maintained maximum bundling

They're printing really well so far 🤩

Found out G'raha's VA also plays Fiyero in Wicked and I needed to do a lil doodle of him dancing through life~ #G'raha #FFXIV #Fanart

If you aren't playing Kirby Air Riders like this, you're playing it wrong x3

This magical girl transformation brought to you by Butterfinger Great art of my character by @manlyster.bsky.social!!

With the exception of King of Drag, I have little positive to say about drag competition shows this year. Drag Race especially needs to rethink their current approach

I didn't realize that Fitbit now assigns you a sleep fursona each month if you use the sleep tracking

What do you mean that's me in the corner? That's me in the spotlight, losing my religion?

Happy Halloween from Lt. Cmdr. Cooper Pupperson

Tonight's treat distribution setup

Finally managed to beat Outer Wilds and its DLC. Definitely one of the best games I've ever played (even if the DLC was scary and occasionally annoying)

Such a sleepy guy. Imagine if he had to work or do chores

@rowdyhyena.gay and I made a special dinner tonight from scratch since we've both had a rough few months. See the alt text for a full description :3

Colorado never fails to deliver some of the license plates of all time

He may look sweet and innocent but he's thinking about how he's going to throw a tantrum if you stop giving him belly rubs

Toffee went to the groomers today, became everyone's favorite, and now smells like pumpkin spice x3

Definitely a bummer that Jet Lag All Stars was the worst season they've made so far 😞

The corb heard you had snacks and is approaching your location at high speed 🎥: @gobdad.bsky.social

*looks at camera* Erm, they're right behind me aren't they? Great Halloween themed commission from @carafe.bsky.social!

"Where did my chew go?" - Toffee (possibly)

Toffee's pining for warmer weather

Himalayan cheese chews are the dog version of red-40

is this anything

Toffee's as snug as a bug in a rug

I'm seriously disappointed that @nytimes.com coverage of the conversion therapy case centers on Chiles' experience and narrative without consulting a single queer organization or person who survived it. Absolute journalistic malpractice. I can't even justify staying subscribed for Cooking

Toffee absolutely destroyed his birthday bowl

On Tuesday (10/7) SCOTUS will be hearing arguments in a case challenging Colorado's conversion therapy ban. As a conversion therapy survivor and advocate for the bill, I'm absolutely devastated that this court is hearing the case and the harm that the wrong decision could inflict on queer youth

Look how handsome he is!!!!!!!

As above, so below

Unsatisfied: The Unofficial Toffee Tofferson Autobiography

Toffee has achieved maximum coziness

I've just had the most absurd meal of my life. First off: a perfectly normal mushroom™️