I know my dick and balls aren't too big but it's so annoying I can't find a metal cock ring big enough to fit them apparently? It's so annoying I just wanna be hot

oh no, I'm all alone and naked in a hotel room in macon georgia and I hope no sexy rednecks come in and eat my ass That would be such a shame if it happened

Pokemon Winds and Waves Starters 🌴🌊✨

I'm back in the deep south for the first time since I moved out of Alabama in 2018. I have not missed the humidity.

Quick and dirty meme but you get the point #Pokemon #Pokemon30 #PokemonWindandwaves

So excited for Pokemon gen 10

Professor Juniper

babyfur this kink fascist that You know what absolutely objectively needs to change in furry porn? When artists make horny pokemon cards and just have the absolute worst attack names and costs and effect texts. It's really really bad.

FLAMIGO SUPERIORITY FUCK YOU IF YOU DON'T LIKE FLAMIGO

This is why people like me

Toffee Teefs: The Next Generation

I can also offer this service

While I'm glad I'm no longer on Twitter, I do kinda miss the birthday balloons. Anyways here's some pictures from my incredible birthday dinner

And it looks very very good

Happy birthday to my lovely husband @shyish.dog! Over the past month and a half, I've been working hard to put together this retro gaming setup for him to enjoy! Complete with modded PS2, modded Wii, and a 32" CRT with s-video input. Happy birthday doggo!

rayquaza, groudon and kyogre 🐉🌋🐋 #art #pokemon

I'm glad I dropped out of my PhD

Happy Zelda anniversary, I've never finished a Zelda game. The most I've done is half of Ocarina of Time and 1/3 of Twilight Princess.

this #fcf post is brought to you by the need for me to hear you compliment my balls this is 6" of stretch in case you were curious :) #gaybear #bullballs #ballstretching #lowhangers

Call your house rep and tell them to support HB 2540 which will increase the amount disabled people can save from $2k to $10k and remove the marriage penalty where you lose your only source of income if you get married regardless of how little they make. Switchboard: (202) 224-3121

It's definitely this one

Sometimes I can't resist the urge to jiggle @rowdyhyena.gay's tummy and what better way to do so than via an anime reference? An incredible YCH by @racesolar.bsky.social ❤️

hehe get sat on~

Some days, when I'm feeling very unattractive, I'll look at this picture of @brisket.ad.bull.contact playing with my balls and feel better because honestly my balls look really good here

What if I changed my fursona to be a hyena bull?

This is relevant to my interests That interest is tugging on my balls from the back

Happy fat Tuesday of the horse

When I see people on bluesky say "satisfying pump" there's a legit 50/50 shot they mean they've worked out or they've pumped their genitals, and nearly 100% of the time I can't tell which they mean.

With jeans on; denim is not enough to contain a data package ~

Boy howdy Im rowdy

Christ this is so true, ARR was such a slog but Heavansward and Shadowbringer and Endwalker were really good

Remember to fondle your big friends nuts

Nothing to see here just your typical Colorado weather forecast.

Wanna come over and play PS2?

Happy #MonochromeMonday from a sleepy dog #mcm

If the tagline for this movie isn't "IT'S PUBLISH...OR PERISH!" then what's the point Anyway my therapist thinks I've got trauma from my PhD program

@rowdyhyena.gay made me a heart shaped pizza for Valentine's Day. Definitely our most successful culinary collaboration

Shoutout to fishing in video games That shit rules

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swiveling snom

same PS2 controller same

A chiropractic adjustment like this would maybe not fix me but I think it would help

bite the hand that will not feed

I don't remember this level in Metal Gear Solid

I bought a $15 PS2 from a local store that's closing down in a week. The disc drive doesn't eject and the fan is very loud, but I think I can mod it and make it work. And then I can finally play PS2 games. I've never owned one before.

"but why? don't just tell me what the answer is, tell me why it's the answer"

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