Apparently I don't have enough storage space on my phone for a required update of my banking app. Buh. Evil.

[likely screen reader unfriendly] Null pointer exception in the seriaaaaaliiiiizeeeeer. Help.

If you had asked me as a teen "Someday when you are in your 40s what kind of baffling things do you think the teens of the future will say?" I might have made many guesses but I can tell you right now "Stay hydrated" was not on that list.

The prophecy has been fulfilled 🙏

So apparently I was killing drivers by trying to render a texture of infinite size. ​:neofox_woozy:​

[cw boost, rant about LLMs] Also quoting this so I can pin it. RE: https://hachyderm.io/users/EmilyEnough/statuses/116258821633964028

I just got my first JVM segfault. :3 Are you proud of me? ​:sillycarcollared:​

UI is inherently evil. Source: I'm always right, what do you mean I need to cite a source?

Hyperfocus is great and all, but the lack of any other kind of focus is making it really hard for me to get this project done. Grrrr.

fox surrounded by snowflakes wi…

> I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.

Someone sent me this the other day, I don't know where it's from but... meow. <3

robotgirl failing the field sobriety test (she can't render glxgears)

Another victory against the vile metric system

​:ablobfoxexplode:​

Making an auto-crafting system in Minecraft from basically scratch is going to drive me nuts.

I once again ask laptop vendors to release their pink variants in the high end models too. Thanks.

this image makes me happy on so many levels

When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

"how did you learn to program" i pressed the android version 7 times and became a developer

absolute peak

PSA: The Amazon wishlist doxing threat is much greater and more immediate than folks might realize. Attack works like this: Stalker who wants your address opens an Amazon seller account and lists themselves as a third party seller for any item on your public wishlist. Then, they order the item […]

robotgender gateway drug

One of the ways that LLM-authored code improves productivity is by merely SAYING it does things. It's way faster than the whole time-consuming process of actually doing things. This is real code someone sent to me for review.

You know that “stop forcing AI into fucking everything” graphic that went around on here? I bought the t-shirt. I get a lot of compliments on it. The only negative response was from a friend who works for McKinsey. She read out the “everyone hates it” and said, “do they really, though?” as we […]

Cloudflare's AI chatbot is very useful for what I assume was 100% its intended purpose

Biologically saving documentation stuff still seems like quite a populair method amongst companies. Even though being a retention method which is quite a bit more lossy than its digital equivalents ​:blobfoxcofe:​

stolen with alt :neofox_floof:

I hear it very frequently in my field of work - "you work in IT so why do you not like AI?" Simple. It's low-level IT folk like us that have to often clean up the messes AI makes. I'm tired of re-doing AI-generated KBs to not read like absolute horseshit...and if I hear another "oh i asked […]

Worth repeating: Claims of "AI" democratizing anything (coding, creative endeavors, etc) are always BS. The thing locking out people from doing that is not having the time/resources. You want to democratize coding/art/creativity? Give people paid time off to do it and access to infrastructure […]

mfs be like "born too late to explore the world 😢" does openstreetmap look complete to you? get working

valve announces a new Linux computer in a cube that you can buy and the computer illuminati immediately goes "no, we cannot allow this. prevent everyone from having computers."

You either die a backend creature, or live long enough to see yourself become the frontend dev.

Introducing: a brand new, super fast and easy age verification method Powered by AI (Actual Intelligence) and developed using my CS (Common Sense) degree, this is a 100% privacy preserving age assurance technology, with a false positive rate rate similar to […] [Original post on furry.engineer]

the dutch just fucking ate a prime minister?? lmao how did i not know this.

Is there really no way, in pure Java, to have an interface which may only be implemented by classes that extend a specific class, without requiring that every instance of that class implement the interface? I may actually explode. ​:ablobfoxexplode:​

Good timezone, fedi. I seek opinions from those that play modded Minecraft. Boosts appreciated. If reader has used AE2 before, what was liked/disliked? All feedback appreciated.

thank you microsoft

Good timezone, fedi. I seek opinions from those that play modded Minecraft. Boosts appreciated. If reader has used AE2 before, what was liked/disliked? All feedback appreciated.

that _miiight_ be just a _littttllee_ too big :neofox_floof: (this is the mod)

[helping a new linux user pick out a desktop environment] so do you want the dragons or the gnomes? "what"

introducing: Foxgirl Friday every Friday, you can give a foxgirl you love **$100**. that's right, **one hundred dollars!**

When people say Shakespeare isn't relevant to modern life it's good to have people like Sir Ian around to prove them wrong: