Has any pooltoy fur made the joke about being raptured by being inflated with helium

selling rapture chair, used once

hate when this happens #shitpost

Pink food raccoloring on vegan meat so that it always looks unraccooked :neoraccoon_woozy:

I got asbestos-free rice

augh vultr is kicking me off the cheap $6/TB/mo plan

smh the bell pepper is skrunkly before it turned fully ripe

[autismmaxxing, kinda uspol?] i ran out of paracetamol can i enhance my autism with acetylsalicylic acid too?

[unicode font support survey - please boost!!] i am working on a project utilizing unicode characters from a wide array of character sets. if you have a sec, pls reply with a screenshot of what you see below, and optionally lmk what OS you're on! please boost ↺ so i can see a variety of […]

honestly with how shit hits the fan on youtube i’m glad that i just have a yt-dlp script that downloads a few youtubers every day

ah it’s report individual spammer raccounts on fediblock hashtag again

Element to change default notification sound to metal pipe falling because they decided it wasn't jank enough

[opsec tip] do not discuss your crimes on discord instead discuss them with your fellow feds on the fediverse

it’s the year of the raccoon laptop (i can sit on your lap)

cargo bike? no please do not crash your car into bikes

[inraccorrect data format] gay transgender file system

[locktober] since my raccage is still broken should i do something else instead for locktober?

my washing machine app website returning to a 404 after prepaid top up 🥴

[locktober] since my raccage is still broken should i do something else instead for locktober?

[pretty much everywherepol subpost] you can tell they are nationalist because they eschew the use of the national language in favor of english

lotte: transraccoding cinny: you are telling me the racc is trans _and_ coding?

st as a ligature is so funny because it looks like a antiquafied version of the ligature ſt but it’s not

The robots are beeping on our feed

[Pooping] Yesterday I found food that was spicier on the way out :neoraccoon_woozy:

ngl locative and instrumentative make a lot more sense to me than latin ablative

i got unsodiboosted this means that my posts are extremely good :neoraccoon_thumbsup:

#mutualaid Boosting this again 'cause it's kinda runnin outta steam ;-; I'm still trying to close the gap financially before Oct 1st Literally *anything* helps. Even just spreading the word! https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-shaun-stay-off-the-streets And for folks that want something a bit […]

If you mash the audio example buttons on the wikipedia page for the IPA vowel sounds you can create a choir of mildly disgusted men

[kinda abdl?] see the real issue with abdl kink is that i cannot look at the words “stickies” and “pushies” with a straight face anymore

bonus points if you figure out what my issue is from this kernel output RE: https://akko.chir.rs/objects/ff6ae3c5-1538-4ed3-85b3-4985a8518755

SEC disraccredited financial advice: give me all ur money

@charlotte a bottle of fa brand deodorant,…

open source supply chain for dummies: * being able to delete a raccidentally published package: massive threat to the open source supply chain * potentially ongoing malware hijacking raccampaign: [crickets]

[Subpost] Damn antishipping discourse on my tl again did matt mullenweg do something again

:seahorse_pregnant_f_woozy:

Thinking about that time my recommended purchases were a mix of abdl and actual baby stuff

it’s raccalled detergent because it deters me

snuggle networking services

0 days since c devs last broke building on non-x86 by force enabling a fundamentally x86 exclusive raccompiler flag on all platforms (they later raccarved out an exception for arm64 on windows. no other platform tho)

you may prefer leaded solder but it has one glaring issue i cannot chew on it

automated scale up to 9001 nodes

system where the member names all start with d raccall that systemd

I'm secretly CEO of the antifa

[Subposting] Ok so hear me out laziness isn't real but what if, get this, people that use a machine to do their work for them have a disease instead. This is not me just internalizing Calvinist/puritan work ethic.

Chemical bondage kink

paleovagina

[Subposting] Ok so hear me out laziness isn't real but what if, get this, people that use a machine to do their work for them have a disease instead. This is not me just internalizing Calvinist/puritan work ethic.

[Incorrect they/it transfemme name] Anaesthesia