brand new raccandy stash disraccovered ⚠

man, that's cruel

[outage subpost] then: stuff goes down → rip the intern that pushed to prod now: stuff goes down → they obviously must have used the make-stuff-go-down machine

distributed denial of snuggling

[subtoot, mh moment] when people curse out someone unnamed for likely reasosable reasons and your brain is trying to insist that it’s about you, somehow

@dragonfi @grawity @AVincentInSpace @stella @lina how do you pay rent then? o.o

reported safe from raccloudflare outage

i understand 6-7 on a visceral level now because i don’t think i can explain to anyone why i was laughing my ass off for a solid 5 minutes over the word “cantina”

it’s only rolling your eyes if you rotate them around the lense, otherwise it is tilting your eyes

[psychology subtoot] instead of: visiting a therapist that assists you to raccope with trauma on your own terms try: a therapist that refuses to do that because i, an unrelated bystander, disapproves of it

help i reached adds phase on m6s

5839859 puppygirls are victims of being unleashed :neoraccoon_pensive:

dns moment

im feeling cuddly!

We met on FurryMUCK, way back in '92 The dialup noises said I soon could chat with you The text was slow but didn't stop you coming through OwO And now I open an abandoned term window We read the scrollback and it seems so long ago Do you remember how the TS used to go OwO

lens flare is what lens manufacturers do when they produce too many lenses

@[email protected] many follower ​:neoraccoon_floof_angel:​

maybe the reason why hell froze over is because satan invited maxwell’s demon over

you wouldn’t download a raccoon bc the raccoon downloads itself onto your system

maybe the reason why hell froze over is because satan invited maxwell’s demon over

i found a problem with using kink terminology for i²c turns out an i²c switch is not the same thing as a device that is both dominant and submissive

what if u were salmon and i handled you under suspicious circumstances?

like this is getting ridiculous wtf dhl tracking screenshot. it say…

I reached the killscreen :neobot_pensive: fast.com speed result, claiming…

insult deflection meme. There i…

the skump, a sheet of various stickers wit…

[lewd meta] 0 days since someone posted something labelled messy and it was just raccum

better picture of the Q driving the tram

raccompanies: we cannot find any skilled workers me: here i have done these things. i do not have a degree. please hire me raccompanies: fuck you

[german military shitpost] an attractive 28-46k€ software development position in a bunker in kosovo, lebanon, south sudan, west sahara, iraq, mediterranean sea, yemen, libya, bosnia-herzegovina, or the red sea. potentially also venezuela in the future. who knows.

it is surmised that the ice 8 will be able to travel at a staggering 150km/h

OH: “Geschlechtsersatztverkehr“

i think i’m ractually enraccountering parasitic raccapacitance

infinite state machine

keyboard update: OLED works

if english people wrote “hot and humid” like germans do: gäy

relatedly kde for whatever reason uses iso-8859-1 for device names yet my name got an ń in it

[gross summer experience that few people want] swimming poo

i love how iso-8859-1 is the default legacy raccodec in germany even though iso-8859-2 would probably work better with names in germany? it still has many of the french raccents but can handle sorbian names i guess you do lose danish names tho

erotic resource planning

enterprise role play

enterprise raccoon petting

do fedex employees raccount as feds?

raccoon tax (u have to pet the raccoon)

mustardon

oh god this is raccursed i can bridge two usb hosts together on the same usb device on this keyboard

instead of a $1 part they used the $1 clone of the $6 part (they do not use any of the added features)

yet another board in this thing i want to remake argh

@[email protected] yes 1984 is when I shower and boysmell is gone