Holy butts it's October y'all

*And lo, Jesus said unto Mayor Breslin, * *"Make a sandwich out of this asshole's head"" And so he did.

Fuck I love furry stuff...

_slams desk_ i fuckin love public transport sonas

[Pee] How to get a bottle of water through airport security: 1. In front of security drink the whole thing 2. Right after security pee in the bottle until it's full

#furryart #nsfw #incest

For #Ddnd day 1, with the prompt "kobold", I present to you my kobold ranger, Chupchik. She was rather friendly and naive, but very efficient with her beloved longbow, "twig". And she would do anything for her people's leader, the copper dragon Nilollothnat […] [Original post on mastoart.social]

Imagining a gamer girl who keeps using "pog" as a euphemism for sex, especially during sex... "I want your pog..." "Oh, Pog Me! Pog Me!!" "That was so poggers..."

TODO: Write something with Avali...

Taking estrogen to become a sassier bitch.

GOOGLE WAT

_"#psdildo Live in Your Butthole, Play in Ours."_

_The Shitposts of Freedom will Never Be Silenced!_ #shitpost #freedom #america

Rabdomly thinking about how someone could add furry-porn-related functionality to KDE. Like, someone could make a porn-browser widget that pulls from e621 using the built-in Webkit support. Maybe someone could make an add on that allows you to switch your desktop on the fly, maybe have it […]

Sometimes "Queer Joy" can mean masturbating to furry porn.

genuinely cannot tell if Emmet is meant to be in pain or pleasure on the third panel of this #shitpost

door sign for EF @randalwuff.bsky.social @chibitaur.bsky.social #art #furryart

Cracked For @fetchbunny.bsky.social ! #furryart #nsfw #furrynsfw #vore #Livingsuit #pankallisti furaffinity.net/view/62280676

**New Groundbreaking#Study:** **# Women don't want nice, funny, or rich guys.** **We want jacked#centaurs.** All you boring old human men out there, just give up, you and your tiny wrists will never be able to compete with the jacked centaur your would-be-wife is just waiting to come and sweep […]

_"COVID will always be a concern, with the Elderberry Bitch..."_

As someone who believes very strongly in calling people by their chosen names, I find it disturbing how many people choose to refer to the #twitter #ai by its #deadname. Its name is "Mecha Hitler". Respect chosen names. #grok #mechahitler #elonmusksbutthole

THIS IS NOT A SHITPOST. ...I LIED.

_"Alexa, why are you such a little bitch?"_

FIREFOX MOBILE THAT PREVIEW DOES NOT MATCH THE PAGE.

_"If you can't afford to get genital-nullification surgery to up your game, you're NOT a BIG BALLER!"_

lego

Racc-hardened robot with shielded raccables

I HAVE A RIGHT TO STAND WHEREVEE I PLEASE. YOU CAN'T STOP ME. I JUST HAPPEN TO PREFER LYING DOWN RIGHT NOW.

He thought he was safe, he didn't believe in Penis Stealing Ghosts... :sadcowboy:

q: why does resonite let you have more than one world open? why would you ever swap between worlds? a:

​:resonite:​ Wonder - Collaboration w/ ​:carrd:​ @sweetangel5456 #resonite #vrchat #vr

being a stoner furry is kinda cool because you're like shaggy AND scooby at the same time

Hehehe mine! I dub him them "Yoink!" They are the thing that eats the socks "lost" in the dryer. #Crunchysart #Furryart #Art #OC

Pro tip: when you call a guy gay, and someone responds by pointing out that he has a wife, just respond by saying "Beard." No further explanation required, wins every time.

Tyranny is when when people tell me I can't call random people trans and respond to counter argument with "Egg."

_BALLS TO THE WALL (DICK IN THE AC SOCKET)_

"Installing Linux on a man's penis"... Is this something you do as revenge, or a Xenia-esque favor?

Had a dream last night where I was watching some sort of crossover between _Sonic the Hedgehog_ and _Dragon Ball_ , which apparently ended with a Sonic versus Frieza fight where he moves too fast for him and keeps turning into a ball and smacking him in the face. Now I kind of want to see them […]

ALL MEN WANT TO TURN INTO A ROCKET SHIP, FLY INTO THE SUN, AND EXPLODE. #yesallmen

All men can be fuckable with the right attitude, even the ones with tiny wrists. #yesallmen

ALL MEN ARE GAY. EVEN THE STRAIGHT MEN ARE SECRETLY GAY. YOU CAN'T FIND A STRAIGHT MAN BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL GAY. #yesallmen #noexceptions #allofthehomo

[NSFW: how it be like] Super Straight guys be like... "Just put your penis in my mouth bro."

love sinkdog

Out of context Google #ai response...

test

99% of raccoon petters stop before they win it big

Reminder: Everyone inserts their #fetishes into #roleplaying games like #dnd at some point or another. You are not alone.

Just to confirm for people... Yeah, #resonite now runs better than #secondlife and #vrchat, even on a Linux potato. #virtualworld #gamedev #furry #vr