Thinking about age-gates and skill-gates. You can't buy alcohol until you are old enough. You can't get an amateur radio licence until you pass a skills test. You can't drive until you pass a skills test, which can only be taken after a specific age. What other things are only […]

Ok. Nearly 4am. Time to return to my #monsterdon interrupted nap. g'night

Part of the reason that Dorcon never became as powerful as Minos is because everyone snickered every time he proclaimed. "I am the great an powerful Dorcon!" #monsterdon

Who can forget Roger Larry's touching performance as "The Friend." #monsterdon

Not a beach. Beach. #monsterdon

"Begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism" #monsterdon

When the bathing suits are still too much fabric, the gods will demand pasties. #monsterdon

dude, let's get wrecked! this'll make you _real_ dumb, it's great, try it #Monsterdon #theincredibleherc

At least now we know why all the acting is so wooden. Thanks to science (?) they have done away with all emotion. #monsterdon

Science! #Monsterdon

Curse you and your sudden, but inevitable trap door. #monsterdon

He is taking in all the scenery of the labyrinth of Minos. He is taking the Minos-tour. #monsterdon

Seventh moon? #Monsterdon

"Herc, Herc, you're coming in too fast." "It's just like bullseyeing womprats in my T-16 back home." #monsterdon

Ok, what is growing out of Circe’s crotch? Costume designer is on crack. #Monsterdon

They sure are playing fast and loose with mythology here. It’s confusing, and very on brand for #Monsterdon

All the women characters basically have a bathing suit and some accessories as a costume. #monsterdon

Could I see it.. grow a little bit? That's what she said. #monsterdon

Hercules Bubbles. We work hard so you don't have tooooooo #monsterdon

You will accompany my daughter. This is no easy task. She is such a bore. She will talk your ear off. #monsterdon

Your highness... There is still the bonus round, where all the prizes are doubled, but the questions are much harder. #monsterdon

🦖#monsterdon 🎞️ ⁉️ DEMI-TRIVIA 💪 🫦 An R-rated script was written for Hercules, and when Ferrigno read it, he burst into Golan's office, threw the document into the trash, and said it was a "piece of shit". 👶 So a family-friendly script was started. Nobody wanted to fight an award-winning […]

#monsterdon right, you don’t have a house bc you just burned it down

Lou Ferrigno is not much of an actor, but he’s really trying, bless his heart. #Monsterdon

And thus, Mothra, defender of Earth was born. #monsterdon

Hercules mom: “Hey put on a shirt! What will the neighbors say? We raised you better than that!” #Monsterdon

It was called... Time And Relative Dimension in Space, or the TARDIS... Wait. Wrong movie. #monsterdon

Baby Hercules grew up on that little boat, becoming friends with the fishes of the river... #monsterdon

Baby Herc on his boat is going to sail past Boromir's boat going the other-- (whoops, wait, wrong mythos) #Monsterdon

This movie needs a superimposed testosterone meter on the right. Like a big thermometer. #monsterdon

This thief is so good, he can shoot them with one eye closed. #monsterdon

🦖#monsterdon 🎞️ ⁉️ DEMI-TRIVIA 💪 Virtually all actors in tonight's feature were dubbed, and mostly by the same three voice actors. #hercules1983

Hercules never had any children. I think we can see why. #monsterdon

"Then there was Earth. And on Earth there was life everywhere..." Except this film. There was life everywhere but this film. #monsterdon

special effects courtesy Aweseom Van Paintings Ltd (1979) #Monsterdon #theincredibleherc

Very explod-ey darkness there, movie. #Monsterdon

I never saw this when it came out. But when I was a teenager, **Golan and Globus** was the mark of... _quality_? _Ninja III: The Domination_ is hysterical with a modern perspective. Especially the idea that Lee Van Cleef, at like 75 years old, was some kind of "Master Ninja" #monsterdon

You get in the taxicab. And he goes to a drive through and orders a combo meal. And you say "but you are supposed to be driving me to my destination" "This is important for national security" he says. Instead of just getting out and walking away you sit there while he orders his combo meal […]

Absolute garbage article out of Dark Reading. Here’s the chronology: 1. Headline that implies “perfection” was what people might expect 2. An opening paragraph “it was introduced last week, but it may be too early to call it as disruptive”. Who cares? What does it do? 3. It says it scans […]

It’s a little hard to see, but you can catch it if you squint. This video is playing on a big display at Sixt, the car rental place. It shows a BMW driving down the road. Standard car ad stuff. Rather than film a British car (right hand drive) driving on […] [Original post on infosec.exchange]

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Make America Global Anathema #trump #uspol

Anslopic? macOSlop? Slopforce? Cislopco? Palo Slopo? SlopenAI?

Funny thing about spending time in #scotland. I’m always the wrong temperature. If I go outside, it’s chilly. I put on a jumper and a jacket. If I come in, it’s warm. I’m either sweating or looking for a place to put the jumper and the jacket. I was on the train earlier and there was a Scot […]

Those of you travelling by train to #cardiff for #TootWales today, please be aware it is mandatory to say/whisper/scream "Tŵt Tŵt" as you leave the station. Thank you in advance for your compliance.

I went to all this trouble to bring the correct power adapter to the UK. I set up my laptop for charging last night, and when I woke up the laptop was completely discharged. I don’t understand why electricity doesn’t work in this country. Can anyone see what’s wrong?

The #anthropic and US Government conflict is larger than you think https://privacyinternational.org/news-analysis/5739/anthropic-and-us-government-conflict-larger-you-think #politics #ai #privacy #surveillance

Important documentary about the business titans of our time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4Upf_B9RLQ

“Your call is muy importante. It will be answered by una computadora estúpida, in approximately cinco minutes.” It’s the Saturday Night Live skit “¿Que Hora Es?” brought to life by AI. https://apnews.com/article/washington-dol-spanish-accent-ai-3a1b8438a5674c07242a8d48c057d5a3