I’m a dual UK/US citizen. I honestly can’t tell these days from the headlines which right-wing news is from which country. The only difference appears to be that one has religious nutcases and guns. #uspol #ukpol #fascism

"Look out, Mittens is powering up!" #caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

Goodbye and good riddance 🇬🇧 And don’t come back

The realtor was right. Putting a white woman a the plinth in the bay window really increases the curb appeal. #monsterdon

I had the time of my life! #Monsterdon

What was the Creature doing? Some kind of Reiki through the porthole???? #Monsterdon

Well that escalated quickly #Monsterdon

OMG if they say Devonian one more time, i'm gonna lose it #Monsterdon

When do we get to the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance? #Monsterdon

I missed a lot of film making this meme. #monsterdon

hi hi hi hi hi hi lady hi hi whups my mom's calling #Monsterdon #blacklagoon1954

Aaand now, more swimming #Monsterdon

That's a weird looking rock he just picked up. I'm starting to think this joker has no idea what he's doing. #Monsterdon

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming #Monsterdon

"Who eats rocks?" "People who get recipes from AI" #monsterdon

Ah yes, the "rock test" will prove everythibng. #Monsterdon

The botched geology is driving @steggy nuts the way bad cyber hacking drives me crazy in films. #monsterdon

Is that a speargun or were you just enjoying watching us kiss? #monsterdon

Science people sciencing science things scientifically. #monsterdon

Looks like some Riggor Morris over there. #Monsterdon

Dude, this is NOT anythig like the Devonian. Jeez. #Monsterdon

Damnit Jim, I'm a scientist, not a fortune teller! #Monsterdon

Capitalism has entered the chat. #monsterdon

“Honey? I left my sunglasses down by the water. Will you go get them for me?” “No” https://eigenmagic.net/@weirdestate/115114641946596130

"This move is called 'Brother in law does the Macarena at the wedding'" #kungfusat

That's right, buddy. Duck or grouse. #kungfusat

He confused leopard with panther i guess #kungfusat

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!" #kungfusat

Wait. Does everyone think she's a boy? I'm kung-fused. #kungfusat

Everybody is kung fu fighting! #kungfusat

But...how did they train her without showing us a training montage? #kungfusat

The subtitles said "Whoever's kung-fu is the most good will be considered the best." Yes, that is how this works. #kungfusat

I love how they are inserting random noises everywhere. lol #kungfusat

I'm enjoying this opening Kung Fu set during the credits. #kungfusat

Mediocre Mike #boreamovieorshow #HashtagGames

I didn’t know who he was until today. He sounded like a complete douchebag. At least he died the way he lived.

Special election today in my congressional district to replace our Congressperson who died in office. I flipped off the two middle aged ladies in the Republican tent who tried to talk to me on the way in to the polling station. They were a bit shocked, but I’m a middle aged woman too and they […]

I just got my Covid vaccine. I had to get a handwritten prescription from my doctor, which was a pain in the butt, but I was able to get the vaccine at my local pharmacy.

So help me, I laughed #shitpost #meme #distractedboyfriend

planet got the zoomies! #monsterdon

what you need are some everlasting fogstoppers #Monsterdon #manfromplanetx

will you two stop flirting and get jump-scared by an alien monster already? #monsterdon

Those credits were riveting. #Monsterdon

#crossstitch #crafts Not a 100% finish, but I completed my goal which was to finish 1/4 of this C.O.U.S. (Cross stitch of unusual size). This is a project that will probably take another year to complete, the #finishorfrogalong gave me the push I needed to complete to this progress milestone!

Posing for #caturday.

I did a search and both of my books are in the list of pirated works. (In fact one appears to have been printed in Chinese. I didn’t know that). So, assuming $3000 per book, lawyers take 1/3, maybe there’s $4K coming my way in the distant future? If so, I will do the same thing I did with the […]

One of the ways that LLM-authored code improves productivity is by merely SAYING it does things. It's way faster than the whole time-consuming process of actually doing things. This is real code someone sent to me for review.

In the seconds between these shots, Odin tried to catch his tail in his teeth to groom it and slipped off the couch. #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon

The frame hasn’t arrived, so it’s not cleaned and stretched, but it is finished! The overall design is my own, but the phrase is from a bumper sticker, the alphabet is from StardustAndStitching on Etsy and I morphed several pixel art Enterprises for the ship […] [Original post on mastodon.art]

The right to protest is as American as apple pie. Fuck this. Alarm after FBI arrests US army veteran for ‘conspiracy’ over protest against Ice https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/sep/02/fbi-arrest-us-army-veteran-ice-protest #trumpkillsamerica #republicansownthis #americanfascistparty […]