How the hell did I go to school for 6 hours a day!? 2 hour lecture is somehow more exhausting.

Can’t wait to start calling any pro-AI relatives apostates.

I think it should count as a hate crime if a coworker tries to talk to you on your break while you are clearly trying to watch Youtube

D’OH!

I keep waking up at like 6am despite sleeping around 1am this sucks I hate this for me.

This is like the inverse of the Allied plan to dose Hitler with estrogen

me 😩 It just takes a lot of psychic energy to commit to starting a new show when I can just watch something familiar! 😩

sorry to bring this back but

talented at: accidentally liking posts while lurking

Having strong opinions on things sucks. I really wish I didn’t care lol

Our Blessed Homeland vs Their Barbarous Wastes but it's My Beloved Characters vs Their Glup Shittos

Sorry, only massive faggots are allowed to follow my account ✋🚫

Fucker Has Nerve To Be 22 Years Old

Guys love to hold up a big camera and take a big photo and then say "What a scoop!!!"

Parrying depression with horniness: it kind of works?

I have great opinions actually. Some of the best.

I think I've excepted I'm never gonna get to uni on time for morning labs. If I want to get there with a hour buffer(I use public transport, so that's if there is ever a delay) I have to wake up at 5:30, which is just early enough that I can't tell if I actually fell asleep or not. I feel like shit.

My calf decided to spasm right as I was getting out of bed, so now it's sore and I have a bit of a limp. Wheee. Well I guess at least I have a decent excuse to stay inside all day

Currently watching Utopia, and a comedy has never made me as sad/angry at the end of every episode quite like it. I highly recommend.

Reason no# 500490331 why Gen AI sucks. It's infected the background images to Nightcore tracks on Youtube

I personally think that if you fall asleep on a train you should get bludgeoned to death with hammers, especially if you take the aisle seat.

You gotta be kidding me

this is my favorite episode, so if you don't like it I'm legally allowed to kill you with a gun

Really ought to have some kind of moratorium on The Horrors tbh. It's a bit much.

and the last pokemon in the series! It was fun drawing all the eeveelutions hehe 🍂

holy fuck

Genuinely, I can respect people don’t like this but I’m tired of hyperbolic takes and gatekeepery nonsense. Use more “I” statements. “I don’t like it” = a pat on the back and a nod seeing why that could be “This sucks and real Magic fans hate it” = eye roll and a block. You aren’t worth talking to

Getting guilt tripped by Big Tech sucks. It's like the SAW puppet tricycling up to you with big puppydog eyes going "Y-y-you didn't wanna pway my widdle game?" 🥺

I feel pretty safe in saying there’s never been a magic topic in my time that’s been more split than this (hybrid). While “all opinions are held”, they tend to not be held this evenly.

The new discord changes is just showing the world what is like being Australian.

I hate the app. The app is my enemy. I never want to do anything on the app ever. Let me do it on the computer

My 4yo: “And den Ghost-Spider calls Skye from PAW Patrol to be a helper for the Lightfury!” A sophisticated online persona: “The Fortnite-ification of playtime. Play slop.”

have you ever had enough

We fucking won.

it's in the public domain now. We could publish this

This is an excellent analogy, because my recollection from grade school is that the pen on the right looks fun and exciting, and then you play with it for a few minutes and realize it's not actually useful for anything and in fact makes some tasks more cumbersome, and never think about it again.

Same vibe (Loud video)

wow ok the king's horses actually figured out how to put humpty dumpty together again an— oh come on, he's climbing right back up that wall. god damn it, what an asshole. you can tell the horses are furious with him

i know it stings to come up with a plan for "twitter but for credulous tech troglodytes" only to have the great lord of the tech troglodytes buy the actual twitter and eat your entire lunch and the table it was on while the old and gay rats beneath flee to your half-finished table. but it's funny

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