So Bluesky’s moderation is completely busted, right? I’ve seen countless holes & poles uncensored, but shirtless guys are getting censored.

idle Pokémon battle animations be like

I’m glad I’m not the only one like this 🤡

Born to take nudes and top twinks Forced to work a 9-5

Deleting your ChatGPT account just to sign up for Claude isn’t the flex you think it is

They should do a version of the Traitors, but there’s actually no traitors. Alan just gets to pick who is eliminated every night.

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I will be officially too old for Snapchat this Friday. Account deletion pending 😇

Sometimes instead of closeups of bulges and male asses, my Instagram explore page exclusively shows me food

good morning

Every time I read “BIPOC”, my fucked up brain auto interprets it as “bisexual person of color” 😭

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meow #TheTraitorsUS

find yourself a man who looks at you the way tara lipinski looks at johnny weir

I think if I’m single by the time I’m 30, I should just call it quits 😂

I’ve asked this before, but partnered bloomfs, where did you meet your partners? I’m tired of feeling like expired leftovers on the dating apps 💔

Thinking of her today

I have yet to type a single character into the search bar and this is what TikTok suggests for me 😭

I just woke up from a dream where I went to visit family, but I couldn’t wear any of the pants I brought because I had gained so much weight while spending time with family. Also, somehow the only underwear I brought was a bunch of jockstraps.

Sorry to be a hoe on a Sunday, but I could use a load inside me rn

Can I post something wild?

Goodbye to a great actress 😎

Flirting with him again, but except this time I’m at Magic Kingdom and have to hide my boner from the other visitors 🫠

Apparently there are lots of penises on snap stories when it snows 🥵

🩷💜💙

Currently laying over in Denver, wishing I was getting laid by the many, sexy bloomfs that live here.

Ok I thiiiiiiink I may have found a new pair that is similar enough shape/size-wise. I fear it might give NikkieTutorials hair reveal if they end up working out 😂

The glasses frames I’ve worn for almost a decade were discontinued, so now I’m being forced to find a new pair 😭

Michael Rapaport is so fucking disgusting.

Anyone born in the 1900s should get a senior discount

Meanwhile in Canada

The pricing is actually fucking insane

I was dreading going to work this week, but then I remembered that the Animal Crossing: New Horizons Nintendo Switch 2 Edition Upgrade Pack for the Nintendo Switch 2 family of systems drops this week 😱

imagine a better world

delete your account!!!! 😇 like just get rid of that shit

Rebecca Black singing “Fame is a Gun” 🫦

Ok so when the Animal Crossing update comes out in 10 days, do I delete all my nudes?? Or??

Feeling cheeky 😊

Last night I had too many cocktails that I couldn’t remember the name “Bad Bunny”. I could remember his real name, Benito, though 😩

my new year’s resolution is to get hotter.

No thoughts today 🍑

Who knew my affinity for c*ck would be so strong

Not doing the voice reveal trend because one time a cute guy asked me to send him a voice memo, and he immediately replied, “You sound gay.” 🤡

Breaking my 2-week hiatus from posting on Bluesky to say that because I need to do laundry, I’m wearing a jockstrap. Basically, nothing has changed.

Flirting with this beautiful twink

Rockstar co-founder Dan Houser compares AI to 'mad cow disease' and says execs pushing it aren't very creative people 🎙️ Virgin Radio UK

I made this same pie this year and it turned out even better BUT I forgot to take a picture of it 🫠

Fuck this turkey makes me wanna vogue

Simple 5-ingredient recipe. First, start with the following 15 spices…

I cant wait for my first meal of the day, a giant tub of movie theater popcorn 🥰