I just saw a Tucker Carlson video where I agreed with every word he said 🫠

Woke up feeling like my brain was scrambled 🤪

Mom come pick me up I’m scared

I’m scared to admit this, but Enya might be in my Apple Music Replay at the end of the year.

I remembered what day it is tomorrow… and now I can’t stop thinking about eating so many bloomfs’ beautiful butts 😮‍💨

Oh no I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me 😵‍💫

Ready for your #FCF

I have to wake up and look at gay smut online bc if I just looked at the news I’d simply lose my mind.

motherquake of biblical proportions

I can’t stop mispronouncing PinkPantheress as PinkPantherses 🫠

Thank you all for your kind words last night. I appreciate you all 🥹

Lil guys

This is an ad I got on Instagram for *checks notes* TikTok??

Woke up feeling like my brain was scrambled 🤪

From anonymous

The “vegan plus bacon” mindset allowed me to workout tonight even though I wasn’t feeling it 100% 😭

I haven’t beaten the horny allegations today 😩

Do you want the house tour?

Apropos of nothing 😇

Bluesky’s been funky all day. Where else am I supposed to post about it snowing today even though it was almost 90° earlier this week??

How it feels trying to load Bluesky today:

Oh no I have a little fever :( It’s either from eating ass or from going to the gym consistently for the first time in my life the last few weeks 😩

Oops! This time I’ve been busy playing Pikmin 4.

My tight hole just made a DL guy cum in less than 2 minutes 😳

Ok, but you can tell it’s fat, right? #FCF

Good: The barista gave me my coffee for free today because I come so often. Bad: I come so often. Sad: The barista was a straight woman.

computer, who made me super gay and horny?

Be honest. Is putting “🏳️‍🌈 from Salt Lake City” in your bio kinda faggy?

Wearing a thong today just to feel something. I hope you enjoy this unhinged skeet amongst all the bullshit happening ✨

homophobic family texting you happy easter

Sorry I haven’t been on Bluesky much this week, I’ve been busy playing Merge Mansion.

rupaul just couldn’t stop at fracking

Spring in Utah is fun because it will be 90° one day and now, just three days later, it’s snowing.

My fridge died in the middle of the night and all my groceries I just bought two days ago went bad 🥰

Happy hump day boys. Shocked I left this lewd up? Same 🥰

computah make him text me back

Sunburnt 🤡

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series

Have y’all ever been on Feeld, because what the fuck??

me watching the last 5 mins of drag race

Just sitting in shock after drag race

Catching up on the bsky discourse tonight like 🫪

TMZ asks followers to take photos of Congress members enjoying spring break following nationwide airport delays: “While TSA workers are wondering how they will pay their bills, Congress members will be vacationing for spring break […] Send it to TMZ so we can properly put them on BLAST.”

I’ve been in my flop era since 1996 🤪

Today’s WFH attire 😇 (Thong Thursday is a thing right?)

I got a couple thongs in the mail last night 👀

I’m embarrassed that I’ve even been thinking about reaching out to a man who doesn’t even want me 🤡

Love that I'm just out here doing my own thing and not giving a fuck