Emmett
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• Full-time software engineer • Part-time clown 🤡
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Tonight was cute 😊
about 1 year ago
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So Bluesky’s moderation is completely busted, right? I’ve seen countless holes & poles uncensored, but shirtless guys are getting censored.
about 14 hours ago
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it’s ya boi Nixo
2 days ago
idle Pokémon battle animations be like
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I’m glad I’m not the only one like this 🤡
4 days ago
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Born to take nudes and top twinks Forced to work a 9-5
6 days ago
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Deleting your ChatGPT account just to sign up for Claude isn’t the flex you think it is
6 days ago
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They should do a version of the Traitors, but there’s actually no traitors. Alan just gets to pick who is eliminated every night.
9 days ago
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10 days ago
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I will be officially too old for Snapchat this Friday. Account deletion pending 😇
14 days ago
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Sometimes instead of closeups of bulges and male asses, my Instagram explore page exclusively shows me food
18 days ago
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señorita awesome updates ✨
19 days ago
good morning
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Every time I read “BIPOC”, my fucked up brain auto interprets it as “bisexual person of color” 😭
19 days ago
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🥰🥰
19 days ago
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julia
24 days ago
meow
#TheTraitorsUS
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valentine
24 days ago
find yourself a man who looks at you the way tara lipinski looks at johnny weir
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I think if I’m single by the time I’m 30, I should just call it quits 😂
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25 days ago
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I’ve asked this before, but partnered bloomfs, where did you meet your partners? I’m tired of feeling like expired leftovers on the dating apps 💔
25 days ago
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Mutual I'm Sure
29 days ago
Thinking of her today
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I have yet to type a single character into the search bar and this is what TikTok suggests for me 😭
about 1 month ago
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I just woke up from a dream where I went to visit family, but I couldn’t wear any of the pants I brought because I had gained so much weight while spending time with family. Also, somehow the only underwear I brought was a bunch of jockstraps.
about 1 month ago
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Sorry to be a hoe on a Sunday, but I could use a load inside me rn
about 1 month ago
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Can I post something wild?
about 1 month ago
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Goodbye to a great actress 😎
about 1 month ago
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Flirting with him again, but except this time I’m at Magic Kingdom and have to hide my boner from the other visitors 🫠
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about 1 month ago
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Apparently there are lots of penises on snap stories when it snows 🥵
about 1 month ago
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🩷💜💙
about 1 month ago
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Currently laying over in Denver, wishing I was getting laid by the many, sexy bloomfs that live here.
about 1 month ago
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Ok I thiiiiiiink I may have found a new pair that is similar enough shape/size-wise. I fear it might give NikkieTutorials hair reveal if they end up working out 😂
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about 1 month ago
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The glasses frames I’ve worn for almost a decade were discontinued, so now I’m being forced to find a new pair 😭
about 2 months ago
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Michael Rapaport is so fucking disgusting.
about 2 months ago
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Anyone born in the 1900s should get a senior discount
about 2 months ago
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Are you mad at me?
about 2 months ago
Meanwhile in Canada
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The pricing is actually fucking insane
about 2 months ago
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I was dreading going to work this week, but then I remembered that the Animal Crossing: New Horizons Nintendo Switch 2 Edition Upgrade Pack for the Nintendo Switch 2 family of systems drops this week 😱
about 2 months ago
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lerrrgan
about 2 months ago
imagine a better world
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Chad
2 months ago
delete your account!!!! 😇 like just get rid of that shit
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Rebecca Black singing “Fame is a Gun” 🫦
2 months ago
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Ok so when the Animal Crossing update comes out in 10 days, do I delete all my nudes?? Or??
2 months ago
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Feeling cheeky 😊
2 months ago
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Last night I had too many cocktails that I couldn’t remember the name “Bad Bunny”. I could remember his real name, Benito, though 😩
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2 months ago
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valentine
2 months ago
my new year’s resolution is to get hotter.
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No thoughts today 🍑
2 months ago
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Raphael
2 months ago
Who knew my affinity for c*ck would be so strong
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Not doing the voice reveal trend because one time a cute guy asked me to send him a voice memo, and he immediately replied, “You sound gay.” 🤡
3 months ago
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Breaking my 2-week hiatus from posting on Bluesky to say that because I need to do laundry, I’m wearing a jockstrap. Basically, nothing has changed.
3 months ago
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Flirting with this beautiful twink
3 months ago
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Culture Crave 🍿
3 months ago
Rockstar co-founder Dan Houser compares AI to 'mad cow disease' and says execs pushing it aren't very creative people 🎙️ Virgin Radio UK
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I made this same pie this year and it turned out even better BUT I forgot to take a picture of it 🫠
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3 months ago
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Fuck this turkey makes me wanna vogue
3 months ago
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Simple 5-ingredient recipe. First, start with the following 15 spices…
4 months ago
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I cant wait for my first meal of the day, a giant tub of movie theater popcorn 🥰
4 months ago
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