he lives

Healers in m10s

me: I can open bluesky for a second. It's not like there will be a penis or a whole ass on my timeline The person behind me in line at Chipotle:

M11 took 2 pulls. Easy fight for little babies

Beetle & Sushi 211 - 212 - 213 - 214

my friend was dead for like a whole minute and this was their parse. crazy

If you think about it, anywhere that sells drinks is the pee store

I WAS SELLING 60 PIZZAS IN FFXIV FOR MONTHS AND NOBODY WOULD BUY THEM AND I JUST GAVE UP CHECKING ON THEM THEN OUT OF CURIOSITY I CHECK TODAY AND I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS

If you think about it, anywhere that sells drinks is the pee store

Nobody else at this party knows that electrope has many uses

no one ever talks about how if you feel like shit one of the best things to fix that is just be like. competent at something. simply do something right and suddenly hey maybe everything doesn't suck

What, are you supposed to be some kind of, "Red Mage"? Oh fuck nevermind my bad my bad

there's still like 12 hours tho

Gonna start locking buff jobs out of my parties so I'm allowed to use my xenoglossies however I want

guy who thought he might clear the tier this week when real life says uh uh

waiting for my chud archipelago teammates to get me checks for wind waker so im playing dles instead

If you doubted my ability to beat a joke into the ground I am currently proving you wrong

calm boggle nerves, gobbieflock watching

Everything Burns if it was about the Alexander Raid series: Never had a choice Never let the Gobs win

*youth pastor voice, pointing at the sky* the one true dev is ALWAYS in chat

There was an "influencer" who "went live" after being entombed for three days. But you kids probably haven't heard of him

Everything Burns - Mr Smithers

Never had a CHOICE Never had an OPTION

i promise im a good healer i promise

any statics need a healer. wouldn’t mind getting back into savage tbh

The Gae Bowser Shop Theme www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXKY...

Dude I Heard This Star is Intended to be Accessible to Newcomers and Yet Appealing to Veterans Also

static forced me into vc because they wanted to show me a very important strat board.

when doodlebob said "you doodle me spongebob" he was right cause spongebob is just a drawing if you think about it

Bart has dethroned the Tyrant. IDK how to do more damage. Help.

gae bowser more like misery mario

Joker All Vouice Lines

the fucking green thing approaches

a lot of people get mad about "jack of all trades and master of none" being the incomplete quote and losing the impoartant meaning of "but oftentimes better than a master of one" but I think we should cut more common sayings in half, I'll go first You can't make an omelette.

I made this

problematic rage gap. only one person in the dynamic is consumed by vengeance

first real rift game in forever lol Veigar

Limsa Lominsa was fucking epic today dude I met fortnite festival

i saw someone run past me momentarily in limsa wearing this and i was so enamored i literally immediately dragged 6 people in to p6s to get the hat to steal it

long live the kink

"Bad News for Eight Red Coins" would be a great star name.

the fact that its taking more than 1 party to clear m9s is dire the first party the melees straight up did not touch the nail or flails, then the bard left after first wipe. there's a degree of "I haven't done this week in a fight" that's understandable, but that was stupid. BUT 1 WIPE BAIL??????

I Gae Bowsered all over the place