a lot of us who actually worked at Twitter are glad he changed the name, though. separates our hard work from what he destroyed.

I've never said "X" in real life. As a writer, I only use it to say "X, the platform formerly known as Twitter" because I get paid per word and this earns me enough money for an appetizer

tax the rich but also make each of them walk down a runway where they get an extra tax if i think their outfit is ugly

Today, we gathered in Coney Island alongside gun violence prevention advocates, community leaders, & families. We came together to support those who have experienced unimaginable fear & to reaffirm our commitment to an all-of-government public safety approach that prevents violence & saves lives.

Great now we have the weight of the world And against a team that clearly is having the games rigged in their favour

22 pro-Israel Democrats joined the Republicans in rejecting Rashida Tlaib's resolution to remove US armed forces from hostilities in Lebanon.

We all were egyptians today

“joy of victory, agony of defeat” has rarely been clearer

nyc being the best place in the entire US in 2026

Yes ma'am 🫡

BREAKING: Two explosions rock Damascus, while Macron in town www.al-monitor.com/originals/20...

POV your house panther was playing fetch with you when all of a sudden he discovered BIRDS

I miss nyc so much

Olivia Wild Wilde

Dem Party operatives saying shit like "I'll never support a candidate who campaigns with Hasan Piker" is a prime example of reactionary liberalism because what do you mean you're revolving your endorsements around an indie media streamer who says provocative things?

good God finally it's over

If you have any info about what's going on w/ Mitch McConnell, text me via Signal at 202-510-1268

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Bwhahaha

open.spotify.com/track/0ZBkcd... Oh, Chester...

open.spotify.com/track/4oXYqo... 💕

"leap of faith" could've been made in collaboration with Nightwish Just saying #tarja #frissonnoir

A turtle can't be a vegetable Also is he dead?

Dogewho?

Very important ⚠️

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I love how this year is the festival of rock, hard rock, crossover, metal and nu metal...it's giving old good music vibes. We deserve that in a society that loves temporary commercial music

I checked how to translate in italian "champagne socialist" and there are 2 ways to say it: -radical chic -sinistra al caviale I used to work for a company that claims to be socialist but the truth is that they're totally capitalists in a "lefty" way, hence champagne socialists

When I ends my unemployment courses

The American media cannot be saved First the Obama's tan suit Now Mamdani jumping in a full suit I swear to God they'll never learn

What a song 😍

The most trump-ception I ever witnessed

Bullied Meta into unbanning InfoWars on Threads. Thank you all for being annoying as hell.

open.spotify.com/track/2PnlsT... Tonight this mood

Curiouser and curiouser.

If I did stand up at my wedding my gf would divorce me on the spot

youtube.com/watch?v=lyHS... To honor this day 🫡

finally we can say that taylor swift is a zionist

Twister flag 🏳️‍🌈

What an amazing performance ✨

lol Threads banned the new Infowars. Silenced for TRUTH. Everybody go yell at them.

How it started vs how it's going

‘if i told you that’ by whitney houston and george michael. two powerhouse voices and forever legends ❤️

when I was in middle school I used to have a catholic religion teacher who was a monk that listened to metal music Good morning

Happy 250th Independence Day from the softest little babies who would’ve been fanatical King George supporters but also too cowardly to join any Loyalist militias

jlo 😍😎

theyre calling it the most prophetic event of all time

Hellmann’s Introduces New Line Of Mayonnaises To Match Every Skin Tone https://theonion.com/hellmann-s-introduces-new-line-of-mayonnaises-to-match-1850641117/

Sweet dreams are made of cheese