Second Amendment cuts both ways. Just sayin'.

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If trump wants to impress people he should stop bragging about recognizing a lion or a giraffe and start bragging about recognizing the Constitution.

Can you imagine going back to 1776 and telling the Founding Fathers that in 250 years, the King of England would be standing in the United States Capitol lecturing American lawmakers about the importance of democratic norms?

This is how we can tell the shooting was staged

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And wouldn't you know, that remaining deep red district comprises the least educated, lowest salaried counties 🤷🏽‍♀️

What a nice, compact lesson in how editorial biases attempt to shape the national conversation. FYI, Gonzales is *also* resigning due to sexual misconduct allegations.

My fear is that Orban will pull a Maduro/Putin and simply arrest his victorious opponent, claim victory and move to quell remaining opposition by mass arrest.

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Nobody who actually *wants* to be a cop in this country under current conditions should be given authority over a puppy, never mind people.

So these guys knew they were checking on a suicidal man with a mental disability, and when they saw him they drew weapons and SHOUTED COMMANDS. They get all of 40 hours' training in mental health intervention. How much training do they get with their damn guns? ACAB. wapo.st/4rQN9kt

(Look. You come for me with the "down with the ethnostate" line, be prepared to justify Muslims having 23 of them and Christians 26. Otherwise you're just another genocidal goon. Israel's existence is essential - but I am bitterly opposed to that corrupt psychotic Netanyahu.)

What's the over/under today on Sunni vs. Shia regional war? I'm giving that slightly higher odds than the Muslim world uniting to incite Israeli nuclear retributive strikes. (C'mon, if there were a real risk of Israel losing, you know Netanyahu would do it.)

Netanyahu did this because collapsing Iran's government starves Hizbollah and Hamas of funding and resources. Trump did this because the Mossad have had the unedited Epstein files for around ten years. You read it here first.

I maintain now, and will until the end of civilization (about three weeks), that filing an LLM-generated document with the Court should be grounds for disbarment.

Evergreen. No context required.

I am a good man. But every ounce of forgiveness has been beaten out of me, and I have a long memory.

Waiting now for the rotting mango to start making "eminent domain" threats against the owners of warehouses refusing to sell to Ice. There is no provision of the Constitution and laws of the United States that this fascist regime is unwilling to burn to the ground when it suits them.

The US military is the largest socialism programme in the world. That number includes all healthcare, school, food, daycare, housing, etc for all DOD personnel. While other countries that have this provided nationally/Provincially have it budgeted under different ministries & departments.

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue would be like shooting fish in a barrel.

ICE is an occupying fascist paramilitary and should be dealt with accordingly. Come for me, motherfuckers.

People shitting on Bad Bunny for singing in Spanish like we all didn't dance our asses off to the fucking Macarena or Despacito without knowing a single word. Just shut the fuck up, you racist dicks.

"PROVE ME WRONG" "Show me a single fucking clip in the past 8 yrs of Donald Trump speaking INTELLIGENTLY about any policy decision, domestic or foreign." "YOU WILL NOT FIND A SINGLE ONE. Not a single clip of the POTUS speaking like he has any fucking idea about policy whatsoever."

Scouting is about developing personal skills, but it's also about living honorably and responsibly. Breaking ties with the military of an openly fascist regime until such time as the dictator is deposed and hanged is entirely in accord with Scouting USA's mission.

ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.

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#Epstein #EpsteinFiles

It should be noted that every GOP person in Congress should be punished after all this shit for violating their oath to the Constitution. Nobody complicit should walk away without punishment.

Happy Sunday ☕

Obviously, they shouldn't die, but I am sick of the domestic terror they inflict on my and other's lives. It needs to stop.

welcome to 2026

The performance contracts are for the Kennedy Center. Not the Trump-Kennedy center. Cancel all performances. Shut it down

We have each other. We're strong together. Never ever forget that. Never ever give up. Warmest wishes for the best holiday you can have. It's not always easy, but find joy. Love always, Laffy

The GOP killed irony a long, long time ago.

One thing that maybe doesn't get said explicitly enough about AI is that it allows really stupid people to make visuals of every stupid idea that they've ever had, and required talent used to be a barrier to keep that from happening

"I'm a follower of Yeshua ha'Mashiach!" Oh honey no. You're not a Jew, you're a Christian with an oppression kink.

Part of the sales pitch for modern conservatism is the fantasy that you never have to be wrong about anything again because passionately held beliefs are the same thing or better than facts and expertise