The people who need their own halftime show are the same people who needed their own water fountains.

It’s all fun & games until cow gangs start firebombing burger joints. ”Veronika favoured the bristled end of the broom to scratch the tough skin on her back. But she switched to the smooth handle & scratched more gently when the itch was on more delicate body areas such as her udders & belly“

Someone just told me to take a good look at myself 🤣

A vote for this is a vote for terror 📞 Call your Senator now lcv.org/blog/how-to-ca…

"Let them eat a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing”

“Hey ‘Mudge. My child will not eat fish. What should I replace it with?” “A cat. Cats love fish.”

Happy New Year 🎈🎊🥂

In Indianapolis at 38th & Emerson, you can be in one of three districts depending upon which corner of the intersection you are standing. Drive through there and tell me this redistricting is not at its core racist?

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Eloquent

“…And write ‘Charlie Kirk’ on my cup, Bitch!” “Certainly Mr Kirk. Is one shot gonna do it for you?”

Know what today is? It’s 90125. Yes it is.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6G5Jrb9/ the little Prick! 🤣

Cracker Barrel

Officer a-salted with club sandwich now at Mayo Clinic. Lettuce be thankful it wasn’t wurst. 👚

“I am a Golden God… and I’m on DRUGS!”

Fuck Trump Fuck You.