That accident rattled me more than I thought. Dammit.

I feel like I’m being ghosted by an old work friend for the audacity of not hanging out with him enough. Like… dude, we’re adults. Sometimes life has to take precedence over playing video games together. Kinda sad they can be in their 30s and still think that way, but whatever.

I admit, after all the things that’s happened over the last five years, I’m amazed people still blow out candles on their cake. That surprises me.

Why you should boycott Disney+ no matter what side of the political aisle you’re on:

Call your senators and your house rep. Make a stink by being clear that abandoning trans adults and children is a no-go. Cis people, call and be loud for us. We are tired.

I’m just going to remember from this point on, never to comment on anything that has to do with superheroes on Instagram. You know what? Fandoms entirely. People are not worth the fucking headache.

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I’ve seen an incredible amount of wonderfully motivational messages come across my various dashboards over the years, but I cannot STAND when they get ruined by that “read that again” nonsense. I got it the first time, thanks. I have no idea why it bothers me so much, but it does.

The way they draw Jonathan Crane as a child in BTAS makes him look like a side character from The Critic, and now I can’t stop picturing a crossover.

Lisa Edelstein would be an amazing Moxxi.

Smash two movies together to make a new movie! Freddy vs Jason vs Kramer

Remember when Obama wore a tan suit? Remember when THAT was pure political chaos? I miss those days more and more...

Sometimes I wish there were two of me. I need one for voice commissions and another for renovations. There isn’t enough time to do both. Plus, I could take Dee to the Eiffel Tower. So… you know… no downside. Aside from there being two of me.

Damn… my teeth do not enjoy cold water since my procedures. That’s disappointing.

I know this drifts into Tinfoil Hat territory, but the idea that the Drumpf administration would organize the assassination of a prominent MAGA mouthpiece is not beyond belief. Why does the Great Carrot in Chief need help swinging young voters if he’s vying to become an Emperor for Life?

A man who joked about the height of his building on 9/11 is going to tell people that Charlie Kirk was a patriot and a hero. He’s going to condemn political violence while in the same breath attack the left. And people are going to believe him.

I hope the guy’s name is Mario. That would be… too perfect.

I feel nothing at this news. No sadness at the loss of a human. No elation at the loss of a snake. Nothing. Someone died in a world they helped create, and that’s the end of it.

I'm sorry, but... "School Shooting Industry"? What... the FUCK.

I don't understand the mindset that if you make the X smaller on a window, people will just click through and/or buy the product instead of trying desperately to close it. I have never... EVER something online because I couldn't be bothered trying to tap the ridiculously small X. Make it bigger.

The idea that the work I bust my ass making can just be flooded out by this AI SLOP (because let's call it what it is) just made me throw up in my mouth a little, and I haven't been able to vomit for the last 32 years. How is NOT using AI making ME the lazy one? How does that make ANY sense at all?

I think if you listen to a podcast with fake AI people saying AI generated words you are functionally dead, you are basically a phone to me at that point

The Thing, except when someone becomes the Thing, they become a muppet version of themselves. That way you can see EXACTLY when they became infected.

Bullying content creators into closing up shop because you don’t like what they do is not a victory. All you’ve done is taken away something that other people enjoy because you just couldn’t move on and accept that not everything has to be for YOU personally.

It’s very strange drinking coffee when half your tongue is frozen. You don’t realize how much flavour depends on the whole tongue.

If there’s any advice I can give to any artists younger than me: Your passion doesn’t have to be monetized. Make your art even if it doesn’t go viral. It has worth on its own.

Surely not EVERYBODY was Kung Fu fighting that night.

Changing the Department of Defense to the Department of War is just another red flag, gathering dust amongst a foundation of warnings. And the people who were chosen to fight for the common folk do nothing but lament how little is being done.

Happy Labor Day sex work is work

Rest in Peace, Graham Greene. Your skills were legendary, you were always kind to your fans and admirers, and Canada is truly at a loss without you.

I’ve only now just realised how much Pete Holmes sounds like John Ritter. A pointless observation, but most of social media is pointless, so we just roll with it.

Damn… that would be cool. If that happened. I’m ready.

Everyone on Bluesky is poised like we're waiting for the DVD logo to hit the corner of the screen

I hope that when RFK Jr dies someday, someone has been hired and trained to capture whatever crawls out of the body, so that it doesn't find a new host

My neighbour can find time to rev his fucking Harley in the driveway, but hasn't mowed his lawn in over a month. Yes, I have become THAT person.

If the gods did not wish me to be so festively plump, then why would they give us the potential to create such delicious culinary treats? WHY, I ASK YOU! WHY?!

I’ve stayed away from YETI for a long time, but that green… that green. I had to have.

We’re farther away from the release day of GTA: Vice City than it was from the 80’s. Gonna go… age now.

SPOOKY VOICE: Nice.

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

Fuck Bell Canada.

I saw this man interviewed on Colbert, and he really seems to have his priorities straight; carrying on the fight his mother started and such. Probably the only man with money I could trust to do the right thing. Gods, I hope this ages well.

actually unreal how funny this image is

FedEx. Don’t tell me something has been delivered to my front door when it hasn’t. Where the FUCK did you leave my package?!

Me in August.

I forgot how incredible Duckman was. Also that the theme was done by Frank Zappa (and that Ajax was voiced by Dweezil Zappa).

Next time I'm constipated, I should play Five Nights at Freddy's in a Livestream, so I can shit my own pants LIVE.

I've seen a lot of older celebrities getting into better shape as they get older. I imagine it's for health reasons, but I think I'm gonna go the opposite way. The world needs another Orson Welles, and baby, that'll be me! Fat and BRILLIANT.