Prepping for the move. I think he’s ready

I’m not a math guy, but I think selling a game for $30-40 is gonna get way more sales than $70-80.

Can’t even have Nazi tattoos anymore, because of woke!

This would fly off the shelves at every truck stop in the nation

Any there any politicians brave enough to stand up to BIG SLOP? (Spam Calls, Junk Mail, etc)

Watching DS9, is everyone in the Mirror Universe super horny AND evil?

Words on paper are not stopping them now, how would a lawsuit do anything?

Me when I get mad that people aren’t playing the Imagination game correctly:

Even without the Nazi tattoo Platner just seemed liked another “tough-talker” who’d ultimately not do anything if given power. Another “brunch-time” candidate.

Fascism against Assholes may be the unifying message this country can get behind

A stout timeline cleanser since I'm posting not cute stuff lately lol

JD Vance in 1945: “Antifa thugs have driven a young boy to suicide. He just wanted to be a painter!”

If you ever get a chance to see Shatner speak, do it! I saw him talk a few years back and it rocked. He just rambled about hating tech, Australia, and then bullied a kid who tried to leave into staying.

it's not FOR us

feels like it should be a big deal that the president is directing the invasion of american cities based on what are almost certainly AI videos shown to him by his staff maybe one of our ostensible news organizations could track down exactly what it is that he's seeing

Need $20

I need $50

I have a loaded gun

This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram. Community action works. Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...

Getting dirty looks and high fives from the people who just read TRUMP 2028

The anti-woke ppl hate women until they’re racist

American Healthcare: Famously free and easy to access (especially if you have no documents)

My chances surviving in prison have risen astronomically

The dick sucking factory is in crisis. The tariffs have made dicks twice as expensive to import. All the best dick suckers want a "living wage" nowadays and have quit to start cottage industry penis stimulation businesses. Congress promised a bailout but it went to the ass eating lobbies instead.

I take psychic damage anytime I enter a Walmart

Streaming some WWI Reforger, come say hi :) www.twitch.tv/captain_colto

Wounded Knee was a massacre of innocent people, including women and children. It was one of many atrocities committed by the United States against Native Americans. The heroes were those who fought against the US military. They deserve our honors. Not those who used Hotchkiss guns against children

damn i gotta get to the pictures lol hell yeah

Godzilla vs Barkley (1993) #godzilla

Mamie Till-Mobley escaped an abusive husband with her son only to have him lynched as a kid. She insisted on an open casket funeral so people could see what they did to him. She fought for justice for her son that never came and was a civil rights and anti-poverty activist for the rest of her life.

Trump taking in his daily briefing of AI riot footage

They’re trying to ban Modelo Time. This will be the straw that breaks the back of fascism

Comedians are the only ones who can speak truth to power!* *unless power pays really well

Anyone who doesn’t want to fuck Trump is now considered a terrorist and will be drone striked shortly. It’s been nice knowing y’all

He’s gonna end up nuking Reno

President just announced the release of all files related to how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

It’s everyone’s moral and civic duty to confront these freaks each time they try to pull this shit. Just start barking in their faces until they leave.

Drinky McGee signaling that whoever commits the next massacre will be rewarded.

The government will soon be honoring the Great Molasses Flood for bravely standing up against the invading Irish!

Is it already 🎃 time again? 😁 #bunny #rabbit

You can only have pyrotechnics at my funeral if they’re used in the cremation process

We’re ran by the biggest morons imaginable

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