Roll for perception #TDOV

I no longer have shame about asking for help. When this government kills me, at least help me have a pretty corpse.

Because the uk government is obsessed with making everyones sex lives as boring as possible, if you (with consent) record yourself choking your partner (in a totally safe manner) while they call you mommy/daddy & share it with a friend then you've committed 3 crimes & can face years in jail 🙃

I got you, babe

Hardest worker in the room, most underappreciated bitch in the building.

So apparently if you need to verify your Windows 7 Pro you can use the code seen on Epstein's Laptop in released photos.

Training routines

I was in a bad place this morning. Not Mentally, I was just in Manchester @finalgwen.bsky.social

AEW ready with @finalgwen.bsky.social and a lot of other people

(ten seconds before being uninvited from thanksgiving) it turns out the tshirt cannon i got on ebay *can* be modified for hard-boiled eggs

2/3 I have made three of my cartoons into new, limited edition prints. You can get them now at www.tomgauld.com/shop

The four horsemen of internet service outages are DNS, BGP, the Greater American Cable Seeking Backhoe, and a fucked up config file getting propagated through the network, and the result is in: the fourth horseman is what got Cloudflare this time blog.cloudflare.com/18-november-...

This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.

when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare

actual woke nonsense

i really think we need to normalize “don’t attribute to ignorance what can easily be attributed to malice,” when it comes to The Right. like they very much rely on people, especially liberals, taking them at face value and giving them the benefit of the doubt

When you start officially dating another Polyam person so you have to spend 20 minutes updating the diagram

I’ll keep saying this on repeat but the best antidote I’ve found to doomscrolling and despair is linking up with a mutual aid or direct action org in your area and going to do something that directly helps your neighbors who are struggling. It’s the only thing keeping me from 24/7 screaming

They say if you don't have anything nice to say about someone don't say anything at all. Anyway Hulk Hogan is

Most subtle political commentary

Frankly homophobic of the weather to not let you make the most of this look all day!

My Pride look

Someone just sent me this. These people are allowed to vote for public office.

The Daily Telegraph: here’s Britain’s answer to Rage Against The Machine 9 months later: We regret to inform you that Britain’s answer to Rage Against The Machine are political

yeah you just gotta slide into their DMs

Later ho

Wrestling is for everyone We all bleed the same colour! A new set of stickers to show your pride! Or threaten a homophobe with! Grab yours now : ddtaccessories.etsy.com/listing/4316... #wrestlesky 🤼 #AEW

Will Ospreay has been almost unrealistically optimistic about getting Hangman and Swerve to work together, leading some to compare him to other famously optimistic characters. For more information, google "Will Ospreay Pollyanna".

Expectation Vs reality on my new hair dye

By wearing Kyle Fletcher's gear you are confirming that you are not Anish Kapoor #doubleornothing

Colonisation fail

reminder for UK people protesting today - do not accept a sign from the Socialist Worker's Party and certainly don't wave one around unless you remove their branding first (search for "Comrade Delta" for reasons why) 🩷

happy good friday

I no longer have shame about asking for help. When this government kills me, at least help me have a pretty corpse.

As promised here’s Pink Pony Club but it’s about encryption

lol so now they’re just doing “any colour you want so long as it’s algorithm,” sick

"Johnson, what is it?" "I don't know sir, but it looks like a giant-"

Girls only want one thing and it's more Sonic levels with the same vibe as Rooftop Run.

Roses are red Violets are... red? The grass is red? Shit, the grass is on fire #f1

We gotta get a lockdown on the messaging here. Phrasing that works: End woke, go broke Go woke or go broke Go fash, lose cash (Ideally we should pick ONE) Clunky phrasing that will never work: Go anti-woke, go broke (There are others I've seen but they're escaping me atm lol)

So how are the "Go Woke, Go Broke" crowd doing today? Any self reflection? Do you even have the reading comprehension to figure out how fucked the entire planet is because of your stupidity?

If the Sleeping Dragon dunked on me this hard I would simply leave. Possibly because I know if I kept going I'd get dunked on another 6 times in increasingly embarrassing ways, but...

I am literally 32 years old. I did no such thing.