one thing about me is I am literally always down to sext

close up magic should have full penetration

hardcore vocalist who screams “THE FUTURE IS FEMALE” before the breakdown starts

being too cool has really put a damper on my bullyability. and as a bottom that's a damn shame

the crazy thing about being in England is that Bob actually is my uncle

scientists are trying to find a mainstream male satanist whose ideology is in any way distinct from Ayn Randian Objectivism, unfortunately this study was a waste of grant money

watching conclave again bc it’s my favorite

sonic the hedgehog as a reply guy begging girls to post haste

maturing as a trans woman is about realizing that bottom surgery is not the final step of your transition— playing disco elysium is

a lot of you tendertemplars like to whine about the dissolution of the Order but don’t know your fucking history. read the fucking Magna Carta then get back to me.

Some of us can't afford full suits of armour and are too dysfunctional to take care of a war horse but it doesn't make us any less devoted to our holy mission as templars !!

Templars who think you “have to want to retake the holy land to be a true Templar” are truscum 🤬

trans people are only maligned because we inspire anxieties about political control of Cyprus

hey graphic design bluesky I need your help w something

AMA: I’m queer 🏳️‍🌈 , neurodivergent 🧠🔥 , and a middle-tier knight of The Poor Fellow-Soldiers of Christ and of the Temple of Solomon 🙏

Sorry about the time I did a heckin’ crusade >~< 🥺😅 it’s just that my special interest is retaking the holy land and establishing the seat of the Order at the Holy Sepulchre 😳😳 🥺

Templars Are Valid‼️👊⛪️

I found an article and I can’t tell if it’s incredible satire or the most cursed thing imaginable

you must think I’m labubu the fool

milly rocks with a wistful pensiveness

space is only the final frontier if you believe we’ll never burst through the gates of heaven, stand down God in His own house, and ask him Why?

I need to pledge myself to a person who is a physical embodiment of my patron deity but like they can’t be Weird about it

hey no offense but your girl looks like she thinks Lilith originates as a single figure in biblical canon and not a category of demon in ancient Sumerian canon :/

evergreen. the longer I study occultism the more tired I get of seeing Crowley lionized as the alpha and omega of modern esotericism

wondering if occultists and esotericism researchers will ever be able to liberate ourselves from Aleister Crowley. like what if we were able to say stuff without 45 minutes of preamble about how Crowley thought about it once but completely drowned all his analysis in weird orientalism and misogyny

we need updates to the baby Mozart/baby Einstein genres to reflect the interests of modern children. introducing: baby žižek

bro if you don’t step the fuck off I’m gonna use my wizard101 spells on you

she suck on my penis til I cum. whatever dude I don’t even care anymore

bluesky has done irreparable and unforgivable damage to my BDSM test results

she kick me on my head til I die

every day is like this

patron saint of pain 😇

bouncing on it with a forlorn melancholia

Wild to think that when I was in college I won an award for activism against gender-based violence and now I’m on the internet yearning for people to do gender-based violence to me

went to confession but before I could get in the booth like 30 clowns walked out doing hail marys

girl whose academic merit constituted the whole of her self-worth for 22 years: “sometimes poppers is dinner :)”

TRADE OFFER: YOU: smack me in the face as hard as you can, as many times as you want ME: chuckle and tease you that I barely felt that, then spit blood in your face

no spoilers for the end of hellraiser but I’m trying to get “jesus wept”-ed by a beautiful woman iykwis

forehead kisses from a girl who just hogslapped “SACRI” and “FICE” onto my cheeks

competitive smutposting

Who wants to play strip quiplash (striplash)

painting an extremely realistic vulva on my pelvis to trick Wile E. Coyote

this image is so funny I can’t stop quoting it

perhaps my inner boomer is showing but if you’re young and able-bodied you should absolutely give up your bus seat to elders

come on in. everyone here is worms

I should have tentacles. I should have been born with them. tentacle dysphoria

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is there a way to rewatch bojack horseman without taking psychic damage