Was walking through the house eating pretzels from a bag, dropped a pretzel on its way to my mouth, and caught it with the palm of the hand holding the bag. That's it. That's the whole story. I am just impressed with my own agility.

Stupidity is so prevalent in this country we elected it president

truth

Who drew this wonderful cartoon?

@jamestalarico.bsky.social is what a politician should be.

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I like my squirrels. Fun to watch.

Release ALL the Epstein files now!

Funny how people don’t think about their rules in reverse.....

If you are one of the 15 people at the american state fair please proceed to the nearest exit the fair is closed

“When did Fox become a tabloid? Are you even a real news organization?” Amazing

“THEY WILL LOOK YOU DEAD IN THE FACE AND SAY,, J6 RIOTERS WITH, GUNS, POLES, BATS, ETC WERE PATRIOTS, BUT AN ER NURSE WITH, A CAMERA, AND A REGISTERED FIREARM,, WAS A "DOMESTIC TERRORIST."

A friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding at the Great American State Fair bc he knows no one is there.

Medicare for All - "That's socialism!" Social Security - "That's socialism!" Debt free education - "That's socialism!" Universal childcare - "That's socialism!" $1 trillion in tax cuts for the richest 1%... "That's just how it is."

I still have hope for humanity. Knicks in NYC, Dutch in Kansas City, Tartan Army wherever they show up. But the icing on the cake is the fair on the mall with 10’s of people not including media showing up. MAGA indeed.

There is no rise in anti-Semitism. There is a rise in the number of people who are very angry at what Israel is doing. Your inability to separate the two is equally problematic.

Sadly, it fits perfectly..

Criminals be criming...👇 Get rid of every single republican! Every. Single. One. 😎✨

FOX: “We’re celebrating at the great American state fair with thousands of people here celebrating with us.” Whatever you do, don’t believe your lying eyes. Courtesy of @acyn.bsky.social

THIS 👇 ONE HERE TOO.......

They could’ve held this in a Cracker Barrel parking lot and still had room to spare.

I was forced by a pair of Texans as a child to read Bible verses and all I got out of it was a deep distrust of the church, a spirituality that doesn’t resemble that of my parents’, a high alcohol tolerance, and amazing memories of supporting friends at their Pride parades and gay weddings.

Let's go S.Carolina Vote for Nancy Lacore💥

I will never understand why he’s completely exempt from laws, morals, or the Constitution. He’s just allowed to say or do anything he wants, and no one stops him or even contradicts him. It’s absolutely sickening and terrifying.

I can’t be the only one who thinks it’s INSANE that we are simultaneously hosting the World Cup and bombing one of the nations playing in said World Cup.

He didn’t wanna perform for the tens of people? variety.com/2026/music/n...

Biden: Putting his name on the Kennedy Center. Building an arch in his own honor. Even hiring his own pool guy to fix the reflecting pool. Whoa. What a loser.

This is what it looks like when you allow a deranged criminal back into the White House instead of putting him in jail for treason. Makes me sick every day.

Yikes

Honestly, it does seem like the reflection pool is serving as a distraction from the Epstein files.

After personally leading the Knicks to the NBA championship, seducing the prime minister of Italy and winning the war with Iran, you are the greatest president ever, sir.

Class, in accordance with Texas’s new law, we are going to engage in Bible study. Please open you Bibles to Ezekiel 23:20. “There she lusted after her lovers, whose penises were like those of donkeys and whose ejaculations were like that of horses.” The Bible, pornography for the WHOLE family!

Right in front of our eyes. We are STILL allowing it! He is a clear, and present danger to our national security. WTF!!! This shit happens, and we just move on. The fear we have of this mob boss motherfucker is OUTRAGEOUS!!

"An evil man will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." - Sun Tzu

Do we get a birthday wish for America’s 250th? Cuz I know what mine is.

Ossoff: I don’t know if you saw the mess in Washington last week. The president was so humiliated in Hormuz, he threw his toys out of the stroller and refused to sign the affordable housing bill.

Now do *60 Minutes*. And *CBS Sunday Morning *! I’m not watching @cbsnews.com or ANYTHING on CBS anymore!

Thank You Michigan Senator Gary Peters........💪🏻

Who wants to throw a party?

Watching episode of ER from 2001. Dr. Chen & Dr. Carter are trying to diagnose an unconscious preschooler. Carter: “Could be measles.” Chen: “Measles? Have you ever seen measles?” Carter: “No, have you?” Chen: “Of course not, nobody’s seen measles.” So far backwards in such a short time.

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