No one talks about how the first part of the Elden Ring nomadic merchant theme sounds a lot like Rae Sremmurd's Come Get Her

put on the stripy socks and program the computer Shinji

cam everyone say "Theia, log off and go to the darkwave party" please?

At its core, ICE, and really this entire government, are simply Losers Who Are Bothering You

im gay (and tired)

How to tame the ever increasing desire to rend flesh and viscera with my teeth?

Imagine working at google and having the power to disable the AI summaries feature and not disabling it.

Protip to men attempting to hit on trans women in public: "I'm trying to try something new, you got a number?" is not the play.

The Thing is a film about cracking open a cold one with the boys

one year since David Lynch passed, happy friday and RIP big dawg

she recurse on my function til I stack overflow

I've reached my lifetime quota for "interesting times." Give me bland times. Boring times. Normie times, one could even say. Times that are both dull and unexciting. Load me up with times that feel stale and uninspiring. That's the good stuff right there.

Bonded with a woman at an orgy this weekend because I was wearing a sweatshirt from a science youtube channel we both enjoy.

The inability of fitness trackers to automatically log dancing as a workout is indicative of how these apps are built by and for tech bros

And finally the purple/violet pictures came out looking super cool.

Gavin Newsom trying to impress Ben Shapiro, an incel who “owns the libs” by proudly talking about how he has never made his wife cum:

Some really cool long exposure shots of me dancing with my pixel whip. Photographed by @heraldoftherazgriz.bsky.social

If this was any other set of medical treatments, the entire medical community would be scrambling to study how they could improve their own treatments.

Happy New Years!

the dilbert guy dilbert died. he’s deadbert now. he's deadbert & you're laughing.

lol owned

police unions shouldn't exist because police aren't labor

Hungover! at the Dentist

hungover at the dentist... again

The absolute bare minimum is the dissolution of ICE and the prosecution of all ICE employees, contractors, and leaders

Renee Nicole Good was 37. She was murdered by an ICE agent in the street in broad daylight. What really happened to her will not be forgotten, minimized, or ignored.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

I feel like if we got Steven Soderbergh to visit our local tranny bar he'd have a screenplay for a lesbian heist movie finished in about a week.

No one can serve two masters. Either you will hate the one & love the other, or you will be devoted to the one & despise the other. You cannot serve both God and money.

Old white dudes really love posting their ages in YouTube comments

coffee at 7pm should be fine right?

they got us all to stop smoking, and for what?

Happy New Years!

Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty

I love how weed makes me feel like I’ve cracked the code of the universe, and the code is just me eating saltines and drinking ginger ale at midnight on a Tuesday.

we would view the exact same comment from a high femme burlesque artist versus a man with a serial killer style pfp quite differently & in order to understand why we must conduct a candid materialist analysis of how beauty is produced & consumed in our patriarchal heteronormative cul- 🧵{1/67}

"tungsten cubes" has the same rhythm as "jingle bells", just saying

Cats figured out that if you're going to be annoying you also have to be funny and that's something we could all learn from

Targeted ads really starting to get to the essence of my being

This time of year is great because I can fall asleep at 7:30pm, sleep until 8am, drink a coffee, take a Vyvanse, and still feel tired enough to want another coffee despite the fact that it might kill me.

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it’s true & @theia.gay did win Die On This Hill with her hot take that A Sexy Little Crop Top was invented by Shitposting featuring @erinyes.diy , & @heraldoftherazgriz.bsky.social Die On This Hill board game by @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com!!

All my homies know about the latent heat of vaporization.

posting for important ceremonial reasons

every time a bell rings, a chaste angel gets her wings

Christmas is a year away and people already have all their Christmas stuff up.

The worst part of arguing with AI goobers is that whatever reading comprehension they started with only continues to diminish as they rely more and more on AI.

He was a friend, he gave me so much courage when this industry beat me down, especially after Bungie. He reminded me to be fearless, reminded me who I am. He inspired me, he made me feel human, he made me feel worth being here. I’m going to be sick. Vince, you are a fucking wonderful human.