I’ve rooted for the Detroit Lions for my entire dumb 48 year long life and I dunno if they’re gonna win tonight but it is absolutely wild that they are playing on the road against THE dynasty team and I’m thinking that I like their odds. Dan Campbell Forever.

lmfaooo penn state

“The neurotypicality is stored in the foreskin”

Clayton Kershaw’s postseason legacy is a full season sample size of being, essentially, Patrick Corbin

2. She says Trump’s order is in “direct contravention” of her order yesterday and that it “appears to violate both [10 U.S.C. §] 12406 and the Tenth Amendment.”

1. BREAKING Judge Immergut, who was nominated by President Trump, has just granted a request by Oregon and California to block the deployment of National Guard troops from Texas and California to Portland.

Pretty clear Stephen Miller, Noem, Hegseth and Trump are trying to provoke a Civil War at this point. What's interesting is they want to do it now, because even though they're unpopular, they seem to believe this is the most popular they'll be ever again. We can't let them win.

BREAKING: "For all of the reasons" given in Saturday's TRO, Immergut grants plaintiffs' second motion for a TRO. "Based on the conduct of the defendants, ... in direct contravention" of Saturday's TRO, the second TRO bars relocation or federalization of National Guard from "any state or D.C."

Losing to *this* UCLA team should be grounds for termination with cause tbh

In the year 2025 federal law apparently requires every college football preview show to guest star a racist podcast bro

“Out of the three mass shootings TODAY” is one of the most tragic uniquely-American sentences out there. Most developed countries average zero per year. We have single days where you have to ask “which” when someone talks about a mass shooting.

I mean yes this is funny, but the fact that these unconstitutional stormtroopers are so directionless that they literally stand around waiting for random nonwhite delivery guys to bike past them is just pathetic. No mandate, no mission, no clue. Just racism.

Pure cinema, obviously, but it's a bit of a letdown that the chud that waddles in at the end who's randomly wearing a big white cowboy hat doesn't fire it onto the sidewalk Boss Hog style.

Remember when Arnold Schwarzenegger vetoed the California legislature’s bill to legalize same sex marriage even before the courts declared it a fundamental right? Because I do. Just bringing this up for no reason whatsoever.

The San Francisco Giants

Shocked-SHOCKED that this game ended on a horrible Drew Allar pick

“This is Big Ten Football at its best!” the announcers say during a 3-3 tie with 2 minutes left in the first half. 😤

Our episode on LEVIATHAN WAKES Part 6 (the bit where Miller goes back to Eros) drops tonight! #SciFi #TheExpanse #JamesSACorey #Bookpodcasts

Love the decision, love the playcall, love the throw. Dan Campbell forever.

One of the most impressive Detroit Lions wins in years

"cuba doesn't have autism because they can't afford tylenol" is perhaps the funniest thing trump has ever said

Check out Justice Eddins’ complete repudiation of the Roberts Court here. It’s worth reading in full. It’s quite brave—and exceedingly rare—for a sitting judge to speak so candidly and scathingly about SCOTUS’ partisan contortions of law, history, and fact. www.courts.state.hi.us/wp-content/u...

I am pleased to report that Hawaii Supreme Court Justice Todd Eddins has dropped another total evisceration of the Supreme Court. He says originalism is a fraud—and the Republican justices are shamelessly making up facts and history to impose radical Christian nationalism: slate.com/news-and-pol...

Goin to see THE HIVES tonight

Kershaw’s dusty ass finally retiring

▫️2023 freakout over drag nuns doing charity ▫️2025 bigoted bible verse on pride day cap ▫️No statements on Trevor Bauer whatsoever

His brand of it is particularly garish but all authoritarianism is basically government by spoiled child. No capacity for or interest in any principles. People who are nice to me get treats, people who are mean to me get abuse. I get what I want or I cry and thrash. Embarrassing

A local official in Iowa, Jon Green, defied orders to fly flags at half-staff for Charlie Kirk over the weekend, saying he would not honor a man 'who did so much harm to not only the marginalized, but also to degrade the fabric of our body politic.'

Andor isn’t gonna win shit tonight and I’m fine with that bc the Emmys are stupid but it’s still an injustice

"Fuck ICE and Free Palestine" EINBINDER, Hannah

Hannah Einbinder, the legend you are.

Hannah Einbinder is my favorite actress who looks like my wife

lol cowboys

When you’re playing a talent like Spencer Rattler you can only hope to contain him

Lions defense looks like they really need another pass rusher. Zero understanding why they didn’t sign Z’Darius Smith.

WE'VE NEVER BEEN MORE BACK

The Grant McCray Game

Patrick Bailey has like a 60 OPS+ and the Giants’ two best home runs of the season

HOLY SHIT GIANTS

Rude to make Blake Treinen pitch so soon after what happened to him this week

The Nation pulls NO punches, from @espiers.bsky.social "There's no requirement to take part in this whitewashing campaign. Refusing to join in doesn’t make anyone a bad person. It’s a choice to write an obituary that begins “Joseph Goebbels was a gifted marketer and loving father to six children.”

America was already great

I stand by this take.

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

never forget that today was also the day Ted Cruz liked a porn on twitter

No better time to post Hunter S. Thompson on 9/12/2001. www.espn.com/espn/page2/s...