haha is this thing on?

@the-book-girl.bsky.social 🥰

70 seconds on bluesky and i feel like a fraud May it is, then. 🫠 byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

@irl.klovar.cc 🙂 👋 👋 👋

lookin like it'll be another few weeks. 🥰 @Klovar.cc see yall in May

k BYE see ya later: i'm doing well just need to escape from social media

brb later main deactivated could be 2 hours, could be ten months

i'm gonna be here for the next few days

we're plugged in and posting

damn

a moot just shared a song they like by The Rolling Stones i have never in my life intentionally listened to anything by The Rolling Stones and i fucking hated every god damn millisecond of it it sounds like static noise garbage i couldn't even last like 20 seconds it sounds so fucking god-awful

Elliot Grainge the CEO of Atlantic Music Group should be the next one

hi, i spent two hundred days traveling the globe and filming with a crew of fifteen people to create an amazing independent video about SAND STRUCTURES *one smol algorithm boi* hi someone in the background played three seconds of a fifty year old copywrite song, so now we own 100% of ur ad revenue

2011-2012 was truly the best year of the world fun career, fun doggo, fun girlfriend, , fun friends, fun everything it's okay though because more fun times are ahead... somehow lol 😅

👀 main accounts still deactivated until January this one will be inactive until then too see you in a few weeks!

alt accounts alive but uninstalling see you in a week or january

brb

oof! 🚣‍♂️ still not used to getting up from my bed and not having to walk through piles of stuff 😅

hello. if any of my close mutuals want access to my 24/7 streaming plex server for free, forever with over three and a half thousand movies and 400 tv shows across 13,000+ individual episodes, let me know there are some privacy things i must be upfront about, but it has all current shows and movies

i a single, childless "unemployed" 37 year old dude who decided to pack up 15 months ago and move a thousand miles to the middle of nowhere to live-in and care for my soon to be 91 year old grandma 😊

hello. this account is for close friends / dear moots if i unfollow, mute, or block you please don't consider it to be a slight in any way 🥰

photos ( i have 90 thousand from my grandpa's computer hard drives, floppy drives and cds and dvds )

Phantom of the Opurra

oof

this account still exists! i just haven't had the desire to be using it too much: and i'm not abusing this site and i haven't gotten too much Poster's Madness lately <3 this account will always be reserved for close friends only so i'll see you on main and thanks for being here <3😘

anyone else in 2002 during highschool on dial-up internet watch videos of real people get executed by knives and chainsaws? 😵‍💫

hello. this account is for close friends / dear moots if i unfollow, mute, or block you please don't consider it to be a slight in any way 🥰

my racist 90 year old grand mother who voted for trump had her vote cancelled out by the other people here in the strange state of New Mexico 🥰

@agenttrees.bsky.social AH! this account isn't too active but i just followed you back <3 yay!

this account will remain, but it is low priority im not sure what to do with this irl account but it will remain i guess it is a backup / alt account for who i consider to be my very best friends on bsky 😊

You should've just thrown him in jail really. How you are not in jail with 34 felonies is fucking unheard of.

i wasn't even following my own ALT accounts on this one ROFL

it was the ice cubes, actually. "oh, a baking silicone should probably make great ice cubes?" fifty hundred trillion microplastics and just ALL OF THE taste of this beyond fucked plastic BULLSHIT assaulting my fuckin body GOD DAMN

we ate bad noodles then instantly barfed for nine minutes

oh no

all of the above :begins dancing

why can't Klovar's eyes focus challenge: is it: alcohol consumption stayed up for too many hours not dancing enough

we won! it was too many gulps of ice-chips water 😊

why is klovar shivering challenge: is it: drank too much ice chips and water not ate enough food drank too much alcohol stayed up for too many hours or all of the above? 😭

oof

Gamers: it is far worse than i imagined. we happen to be on the Eastern side of town, a hundred feet elevation above downtown we ventured out to get two week's worth of juul pods at the nearby gas station 50 mph roads are only drivable at 20mph, the debris is substantial, i can't imagine downtown

huge shoutout to Sparklight and the local power grid, internet and power never once faltered during this like 500 year mega-storm yesterday 😵‍💫

The twitter latecomers will take the term "skeets" from us over my fucking dead body

what a day

😱

minor update: it has been raining like a MOTHERFUCKER for he past 5+ hours in Roswell, NM weather service declared a flash flood EMERGENCY for this town that i live in, we have gotten 2x 2024's yearly total rainfall within the past 5 hours i'll be back poasteing on all Klovar accounts in 19 hours