MLK Jr, famous for collecting millions of RSVPs for the Montgomery Bus Boycotts. Also, we all loved his "I Have A Readily Subpoenable List of Everyone Who Supports Me" speech.

"It's so easy to use. And the surgery to implant it in the base of your skull is so painless that it's no wonder I'm number one."

a website for pictures of endurance car racing call it OnlyLeMans

Like you find out that roasted chestnuts, absolutely synonymous with the holiday season now, taste like durian, black licorice, or the horror of Cincinnati chili. Christmas is ruined thanks to eco hippy scientists.

"chestnuts roasting on an open fire, jack frost nipping at your nose" but most of us have never had a roasted US chestnut as they were mostly wiped out in the mid 20th century by a blight. They're making a comeback thanks to conservation efforts. But what if roasted chestnuts suck?

can i get a little bit of help? sorry, i just need to pay for one more stupid renewal

Thats it. We are boycotting Denny's, hard candies, and Lawrence Welk until 65+ yos agree to peacefully surrender their vote.

i stand with the former fbi director slash lesbian detective novelist against our nation’s game show host dictator and his forces of evil (a cartel of faucet manufacturers)

A website for sports fans Call it… oh wait

A website for pictures of dudes in khaki cargoshorts Call it onlyTans

"Your system is correctly configured for playing WAV files." A welcome speech sample for Sierra Online game fans of the early-mid 90s, hoping their sound card was a-okay with their latest release.

NANI?!

When you make fun of me online, this is who you're making fun of.

They've lost the 9yos

Wait what? Can yall clarify on this? You spoke to him *BEFORE* he'd gotten word his brother was dead? Did you tell him? Did you let him go on not knowing? What the fuck?

Im not intentionally shitting on disabled ppl who need to eat. Im shitting on the idea that you force gigworkers to be your charity. One poster discussed putting high tips to trick dashers to deliver to them daily, and then lowering/removing the tip after bc otherwise they cant afford burrito taxi

The people that screech and tear their hair out about having to tip their burrito taxis are the absolute worst. Had an argument with one that was "disabled" and couldnt afford to tip but needed burrito taxi to live. Like, ubereats isnt a charity. Its not the meals-on-wheels for chipotle, buckaroo.

Anyway, this sort of thing just reeks of the same folks who screech and tear their hair out when people criticize burrito taxis.

KloboCop said the same shit in 206. Howd that wotk out for her? Also, my favorite Neera Tanden joke: how did neera tanden get those bicep gains? By lifting the rock she slithers out from under every day.

Lol Terry Pratchett and Tolkien would have hated this fucking cosplay clown.

YES William Shatner was transforming into a horse girl. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.

Aquarium Filler is a beautiful name for a girl

Score! Sonic & Knuckles Complete In Box! What a find.

We're shortstaffed on RPS and need some rad PC-minded freelancers for urgent review work. Specifically: - Borderlands 4 (yes I know it's out already) - Dying Light: The Beast - Silent Hill f Standard rate is £200 GBP per review, make yourselves known at [email protected]

Aquarium Filler is a beautiful name for a girl

Yall are all wrong. Like the Highlander there can be only one: Post a movie you like with with a horrible Rotten Tomatoes score

Little lifehack: if your shower/tub water takes a long time to get hot, turn on the faucet in the sink in the same bathroom. Itll help move more cold water through the pipes and as a vonus you can just check the faucet water temp to see if the shower/tub is ready.

My new shirt design is a very serious PSA that I was asked to make, because apparently a lot of people don't know. roryblank.bigcartel.com

One thing ive always appreciated about 70s and 80s ganes is that theyll be titled something like "Aquarium Filler" and itll be a game where the conceit is the title. You run around filling an aquarium while water leaks out. Thats it. No subtext. And people ate it the fuck up.

Burrow-ken clocks are right twice a day

Gonna be real for a moment. Im a millennial and a former theater kid, but I think Rent (the movie, the musical, the revival, w/e) fucking sucks.

mr. gorbachev… outpizza this hut!

My daughter (age 5.5) wanted to listen to Taylor Swift and I realized that she has no idea what Swift’s music sounds like so we’ve just been listening to the 1997 album Tubthumping by Chumbawumba instead

@espiers.bsky.social cooked.

Oop.

when you’re mean to me, this is who you’re actually being mean to: 🇺🇸

"Charlie Kirk should have been murdered privately" girl what

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

he was a virtual boy said switch 2 you later boy he wasn't vr enough for her

Walking around the big apple and i over hear two 20 something women talking to each other and one says to the other: "it was just like so organic, so organic. So real. So necessary." And while i dont know the context, i am confident that whatever she was referring to was absolutely not "necessary"

Uncanny